*Chuuya holding injured Dazai in his arms*
Dazai: How sweet. The princess was saved by a dwarf in a stupid hat.
Chuuya: *Drops Dazai into the harbor* Oh no I dropped the princess.
Kira: You ever get a little voice in your head that tells you that someone is a red flag?
Ais: Which voice?
Kira: Are you- Are you okay?
Confession time.
I may be called Iwantohugsigma but I am a huge Chuuya simp.
Poe: I had a nightmare that I murdered you and stuffed your body under the floorboards. Then I began to descend into madness as I began hearing the sound of your heartbeat growing louder and louder with each second!
Ranpo: You idiot. Why would you stuff a body under the floorboards?
(Happy birthday Poe)
Prompto: *can sing and play the guitar*
Noct: you have a good voice. Bet you if Cindy heard it she would fall for you.
Prompto: I'll try that!
*later with Cindy*
Prompto: *strums the guitar* *pterodactyl screech*
Cindy: uhh what's he up ta ya highness?
Noct: *sighs* he was gong to sing
Ignis: *walks by* and here we have the wild Prompto performing his mating call.
Gladio: I swear to Astrals! If you touch my cup noodles again I will shave your ass!
Iris: *comes down the stairs* brother what are you-
*cat sitting on the coffee table keeping eye contact with Gladio with its paw half way in the cup noodles*
Gladio: *has his sword out ready to start swinging*
Your wish is my command sir *bows*
(Now that I have a bit more confidence) Ever thought about putting super glue on the seats in the council room and holding the members hostage and torturing them since they can't escape?
Noctis: *raises eyebrow* You ask that as if I haven’t.
Ignis: His highness has been banned for entering the council room since the Song Fiasco 6 years ago.
Noctis: Good times.
Gladiolus: You said you would only let them go when the music ended.
Noctis: I was being 100% honest.
Gladiolus: You forced them to listen to ‘The song that never ends’!!!!!
Noctis: It didn’t end so I didn’t let them go, simple logic.
Ignis:This is why you are banned.
Noctis: When I’m king, I’ll remind them why they fear me.
Gladiolus We all fear that dark day.
Dazai: *Flirting with Sigma* You still a virgin?
Sigma: Does me getting fucked over by life count as sex?
Can’t draw worth crap. Kira has medium strawberry blonde hair. Aqua eyes . Pale skin. 4 foot 9 wears a green dress with a white blouse and brown boots.
It's Final_Fantasy_Queen from ifunny
Oh cool! I kind of blanked out for a second. Awesome to see you.