Gladiolus Amiticia - Blog Posts

Ignis: *walks into a room* I’m back with the ingredients I’ll start din-

Gladio: *holding Prompto down*

Noct: *attempting to put a bra on Prompto*

Ignis: *drops the bag, throwing his hands up* YOU KNOW WHAT I DON’T WANT TO KNOW

Gladio: gonna ask where we got the bra?

Ignis: I give up with you three!

Do not ask about Deevee. I made a thing......

Gladio: what are you two watching?

Noctis: a movie about a man in a fedora chasing after a group of young people making their dreams into nightmares.

Gladio: didn't know they made a movie about Ardyn.

Ardyn annoying the chocobros and Ravus

Ardyn: I've been quite lonely since my brother died. Care to spend some time with me?

Noctis: HOW DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM?!

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Gladio: why does my facebook status say I'm in a relationship with Prompto?!

Ardyn: you shouldn't leave your phone unattended at the bar but congrats on getting the cute blond!

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Ignis: have you heard of a restraining order?

Ardyn: have you heard of me not caring?

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Prompto: last night I had a nightmare Ardyn was in my room creepily humming the chocobo song.

Ardyn: I'm offended that you thought my lullaby was a nightmare.

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Ravus: Where is my arm?

Ardyn: I wanted to play fetch with Cerberus so I used it as a stick. Trees are hard to find in cities.

Ardyn: who made the "hate Ardyn fan club"?!

Noctis: Almost everyone in this room

Ardyn: I have done nothing to deserve this.

Noct: you helped kill my father and plunged the world into darkness.

Ignis: you tried to kill Noctis and made me go blind.

Prompto: you imprisoned and tortured me.

Ravus: you annoy me and stabbed my sister.

Regis: you destroyed my city

Gladio: you tricked so many people.

Lunafreya: you angered the Astrals.

Alice: You enslaved my people.

Iris: you let Caligo kill Jared.

Loqi: you make fun of my height.

Aranea: you traumatize children.

Nyx: you keep screwing up my training

Clarus: and you keep stalking all of us.

Ardyn: you all hold grudges.

Prompto: some of that you did three months ago.

Ignis: alright Gladio it's your turn.

Gladio: I'll take the rapist for $500

Ignis: that says Therapist-

Gladio: who is Ardyn Izunia!

Ignis: you're horrible.

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Ignis: on the board we have "famous titles, the number 10 and current kings of Lucis"

Gladio: I'll take famous Titties for $1200

Ignis: that is famous titles..... this movie was named after a game "assassin's creed"

Gladio: ARANEA HIGHWIND

Ignis: I hate you...

Noctis, Prompto, Gladio and Ignis: *playing never have I ever*

Noctis: never have I ever cried myself to sleep

Prompto: *takes a sip of his drink*

Ignis: never have I ever had an anxiety attack in public because I remembered my past

Prompto: *takes another sip*

Gladio: never have I ever cause more than one therapist to become depressed.

Prompto: *downs his drink*

Noctis: *whispers* I think we need to change it up *out loud* Never have I ever had a Nightmare with Ardyn becoming my spouse.

Prompto: *grabs Gladio's beer and chugs it*

Ignis: I would suggest a therapist but I guess that would be a bad idea

Noctis: You're evil.

Ardyn: Now what makes you think I'm evil?

Noctis: You filled a vegetarian's house with raw butchered meat.

Ardyn: I was showing them what they were missing out on.

Noctis: You told a bunch of children that Santa eats naughty children.

Ardyn: I was told that when I was a child.

Noctis: You sprayed Prompto with a chocobo mating spray.

Ardyn: He is loved by chocobos even more now.

Noctis: You filled Loqi's closet with Aranea's high heels and told her he stole them.

Ardyn: He's short and I wanted to help him and Aranea needs to learn how to share.

Noctis: You super glued Gladio's sword to the ground.

Ardyn: To make him stronger.

Noctis: You somehow managed to get Nyx to warp into a wall. It took hours to get him out.

Ardyn: I have no excuse for that. I just wanted to do it.

Prompto: we should all go to a theme park

Noct: we can't

Prompto: why not?

Noct: Gladio got us kicked out because he knocked the lights out of that one mascot.

Gladio: he had it coming. *mutters* damn things are terrifying....

Dia and romance

Dia doesn't understand affection or romance. She was a prisoner of Ardyn from age 5 to 10. She was beaten almost every day to the point she had to spend a month in a hospital after her escape and Nyx found her. Being raised by a curious and nosy Noctis, she was confused by his friendly attitude with her. Gladio terrified her to the point she would flinch and hide when he would touch her. It wasn't until age 15 and Noctis introducing her to Prompto that she began to understand since Prompto began to try and comfort her constantly

Noctis: I killed someone!

Prompto: What?! Noct that's illegal! We have to run away!

Gladio: if anyone asks we just tell them the empire made a clone of Noct and framed him.

Ignis: *pulls out a map with a bunch of red circles* We can dump the body here. No one will know. Leave the evidence to me I've done this before.

Noctis: .....

Prompto: *whispers to Noctis* I think Iggy has killed other people....

How people react to Dia's anxiety and depression

Noctis would pick her up and carry her off to a safer location for her to calm down. He would then try to talk to her, bring up topics such as plants or animals. Then it's snack and nap time for them both.

Gladio wouldn't let anyone but Noct, Prompto and Ignis near her. He will even try to fight Nyx and Cor but it usually ends with Cor threatening to tell his father.

Prompto would sit next to Dia and just start chatting with her about anything. They can go from one topic that is small to a three hour discussion on why chocobos are the best thing.

Ignis would lead Dia to a more comfortable place and talk to her. Listening to her issue then think of a solution to help her. She feels safer around him and would usually grasp his sleeve when she feels depressed.

Cor would stand by her and wait until her attack was done. The last time he left her alone during an episode she ended up in the hospital trying to kill herself. He's known about her problems since Nyx brought her in and he doesn't want her to suffer fully. When she's done he will talk to her and tell her that the future holds a better life if she stays by his side. He is a father figure to her anyway.

Gladio: I swear to Astrals! If you touch my cup noodles again I will shave your ass!

Iris: *comes down the stairs* brother what are you-

*cat sitting on the coffee table keeping eye contact with Gladio with its paw half way in the cup noodles*

Gladio: *has his sword out ready to start swinging*

I may start an ask the glaives/chocobros thing.

I'm not the best at them but I feel like it will be fun. Just send in some questions and they will answer.

Nyx

Crowe

Libertus

Cor

Noctis

Prompto

Gladio

And Ignis.

Maybe some others in the future.