Sigma: Okay Nikolai, Humor Me. If Fyodor Were A Demon, How Would You Go About Summoning Him?

Prompto: *can sing and play the guitar*

Noct: you have a good voice. Bet you if Cindy heard it she would fall for you.

Prompto: I'll try that!

*later with Cindy*

Prompto: *strums the guitar* *pterodactyl screech*

Cindy: uhh what's he up ta ya highness?

Noct: *sighs* he was gong to sing

Ignis: *walks by* and here we have the wild Prompto performing his mating call.

Who would be the one to say “fucking commit” as they grab your hand after you brushed your hand against theirs on accident?

Griffon to V: trust me, I haven’t lead you astray in ten minutes

Will this get flagged?

Gladio: I swear to Astrals! If you touch my cup noodles again I will shave your ass!

Iris: *comes down the stairs* brother what are you-

*cat sitting on the coffee table keeping eye contact with Gladio with its paw half way in the cup noodles*

Gladio: *has his sword out ready to start swinging*

*Dead Apple*

Dazai: It’s not gonna suck itself, you know.

Chuuya: That’s it! I’m taking my chances fighting my own ability!

Nikolai: You know I’m best at magic in bed~

Fyodor: *excited*

*ten minutes later*

Nikolai: *cuts open a corpse* Is this your card?

Fyodor: This is not what I was expecting on Valentine’s Day!

Noctis, Prompto, Gladio and Ignis: *playing never have I ever*

Noctis: never have I ever cried myself to sleep

Prompto: *takes a sip of his drink*

Ignis: never have I ever had an anxiety attack in public because I remembered my past

Prompto: *takes another sip*

Gladio: never have I ever cause more than one therapist to become depressed.

Prompto: *downs his drink*

Noctis: *whispers* I think we need to change it up *out loud* Never have I ever had a Nightmare with Ardyn becoming my spouse.

Prompto: *grabs Gladio's beer and chugs it*

Ignis: I would suggest a therapist but I guess that would be a bad idea

Nikolai: Uh oh look who got caught under the mistletoe.

Sigma: IS THIS WHY YOU CORNERED ME?!

Lucy: Give it up. I have Tiger kitty’s heart.

Akutagawa: You may have his heart but I have the weretiger’s leg.

Atsushi: Oh come on! Again?!