Lily: *clicks Pen*

Severus: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Remus: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Severus: That one. I want that one.

Severus: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.

is there any updates?

Yes! I've given a sneak peek of chapter 4 and I'll be posting (hopefully) the entirety of chapter 4 on Tuesday or Wednesday! There will definitely be a post by Wednesday, it's just a matter if I'll have it fully complete in time if not I just have to break chapter 4 into 2 parts! And I plan to post a chapter once a week on Tuesday or Wednesday!Let me know if there's anything else you'd like to know! 💙

Buck: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Eddie: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

when are you posting chapter two?

soon I promise! it will be really short though so I am sorry in advance also my Tumblr on my phone isn't working properly anymore so I will really only be able to post when I have the laptop (like I do now) and as I stated before we only have this one and my mother Is doing her schooling on it along with my sister using it to plan her birthday party so things have just been a little hectic

Bellatrix: Severus doesn’t look very happy.

Regulus: That's his happy. He's just a bitch.

Bellatrix, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

Bellatrix: THERE. Now send it.

Severus:: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-

Bellatrix: JUST DO IT!

later

Remus: So what does it say?

James, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."

Remus:

James:

Remus: Gross-

* this one ⤵ Generated first and I also find it funny*

Bellatrix, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

Bellatrix: THERE. Now send it.

Lucius: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-

Bellatrix: JUST DO IT!

later

Regulus: So what does it say?

Severus, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."

Regulus:

Severus:

Regulus: Gross-

Regulus: Severus, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Severus, naked in Regulus's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Regulus, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

Lucius: Severus just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe.

@papercrownqueen found it!! THANK YOU!

"gooey melting hearts"

¡Help please! 😫🙏

So I found this fic on AO3 where Severus meets and gets sorta adopted by his grandparents (on Eileen's side) I can't remember their names but they were both males and I think one was a male-carrier, Eileen wasn't nice in this one, something happened and James sent an owl to several and decided to follow it, he found out sev was being abused and took him back to Potter manor, the healer recognized Severus and contacted his grandfather's, Lucius was a good friend and kept checking on sev, Remus's father was not that great but having met a werewolf auror who helped him with fixing his relationship with his son and understanding werewolves better, they fall in love, Lily's a bitch who was stealing her parents money and sneaking out and bullying petunia, I think it's snames or maybe snupin I can't remember. Or marauders X Severus I really don't know

OH! and the marauders (except Peter) start working at a potion shop!

¡Someone please help me find it!