Why Are There No Diavolo And Barbatos Domestic Fluff Fics??? Why Does Every Fanfic With Them Have To

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Made this just so I could say I did it first, fight me.

Will post uh mini introductions later, but for now let it be known, Asks open :)

+like an actually sorta thought out storyline?? Woah

Did you hear?

Barbatos lore?!

I love how Solomon is narrating the story

finally more lore abt barbs

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Ok so, 2 Obey me fanfic ideas based on a song I like

The moment Lucifer asked Simeon/Mammon to come with him, he says no, and Lucifer having to cope with it. (Either as a ship or brotherly love.. or both lol)

2. Alternate timeline where NON of the brothers go with Lucifer and he has to go to the Devildom alone

Extra: ONLY Simeon says yes to going to the Devildom.

Based off this song

I feel like people forget that the type of person that would actually legitimately become a surgeon is the furthest type of person from a normal individual, I'm never surprised when I hear stories of them doing fucked up shit, a normal surgeon is as rare as a dog that meows

I could swear I remember a nightmare news story ages ago where a surgeon just got so frustrated that he threw a little temper tantrum in the middle of a procedure and deliberately obliterated a whole organ or bone or whatever he was working on before storming off. Does anyone remember this and what it was or what happened after that

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ok so I’m not a fanfic writer //anymore// so I’ll just put this idea out there

You know how alot of people REALLY love Sun but hate Moon for whatever reason?

so imagine a Sun/Moon x Nb Reader fluff/ hurt comfort fanfic in which;

 the reader just loves, and I mean ABSOLUTELY ADORES Sun, they’re really close and talk about anything, EVERYTHING, so- a really good relationship //friendship or otherwise// a lot of hugging, cuddling, Sun following the reader around, all the good shit.

 Moon, seeing this, rationalizes that; because the reader loves Sun so much they MUST love them too, right?  -Even though they’ve never ACTUALLY met-  and Moon, being socially inept decides to try and interact with the reader, but comes off as too hostile, hurting/ and or scaring them, badly, this happens two separate times, both resulting in the reader sprinting out of the daycare, the third time it happens reader tho instead of just running away, the reader blows up at Moon, //probably cursing them out// and says how much they don’t want/like Moon, and how the reader wishes that they’d just leave them alone, and talking about how creepy they look, before storming off, ending with something along the lines of being done with BOTH Sun and Moon. //reader doesn't want to be around Sun in fear that the lights randomly go out and they have to deal with Moon OR they see Sun and moon as basically the same person//

Now this obviously devastates Moon, “why don’t they love me too? what did I do wrong? why is everyone so scared of me? why do so many people hate me but not Sun?”

Moon stops doing their actual job at night instead opting to follow the reader around, leaving any animatronic that might of got itself broken somehow alone. they’re too scared to try and talk to them cause they don’t want to get yelled at again or scare them. //fears confrontation with staff cause past or ongoing abuse???//

Sun tries their best to talk to their friend again to no luck, they never come around the daycare as much/at all so Sun is essentially completely alone again all night because he isn’t actually allowed to leave. He //probably// blames Moon for the whole situation.

I basically have the whole story planned out uh- but I’m lazy so do with this idea what you will. <3

Also yes I know I made Moon WAY softer in this but I didn’t think of this in terms of a nsfw- andalsoi’mamoonapologist

//plz message me if you write it or want to hear more of what I personally planned </3//

Herald makes me feel things, most of them are hate but also the fact that I know if I even tried to slightly get close to him I'll start liking the bastard makes me very insert negative emotion here

Dom Mc is underappreciated, Its like ppl forgot that these demons are supposed to be obeying us.

Diavolo is the biggest obstacle in the way of me and Barbatos living a happy life together btw, I can't believe he bound my husband to work for him until the end of their lives knowing full well Barbatos can never truly die. The disrespect.

Fucking unbelievable.