Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Enid, hiding in Yoko's room : - and I just can't believe she would do that to me!
Yoko, tired af cuz Enid has been complaining for the past hour : Okay, so, let me get this straight-I mean gay-anyway! You are mad at Wednesday... Because of what, exactly?
Enid : I literally just said why, like, a few seconds ago! Are you even paying attention?!
Divina, who hoped to have a normal evening with her vampire gf : Yeah, you did, but... Why?
Enid : Guys this isn't funny! I don't know what to do!
Random guy in suit that has been chasing Enid for the past hours : Mrs Addams, please, I just need you to sign these two files and then I'll leave!
Enid : For the last time, I won't be signing anything, I am too young to lead a multimillionaire corporation! I don't even know where I left my sweater this morning!
Wednesday, pushing the guy away and stopping before Enid, heaving breaths, desperate: Mon cœur, I apologize for doing this without notifying you earlier, but I was hoping to surprise you!
Enid : Willa, no. That's enough out of you, I told you we will sleep separately until I say otherwise. Now go.
Wednesday, on the verge of tears : But-! Ma lumiere-!
Enid : Wednesday Friday Addams, you better get your ass out of here, take this Fred guy with you and figure out a way out of this! End of discussion!
Wednesday, turning to Yoko with a murderous gaze : You! You are the cause of this!
Yoko : Hey- WOAH WAS THAT A FUCKING KNIFE?! HOW AM I AT FAULT HERE?!
Wednesday : You advised me to surprise Enid with Netflix, because she wanted her own but her mother wouldn't let her!
Yoko : WHEN I SAID NETFLIX, I DIDN'T MEAN THE FUCKING COMPANY ADDAMS! I MEANT AN ACCOUNT!
Wednesday : HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!
Divina : Enid, please tell your fiancee not to kill my girlfriend. She obviously didn't mean to overstep, Wednesday had the best intentions in mind.
Enid : Honestly, I didn't even consider that Willa might not know how Netflix works. I am not mad at her anymore. But Yoko made fun of my eating habits yesterday. I'll let her sweat a little...
Divina : God, you even sound like an Addams now... Mischief suits you wolfie.
Enid : Aww, thanks bestie!
Wednesday chasing Yoko while throwing knives in the background.
The Fred guy, whose actual name is Christopher : WILL SOMEONE SIGN THE GODDAMN PAPERS ALREADY?!