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Reasons why all the yellowjackets are gay 

Shauna: became the butcher because she’s more butch than all the other butches 

Jackie: was gonna climb that girl like a tree in seattle 

Nat: sees someone with soulful deep brown eyes and keels over, does not matter the gender

Lottie: soulful deep brown eyed lesbian jesus

Laura Lee: homoerotically baptized lesbian jesus

Misty: became an alcoholic to honor her dead situationship

Van: calls sex bow chicka wow wow

Tai: eats dirt like she wants to eat pussy

Travis: had the sophie thatcher right in front of him and couldn’t get it up 

Mari: mindlessly follows whatever woman is in charge atm like she’ll die without a dominant woman around at all times

Ben: doesn’t want to touch mari. Like okay then, outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

Akilah: gay asf to have been a girl scout. What are you scouting, other girls?

Melissa: has worn the same molding loser lesbian snapback so frequently it went from bright pink to mental illness gray 

Gen: it was totally possible for travis to have taught her how to hunt but she just had to have the banging bisexual bottle blonde 

l wrote down my thoughts as I was watching episode 3 so might as well post it lol

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 3 EPISODE 3 BELOW

Mari that a gay man

Mari omfg stop pls

LMFAO DOUBLE PEPPER SORAY

OH FAMN LOTTIES SHIT WORKED

Speak of the devil (she’s actually my pookie and an Angel)

Lottie and Callie are such an iconic duo

U BITCH SHAUANA IS TRYING HER HARDEST

Mari’s such a pussy lmfao

Can y’all be buddies that would be fun

Oh nice crisis Ben

HES A SUB NOOOOOOO

fair crash out honestly

MARI PLS HAVE PITY ON THE MAN

Oh my poor baby

BUT THATS JUST A THEORY 

Mari pls don’t betray him

Oh they bondiinnnng

IS SHE STULL BLOWING HER PARENTS MONEY

OH SHES STILL TJ MAXX GIRL LMFAO

CALLIE LOOKS BOTH SCARED AND EXILARATED

Shauna don’t break her heart pls (this is about Misty)

Awwwwww, u still have a wife tai

IS IT REAL IT HAS TO BE WHAT IS JAPPENING

TAI STOP IT WITH YHE FIRE PLS

U FEEL LIKE OTHER TAI

SLAP THAT BITCH VAN

NO WE DONG WE HERE JACKSHIT

FUCK THIS

ohh cave girl

Dw Mari he won’t kill u

U BITCH MARI

I SWEAR TO GOD

CHRIST WHAT IS HAPPENING

OK THE WILDERNESS WANT ONE OF YHEM DEAD

SHAUNA GIRL I WANNA DEFEND U BUT I CANT RN

she still calls her shipman (yes I’ve already realized this but still)

THE GAYS

only u girl

Shauna u made out with taht girl

Girl look at her have pity on the jv

Melissa has fallen hard and Shauna is well maybe I dunno

U coulda thought of this earlier

Christ Lottie leave Akilah alone pls

The besties :)))))

Lottie I swear to fuck

LOTTIE

Fair reaction

Calie standing there like what the fuck is happening?

WHAT. ABOUT. UR. WIFE.

an Ice cream parlor is important tf

No Misty pls Shauna’s just a bitch the rest are chill 

Shuana and Mari bonding???????

Coyote eating a rabbit feels symbolic (cries in jackieshauna’s usual symbolism)

OH COME ON MAN

CAN THE WILDERNESS SHUT UP

So akilah is connected

Melissa my nerd and gen my non nerd

Oh hell nah

Van u good girl 

That guys was so sad

WHY IS THERE A DOIR WHAT IS THIS

DID VAN BURN GHE CABIN DOWN WHATS THE SUMBOLISM MEAN

Oh they trippin balls

Akilah u so dead next

So Travis wasn’t lying?

Ok shuana in a lake

NOOO HER BABY

SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY WTF

well that’s horrifying

VAN DID U BURN GHE CABIN WHAT IS THIS

Lottie????

HELLL NAHHHHHHHH

NO JACKIE

IS THIS OURGATORY WHAT IS YHIS

IM SO CONFUSED 

Lottie and Jackie my favs are creeping me tf out

JACKIE WAHT U MEAN

AROUND HER NECK WTFGFFFFF

WHAT IS THIS

JACKIE LOTTIE WHAT IS GHIS

well they’re alive somehow

Come on he saved three of them and Mari h woulda let him be

MARI I SWEAR

Everyone always gets on yellowjackets for being fucking weird with the number of  background characters and changing actresses and lacking depth for a lot of said background character and everything all the time but thats the point!!! That’s the point of it!!! All the surviving Yellowjackets are unreliable narrators!!! Most if not all of the surviving Yellowjackets have mental conditions and if they don’t they sure as hell have endless trauma. The flashbacks are being told by them, 25 years later, when they have spent all that time trying to hide and deny everything that happened and everything that occurred and all of it is messed up. They don’t want to remember it all, they don’t want to remember their dead teammates. Sometimes it’s impossible to tell which characters are flashing back to which segments. Sometimes characters are inexplicably absent. Sometimes some people remember more than others. Sometimes random characters appear who have been absent all this time. Like, Crystal appeared as a character out of the blue when Misty was feeling abandoned by Nat and was remembering her first best friend. Characters are recast because who can even remember what those girls looked like anymore. The consistent characters are the ones no one can forget. The first ones. Who is gonna forget Laura Lee? Jackie? Javi? No one. But who is gonna remember girl #3 that you killed and ate when you went insane in the wilderness? No one. Or maybe you don’t want to remember. Maybe by girl #3 you try and forget everything. You stifle all feelings and memories until you remember maybe she had brown hair, oh i think i remember her gathering herbs once, oh i think she had this hat she liked to wear, oh maybe she was around during this event or maybe she was already dead and gone and buried and eaten. Maybe maybe maybe. You don’t know. You never know. Because thats what trauma does it eats away at the brain until all you have left to tell your story is faulty memories and a heart full of grief. And i think it just got worse once Shauna burned her journals and left everything into pure memory. Even those were unreliable because Shauna was suffering from day one and it only got worse after Jackie. Nothing is gonna be consistent about a story told 25 years after the events by people so traumatized they can barely remember it themselves.

Why do all these characters have nicknames and why can i never clock them. I’ve spent the whole time in the yellowjackets fandom slowly figuring out everyone’s given names from their nicknames and it’s psyching me out. It took me so long to figure out that lottie’s given name was charlotte and every time i remember that van’s given name is vanessa i have a miniature heart attack. Mari’s full name is probably maria. Fuck. Gen’s full name is probably genevieve. Shit. Jackie might be short for jacqueline. Crying rn. The fifth season is gonna come out or smth and tell me misty’s real name is mysterious quigley and i’ll have no choice but to keel over and die