WHAT THE FUCK - Blog Posts

For any of my artists out there or peeps who venture too far on google does anyone know a a good website to position bodies???

(Also my cat is eating my hair that I cut...)

Person A: I'm going to feed you pasta Person B: What if I don't want pasta A: What are you lack toast and told her aunt? B: The fuck are you saying A: Lack toast and told her aunt? The thing where you can't eat dairy? B: You are a dumbass, its lactose intolerant A: Exactly, Lack toast and told her aunt

"you didn't dream this 🙄" IT DOESN'T MATTER ITS CALLED HAVING FUN. Plus, there's a chance they actually did.

I had a dream that Splinter sent the turtles to make a cobblestone generator and got mad when they called it "stone generator" so anything is possible I guess??

Hey did u see that brazilian jazz nominee who was denied a seat at the grammys vip area and had to sit apart from the other artists 🙁 the news got overshadowed by everyone's faves winning (or not winning) but it was a massive disrespect for milton nascimento (the nominee) and the country as a whole

holy shit no i did not know this straight up despicable and xenophobic

hello Jon I am a computer

Silly little tma doodles

How to tumblr ???

👁️ Jon Archivist doodle Timelapse!!! 👁️

shoutout to @ggracee for the lovely color choices

almost at the point of autism where I pick up my iPad to do fanart (it’s getting bad)

Idk how to describe it, but we knew the pope was gonna die last night

Weve had a few splits these last few days, but can only identify one atm. Maybe she can find them?!?!?!?

I have unironically needed to tell someone that "concubines are not the solution to everything" more than once this week and I'm now going to go wonder how my life got to this point.

Bro this chapter was FUCKED up

I just finished Supernatural, I have no idea what to do with my life now. Help!

they did WHAT

they put bread in a roll

*finds out that classic sonic is 33+ years old*

Napped so hard I didn't think I was awake yet

one of the things that bothers me this season, is that they used jaehaerys' death for the daemon targaryen character arc.

rather than to show aegon's full rage potential, helaena's awakening to the power of her dreams or aemond's reaction.

Is this a fucking joke?!

ALICENT has never sacrificed anything?!

Alicent has sacrificed EVERYTHING

She sacrificed her choices and happiness for Otto by marrying the King. She sacrificed her friendship with Rhaenyra. She sacrificed her bodily autonomy to give the king a male heir. She sacrificed her own safety for the safety of her children. She was prepared to die by dragonfire for Aegon, sacrificing her own life for his

But no. She has never sacrificed anything. Everything has been handed to her on a silver platter according to these writers

Meanwhile wtf has Rhaenyra sacrificed? A random knight so she could marry Daemon? A ton of innocent people for more dragons? Those aren’t personal sacrifices the way Alicent’s are. She’s sacrificing other people for herself

Not the same at all

And everything she has, she has been handed on a silver platter. Daddy named her heir, despite her treason in passing off bastards as heirs to Driftmark. She fucked off to Dragonstone and still was heir. She got the Riverlands because of Daemon, not anything she did. She got the dragons through evil means. Alicent offers her everything she wants

It it’s Alicent who has never sacrificed anything?

And now she’s being forced by the writers to sacrifice her son; the person she did all this to protect. Now she’s choosing Rhaenyra because this is redemption to the writers instead of the character assassination that it is

At least Olivia tries to save what she can by making Alicent have a panic attack

now that i’m in spring break and school’s almost over can i just say, i have no fucking clue what the hell is happening at my school? my mom and older sister will be like “anything interesting at school?” (cause my sister went to the same school as me and she always brought tea) and i’ll just be like ʅ（- -）ʃ

like, two months ago all teachers were talking about a video, saying that students couldn’t show it and that they’d be taking all phones away so that they could delete them, and i was like what video? didn’t find out until 2 days later from my friend (that wasn’t even in school during those days) that some girl gave her boyfriend a bj in the cafeteria for the whole world to see and a shit ton of people filmed it

while ago we went into lock down for like two hours and i didn’t even process it, just spent the entire time eating my lunch and reading my book. Learnt a week later that 12 kids had gotten into a fight (as in three different fights were happening by at the same time by a group of 12 kids) and one of the had pulled out a gun after a teacher had body slammed his friend. I learnt this from my teacher during tutoring.

what the absolute hell is happening in my school??

Here’s another one that can summarize one of my fav seasons:

A group of teenagers go to find their robot, only to find out that a different version of Silco (from arcane) who likes buttons and is not mentally sane, is trying to trap them in a evil conspiracy theory. And is Silco’s bff, Sevika is a emo middle aged man who loves snakes…

I'm bored so here is a Ninjago tag game for y'all:

Explain a Ninjago scene VERY BADLY

Me first: four local teenagers bully a child who just wanted candy (I start pretty mild I just want to see chaos ensue)

@penofwildfire @nyaskitten @fernaldoishere @gravyhoney @a-big-chicken-nerd @user-without-a-cool-acronym @iamsonormalaboutninjago @bravetheperson go nuts

Edit: forgot to mention that I will try to guess them

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABT THIS????

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR OVER 15 MINS ABT IT

team dark week #2: memory/secret

i wonder if she still has the inhibitor ring sonic gave her at the end of sa2

Random muscle twitches that you can’t consciously recreate while you’re trying to fall asleep is your body’s equivalent of your house settling at night.

How do people not fall in love with their friends???? You're telling me the person that cares about you, that comforted and helped you back up on your feet at your worst, that knows all your dirtiest secrets but still looks into your eyes as if it's the first day of getting to know each other, and you'd say NO if they asked you to marry them???

IM IN LOVE

my joker moment is realising that screenshoting an image from tumblr and just cropping it gives you a higher quality than saving it from the app or a browser

everything in this life fucking matters and love is devastatingly real

Tim posted ^