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They turned me gay

/j

Also Webby is strong and we need to appreciate that more

ducktales 2017 really said here's a lesbian coded magical girl who is webby's new best friend! she is so devoted to webby she breaks away from her evil aunt and doesn't die when she's banished to another realm. she becomes webby's literal shadow. she protects webby from demons and is able to free herself from shadow prison through the power of (platonic) love. she goes to webby's family outings and calls della her cool aunt. she thinks of webby when she's sad and always tries to make her happy. she has countless (platonic) sleepovers at the manor and knows webby well enough to finish her sentences. she finds her own magic by harnessing her self-esteem through webby's (platonic) encouragement and banishes her abuser to become an all-powerful sorcerer. it's not gay though.

oh, and webby can talk to snakes.

Hey guys I like Ducktales

Doodle of Webby and Lena (humanized) for Weblena week

Day 1- Crushing hard

(I had another doodle to add but the day's almost over for me. Maybe I'll post it another day if I finish it!)

Well, this idea came to my head when I was browsing through Tumblr and I saw a drawing of a trio. I don't remember who was there, so I decided to put my favorite characters together. Ducktales is a series that I really liked and the characters could have had more potential in my opinion. And also, I think that Webby might be an ENFP and that's why she loves to hang out with people who aren't very talkative and cool.

a magical gay shadow admires her flippy clone girlfriend 💗🖤

Bunch of Ducktales incorrect quotes

Violet: So, Dewey is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Gosalyn : Why?

Violet: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Dewey, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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Violet: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Gosalyn : Actually Violet, it’s salt. Violet: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Gosalyn : Uh Violet, that would be salt.

Gosalyn : *takes salt packer from Violet* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

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Lena: Nothing in life is free.

Violet: Love is free.

Huey : Knowledge is free.

Dewey: Friendship is free.

Gosalyn : Self-respect is free.

Webby: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. The Squad: ...

Huey : Webby, that's illegal-

Lena: No, let them finish!

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Gosalyn : If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Violet: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Huey : Drunk.

Dewey: Wasted.

Lena: Dead.

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Dewey: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.

Huey : So you're just gonna wait until Gosalyn is in danger and save them?

Dewey: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.

Huey : ...

Huey : You're insane.

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Lena: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?

Gosalyn: Why?

Lena: Dewey fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Louie: Huey doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

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Webby: Where the devil is Lena?

Dewey: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?

Gosalyn: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

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Louie: Look guys, I need help.

Gosalyn: Love help?

Webby: Financial help?

Violet: Emotional help?

Lena: Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Lena*

Lena: What?

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Webby: I can't believe you've done this.....

Lena: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Webby, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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*Dewey is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*

Dewey: Clear orange juice?

Dewey: Oh, it's empty.

Huey, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

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Dewey: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Gosalyn a little bit.

Webby, holding Dewey's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Dewey: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Webby: My mistake.

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*Lena is casually searching around the room*

Gosalyn: Hey Lena, what’re you looking for?

Lena: My will to live.

*Webby walks into the room*

Lena: Oh, there it is.

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another bunch of dewelyn and weblena incorrect quotes

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Lena: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Webby: Um...Neat. *later*

Webby, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Dewey. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Dewey, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Webby. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Gosalyn confessed their love for me?

Webby: Didn't you thank them?

Dewey: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.

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Dewey: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!

Gosalyn : Ok, Dewey, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?

Dewey: 1917. Gosalyn : ...You're ready.

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Lena: The first time Webby opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

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Lena: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Webby: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

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Dewey: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.

Gosalyn : Why are you telling me this, I don't care.

Gosalyn , right after Dewey leaves the room: I miss them already.

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Gosalyn : You’re an idiot.

Dewey: That’s the charm.

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Dewey: All snacks are gone.

Gosalyn : I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

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bunch of dewelyn and weblena incorrect quotes

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• Lena: Why is Gosalyn crying on the floor?

• Webby: They're drunk.

• Lena: And?

• Webby: They saw a picture of Dewey's spouse.

• Lena: But they're Dewey's spouse.

• Webby: I know. =================================

• Gosalyn: We need a way to lure in new customers?

• Dewey: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

• Webby: Lena bath water.

• Lena: ABSOLUTELY NOT! =================================

• Gosalyn: Damn, the power went out.

• Dewey: Don’t worry, I got this.

• Dewey: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

• Gosalyn: What-?

• Dewey: I swallowed a glow stick!

• Gosalyn, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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• Webby: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

• Dewey: Eyy, homie!

• Gosalyn: But then there's cootie...

• Lena: Die. =================================• Dewey: Don’t mansplain this to me!

• Gosalyn: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!

• Dewey: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does! =================================

• Gosalyn: Any advice before Lena and I fight?

• Dewey: Don’t wet yourself in public.

• Gosalyn: Not the kind of advice I was looking for! =================================

• Gosalyn: *closes a cabinet*

• *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*

• Dewey: What was that?

• Gosalyn: The sound of someone else's problem. =================================

• Gosalyn: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

• Dewey: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

• Gosalyn: Holy moly- =================================

• Gosalyn: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Dewey, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.

• Dewey: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death. =================================

another bunch of incorrect ducktales quotes

Gosalyn: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Dewey: This is a lie.

Dewey: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Dewey: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Louie: Huey said its my turn with the brain cell.

Dewey: Square up.

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Honkers: And what do I get out of this?

Gosalyn : I will give you a dollar.

Honkers: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

Gosalyn : How bout two dollars?

Honkers: You got yourself a deal.

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Gosalyn : I'm very scary.

Drake: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Gosalyn : Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Drake: And small.

Gosalyn :

Gosalyn : ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

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Lena: I’m here for the cult stuff.

Honkers: How did you find us?

Lena: I saw your ad on craigslist.

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May, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

June: Yeah, sure. *A few minutes later*

June: Here you go.

May:

June:

Dewey: Why am I here?

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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*

Boyd: Would never stab anyone.

May: Would stab someone in retaliation.

Dewey: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

Webby: Would stab without warning.

Gosalyn : Would stab as a warning.

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Gosalyn : There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Dewey way.

Honkers: Isn't that the wrong way?

Gosalyn : Yes, but it's faster.

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Dewey: Are you reading fan fiction?

Honkers, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.

Dewey: Oh, is it on AO3?

Honkers: This is CNN.

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Lena: What are you in the mood for?

Webby: World domination.

Lena: That's a bit ambitious.

Webby: You are my world.

Lena: Aww...

Webby:

Lena:

Webby:

Lena: OH.

=================================Violet: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.

May: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.

Violet: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?

June: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?

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Doofus: Count me in!

Violet: Who the hell are you?! Doofus: Oh, you know my sibling! They worked at Wendy's.

Violet: Oh yeah, Boyd! How are they doing?

Doofus: Oh yeah, not too good. They've been dead for the past month.

Dewey: What the hell, they didn't tell us!

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Huey, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.

June: But Huey, we don't smoke.

Huey: Cut the crap, June. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

Huey: *points at Dewey* One! *points at Louie* Two! *points at Webby* Three! *points at Gosalyn * Four! *points at June* Five!

Huey: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!

Gosalyn : *puts a cigarrette in Huey's hand*

Huey: Thank you. ...Light? The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

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Doofus: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?

Webby: Get two more chairs.

Dewey: Cut each chair in half to make six.

Violet: Make them FIGHT for their seats!

Gosalyn : I would never be near children.

Lena: Get rid of two kids.

=================================Webby: *yawns*

Lena: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Webby: Then you must be exhuasted.

May: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Lena: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

Webby: I saw you.

Lena: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of June in a turkey costume.

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Lena: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Gosalyn : Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Lena: But pink.

May: And it's hot.

Lena: PINK! =================================

Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

Lena: No returns.

Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad... =================================

Dewey : Hey Lena, wanna third wheel on my date with Gosalyn tomorrow?

Lena: Sure.

Dewey : Webby! Wanna third wheel on my date with Gosalyn tomorrow?

Webby: Sure.

Dewey : Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Lena &Webby: ...

Gosalyn : Dewey ...