Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
OK so my dad likes tell jokes right
But not the traditional terrible, we've heard them 1000 times....
No, he tells the BEST fucking dirty jokes imaginable
So I was just mind my business, eating pizza rolls, when my dad comes in the room and......
Dad: I've got a joke for you
Me: ooo what is it?
Dad: what do Lord of the rings and brokeback mountain have in common?
Me: *taking a big bite of mah food* what?
Dad: *trying to contain his laugh* two rings get destroyed
Me: *chokes on food*
Both: *dying of laughter, legit could not breathe*
Mum: *sighing* oh god not again.....