Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
pro tip: when dealing with the fae, put on a weird ass accent
"i owe you my life"
should sound the same as
"A oh yuu mee leef"
so when the fae tries to collect the debt... you can just reach into your pocket and offer a nice and crunchy leaf. Just As Promised. (:
my mouth hurts like hell
I want to punch my orthodontist and tear out his jaw
.... but that'd be mean, so maybe not