Uzumaki Clan - Blog Posts

Imagine if Tsunade had the signature uzumaki clan red hair🙏🙏

Like imagine Tsunade coming back to Konoha and everyone who was too young to know her before she left is like “kami we thought kushina was bad” and ppl around Hiruzen’s age are like “take her back we don’t need mito 2.0 around again💔”

Tsunade Headcanon

I hc that she’s FREAKISHLY good with sealing but doesn’t do it often bc yk… reminds her of her dead clan-

When jiraiya was learning sealing, she would come over randomly and correct his work like it was nothing and would walk off. This would make jiraiya spiral because ‘holy crap I’ve been working on this for weeks and she just?? Figures it out??’

Imagine she was taught by mito from the time that she could put ink on paper how to seal. After the uzushio massacre, that she HATED seeing anything remotely close to sealing.

It’s only until after the war that she finally thinks she’s able to do what she used to with her grandmother. She is still as good as she remembers but the first couple of times she tries, she leaves tear stains on the scrolls shes working with.

Has anyone ever wondered whether Naruto would still have wanted to be Hokage if Danzo The Dick Shimura hadn't basically made him a target board by spreading word of his Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha?

His entire reason for becoming Hokage was to make everyone love and acknowledge him as a human being. Even in the alternate universe made in the genjutsu Madara cast in Shippuden, he most likely wanted to be treated as his own person and not as his father's son. He wanted to be seen as his own person instead some preconceived notion everyone had of him (a demon fox/the Hokage's son).

Would he even have being Hokage as a thought in his mind or would his entire life be set on finding out who his parents are, starting with his last name Uzumaki? Then the entire series would be about Naruto trying to figure out where he got his name and what happened to his clan. Which is still a kind of valid question in general for me.

The Uzumaki were known as insane sealing masters so my biggest question was how enemy armies were even able to step a foot on their island without getting blown up into oblivion or sent to another dimension with some unholy sealing technique. It seems very suspicious that just after Kushina is sent to Konoha, her village gets cornered and eradicated to the point of there being no history of them whatsoever and I'm sure that Naruto would have picked up on how fishy that explanation is, no matter how many villages ganged up on them. His mother was able to subdue a tailed beasts after it was extracted from her and she literally had another human being pushed out of her body so how in the heck did a village of people that strong get wiped out by normies?

I would have loved to see Naruto unravel that mystery for himself while trying to find out about his parents and beginning to question his village in general for the lack of reference to his clan throughout the history lessons he would force himself to attend.

Him asking a teacher about his clan and everyone in class laughing while the teacher tells him there isn't an Uzumaki clan.

Maybe someone like Shikamaru or Sasuke asking their parents about it only for them to get these blank pained looks on their faces while remembering the red haired girl from a island village with an ocean of chakra at her disposal.

I'm wondering how the fight between Orochimaru and Hiruzen would have gone if instead of just summoning the Hokages, he had tried to summon some Uzumaki's as well. Because I'm trying to figure out how an Uzumaki would react to being reanimated considering they make jutsus that can literally send people to hell and it felt a little sus that they never summoned a single Uzumaki from the Pure lands to fight someone.

That and I remember that Nagato being an Uzumaki who was really young when Uzushio had a jutsu that could bring back his fallen comrades (the Paths of Pain). Someone who was a child or younger when the Uzumaki clan was wiped out had a jutsu that cool.

Not sure who would be more screwed in the situation really. Hiruzen would probably be dead way quicker if Orochimaru had full control of the Uzumaki that was summoned and I'm sure Konoha in general would be burnt to the ground. However, considering the Uzumaki Clan was basically born to fuck with the balance of life and death with their jutsu creation, there is a chance that the Uzumaki could just break out of the jutsu and beat Orochimaru into the ground before he can make the hand signs to release the jutsu.

Just imagining Orochimaru getting the third coffin to rise from the ground and it being Mito or Kushina Uzumaki being reanimated. If it was Mito it would probably be more nostalgic for Hiruzen since she is his sensei's wife. If it was Kushina I just know she would immediately ask about Naruto considering she asked him specifically to take care him before she died. Hiruzen would probably avoid the question and depending on whether she can break out of the Edo Tensei his death would have a varying time frame. On the battle field fighting a controlled Kushina Uzumaki or after the battle with a livid Kushina after she finds out how Naruto has been living under his "protection".

Not me staying up at night after getting dragged back into the Naruto fandom again just thinking about the fact that in order for them to have taught or even have anything written down about the Uzumaki Reaper Death Seal, an Uzumaki would have to somehow survive summoning the Reaper/Shinigami in the first place.

The same summoning that costs your soul.

Like how would that be possible first try?

I know their life force is the strongest amongst any of the clans but to survive the Shinigami a.k.a. the GOD OF DEATH?!

Now I'm stuck thinking about how a situation where someone tries to use the seal on an Uzumaki would go. Would they even react to it? Or would an Uzumaki just be like "Oh, hi Shinigami-san! Haven't seen you in a while!" then somehow cancel the jutsu or something more weird? Because these people literally had masks that can help you unseal something sealed in the Shinigami's stomach (along with other masks that can do who knows what) and just gave them to Konoha so I am honestly scared of what they might be capable of. I honestly would have loved more explanation when it came to this seal and the Uzumaki in general. Even if it came in some sort of gag scene where someone tries to do the seal on Naruto but the Shinigami can't take his soul because Naruto is an Uzumaki and the Shinigami is basically like a summoning animal to them.