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I’d be happy 😊
@wheres-my-marbles @arrows-craft-corner
You’re stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you
I’m 50/50 alastor might not kill me but I’m annoying so he might
Tagging : @akemiozawa @twsted-princess @twst-nadira-oc @ellovett @crazyyanderefangirlfan @celiica @achy-boo @cutiecrpze @mimitwst and anyone else who wants to join
Best of luck
“What did you do to my tiò!”
Love how Tuco's Abuelita is presented to the audience as a harmless old lady that is innocent of her grandson's crimes, but she tells Tuco to use club soda to get the "salsa" stain out of the carpet.
Except club soda will do jack shit for that stain. It will, however, clean up blood stains.
Tuco either compliments Gus’ chicken and slaps him on the shoulder so hard he almost falls through the floor, or says that it’s garbage and throws the plate in Gus’ general direction, then smashes the table. (I am unable to picture the further development of this interaction).
In either situation any Los Pollos Hermanos employee that didn’t run away through the back door as soon as Tuco came in gets a bonus.
need gus and tuco to interact
If you think that you’re a horrible person and no one will ever love you, just remember that there are certain BrBa fans out there shipping themselves with Tuco Salamanca and he’s practically as bad a person as humanly possible
Breaking Bad & Better Call Saul x the “can I copy your homework” meme: my version
"I’ll help you with it!": Walter, Kim, Hank
"Yeah sure": Nacho, Flynn, Huell, Gale
"bold of you to assume I did the homework": Tuco, Todd
"lol nope": Lalo, Hector, Howard, Marie, Victor
"wait we had homework????": Jesse, Saul
*Read 5:55 PM*: Mike, Skyler, Gustavo, Marco, Leonel, Lydia
Bonus: *didn’t even read the message bc the phone burnt his hands & then he burnt the phone*: Chuck
Tuco Salamanca in Better Call Saul Season 1, Episode 2, "Mijo"
Every time I watch either brbd or bcs I always forget how fucking unhinged Tuco is despite featuring in a handful of episodes. I don't think enough people appreciate this guy honestly. Like for example in bcs season 1 episode 2, where Tuco takes Jimmy and the 2 skater boys into the middle of the desert, Jimmy advices for the punishment to fit the crime. Tuco immediately decides the appropriate thing to do is to slash their throats open and pull out their tongues. Or the other time where he just killed one of his guys in front of Walter and Jesse over basically nothing. What a guy.
Tuco Salamanca
Marco Salamanca
Leonel Salamanca
Juan Bolsa
Four down … Four to go
Sangre por sangre
Guess who’s rewatching Breaking Bad to watch all the people who did Nacho dirty die horrible deaths …
THIS GIRL!😂
Guess who’s rewatching Breaking Bad to watch all the people who did Nacho dirty die horrible deaths …
THIS GIRL!😂
