Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Starting at number one: Timmy Drakeson.
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Isn't Jason the most rebellious?" No. No he is not. Timmothy fucking Drake is a powerhouse of untapped chaos and a goldmind of comedic genius, just look at the iconic Truth or Dare pannel where he was dared to take off his mask. He did so and underneath his mask, was another mask. Secndly, he doesn't give a shrap about the "Protect ID" rule. Also, he was the one that diliberatly went out of his way to find out Batmans Identity by stalking him and taking lots of photos, sneaking out at night and throwing himself into fights even just to get information. Plus, he 100% discreetly shares Batmans weaknesses to the rest of the league because it's "unfair for him to have a strategic plan against them without them having some way to get through to him".
Number two: Terry McGinnis.
Need I say more? If there's anyone who dislikes supers more than Bats himself, it's this guy. But Duke is ok in his book.
Number Three: Dick Grayson.
He left the fam and even the mantle of Robin, which meaned so much to him, to find his own path and had diliberatly made it so that Bruce knew him leaving was all his fault. He even neglected his own "Brothers" somewhat because he didn't want to see that man up until Jason died.
Speaking of, Number four: Jason Todd.
To be Honest, not that rebellious. Sure, he's kinda edgy, but it's a good look for him. Really good. Do I simp for Todd? Hell yes, I do. The actions that lead to him going burserk honestly, not his fault. He was hyped up on the glorified pool water and felt betrayed from the very people who took him in. He understood that when one robin leaves, another steps up because Bruce has issues with the 'sad orphan eyes'. He just can't help himself. But the Laz made his views boggled so he went cray. A good kind of Cray. I don't blame him for being upset about the ordeal. I'd slap the shit outta Bruce.
Okay so hear me out... Five: Alfred.
We all love our main man, glue of the family butler. But on multiple occasions Alfie has stated he would violate the "no kill rule" to protect his charges and honestly, what a King. Pop off, Pennyworth. He loves Bruce, but he puts this grown man in time out and I don't blame him. the guy makes questionable moral decisions and that's coming from a diagnosed psychotic. We stan Alfie✨
Number Six: Damian.
We all know that this little boy got some mommy issues here and some daddy issues there, but honestly when it comes down to it, he's pretty obedient. He has the sass levels of a litterate XBox gamer and the backbone of a snake. you tell him to do something in that stern dad voice and he'll cuss you out on the way to do it. Honestly, best boy. I love him lots. And guys, stop making his character so serious. You need to check yourself on his analysis cause honEE this boy cracks jokes 24/7, likes to poke fun at people and on multiple occasions tried to make superboy, the actually serious fluff roll, swear.
Number SeVeN, Last but certainly not least: Duke Heckin' Thomas.
Our local cinnimon roll™. Not only is he badass, but he's cute and lovable too. Duke is one of those teens that don't really care if it's this way or that. He's kinda on the quiet side unless you engage in conversation with him directly and I mean, come on. Just read any comic with him in it and I guarentee you will fall in love. Just- yEs. Even though he's the only one in his family with superpowers, he stays humbled and is kinda like everyones voice of reason. Seriously, he's so underrated and I love him with all my heart.
Bart: speeding into the house and locking himself in his room
Wally, utterly confused: knocks Bart, you okay in there?
Bart, nervously: Hahaha, yea! Totally! Whywouldn'tIbe?
Loud bang from inside
Bart: screeching
Tim, crawling from the air duct: WHERE'S MY CHICKEN NUGETS?!
absolute silence in the room
Bart: Tim, have you given Kon his shirt back?
Cass: Probably not.
Tim: Stop patronizing me. hisses
Kon: That was my favourite shirt, bro.
Tim: TOO BAD!
Enveryone: silence
Bart: ...So pizza for dinner?
Cass: Yea, sounds good.
Kon: Mhmm.
///////////////////////////
Cass, walking in: Morning hoes!
Bart: Language!
Tim: Am not!
Kon: Only on weekends!
///////////////////////////
Tim: Ok, who gave bugs the right-
Bart: Insects have been around for aproxamatly 350 million years while homosapians only for 130,000 years.
Kon: He has a point.
Tim: It's a stupid point.
Bart: No wonder Blue Beetle takes over. Cause of people like you, Timmy Drake.
Tim: Wha-?
Kon: Respect your elders, Tim.
///////////////////////////
Tim, texting the group chat: Yo
Tim: am I the only one online..?
Tim: Good.
Tim: Penis
Kon: Wtf
Bart: PROFANITIES
Cass: Nice.
///////////////////////////
Bart, bursting into the room: WHO THE FUCK SIGNED ME UP FOR WEBKINZ EMAIL UPDATES?!
Tim and Cass: snickering to themselves
Kon: I'll give you one guess-
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟBatfam Twitter, Otherwise known as: Idiots with Internet
Bruce Wayne🗸 @ BrucieWayneOfficial
Good morning, Gotham. What lovely clouds we have today.
11.2k likes 3.2k retweeted 7.5k Comments
Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
I don't think you understand, Baby shark is stuck in my head. Send. Help.
13.7k Likes 9.2k retweeted 10.2k Comments
Jay son🗸 @ zombierebellion
Y'all can talk shit but my shade is Gucci, so watch yourself
10.8k Likes 4.5k retweeted 9k Comments
Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead
I don't need a nap, I need a coffin.
12.7k Likes 4.1k retweeted 7.8k Comments
Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon
I'm never letting @ FlyingGraysonJr name one of my pets again...
15.9k Likes 5.2k retweeted 10.7k Comments
|
Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
What's wrong with Dingleshnorf?
18.4k Likes 6.9k retweeted 11.9k Comments
Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead
I would say "I need a life" but the reason I'm depressed Is cause I have one
12.7k Likes 4.5k retweeted 9.3k Comments
Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion
Everyone stop what you're doing right fucking now and Google Scotland's national animal
22.9k Likes 8.2k retweeted 14.2k Comments
|
Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
WHAT
9k Likes 3.4k retweeted 5.1k Comments
Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
If it's called "submissive", than shouldn't Dominant be called "missive"?
11.3k Likes 6.8k retweeted 17k Comments
Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon
Selfless acts are only recognised if you want them to be recognised, so does that make it selfless? Good deeds are so often overlooked. what makes a wrong or right? What makes mutual morality? Judge only by personal opinion. But what right is there to judge? Where’s the humanity
15.9k Likes 9.5k retweeted 17.4k Comments
Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
@ itsallaboutspeed Thanks for the "Happy Fathers day to my favorite Dilf" card, Walls.
|
Wally West @ itsallaboutspeed
@ FlyingGraysonJr Wouldn't have it any other way. 😘
Bruce Wayne🗸 @ BrucieWayneOfficial
Hey everyone, Bruce Wayne here asking you to stay home to help stop the spread of Corona Virus. Link:Youtube.watch/BruceWayne/Coronatalk