Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Friend A: SO apparently Chinese mythology has mpreg
Friend B: Ain’t that an image format?
Me: JPEG?!?!?
Bonus:
Friend B: Mythology is just really old fanfiction
James: *standing on a chair* Lily, help me a spider!
Lily: Just get it yourself, it cant hurt you
Marlene: I think spiders are kind of cute.
Sirius: Yeah! spiders the puppies of the streets
my friend: Hello there!
me: General Kenobi
my friend: why does EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT?
me: wait wait wait what was JFK's first name again?
my friend: idk... wasn't it Johnnedy Kennedy?
me, pointing to directions for a lab: i can't read this!!! i'm illiterate!!!
my friend: didn't you finish a 500 page book in a day once?
me: my past does not define me.
A list of things my friends have actually said