The Witness - Blog Posts

they both have a kink for getting money. sick fuck x crazy bitch.

diversity loss! the worst people you know are in a QPR.

Love Death Robots “The Witness”

03. THE WITNESS

pride at Witness Inc.

Tormies are confused but they got the spirit

The final shape was shrimp

[OC/short comic] The Witness part 02

I thought I could move on from the Witness with the last dimsum animation, but this was playing over and over in my head. His true form revealed.

Final Chef - extended (but not yet final) cut. Real-time ambiance added - straight from the shop on a busy doomsday brunch hour. The Witness continues to serve his famous DimSum along with a side of warlock wasabi sushi and titan milk tea. (Sorry no hunter yet)

What does The Witness do when he's not turning everything into contemporary art statue pieces? Why he runs a dimsum shop! What else is that steamy head good for but to make the perfect xiao long baos.

They really did a great job with this boss (Destiny 2 - Final Shape). I love the twirly bits and the repeated patterns so I tried to keep that in the animation. There's so much potential in this - with his infinite arms too. I'll definitely revisit it. For sure it needs sliced jade horse figurines somehow. (and actual twirly bits like in the raid weapons)

On the next episode of Iron Banana: The Final Chef... Someone somewhere mentioned I should do an Eliksni cooking as well... so now we have a cooking show.

I think I could have worked more on this but alas, other things must get done.

I like the Servitor Sous Chefs. Servitor Sauce bringer? Servitor Salt and Pepper Shaker? That should be a thing.

"We are the first knife! We are the edge that carved purpose into being. " - The Witness " We also chopped zucchini." - Also the chef Witness, probably.

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