Team Fortress Sniper - Blog Posts

When you like sniperScout platonic and sniperScout romantic (sorry it looks bad, I did it quickly on my phone)

Made a sniper design

"Kill ya again soon, mate"

I noticed that a lot of people portray Sniper as coming from a sheep farm specifically. For the longest time I was trying to figure out if it was the biggest coincidence, or if there was something mentioned somewhere (an in-game voice line, comics, smth else) that hinted to this.

I learned that it was possibly the later recently 💀

Guys... did ya'll make him a sheep farmer because of what his VA said or is it all one big coincidence

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 ***vine boom or whatever idk***

Guys you dont get it I wanna marry Sniper so badly, I wanna have a domestic life with him so badly please please please.

I wanna drink coffee with him while watching the sunrise at his house in the middle of the Outback, I wanna help him milk cows and shear sheep, I wanna cuddle with him and make breakfast with/for him in the mornings. I want to help him over come his smoking rabbit, I wanna do things that all couples go through, the ups and downs of a relationship, the good and bad. The regular every day non romantic things. Yk?

rereading the 7th comic for my fic.

I don't think it's really important to the story, but that part where they all jump into the plane. Did they fly all the way to New Mexico From Australia or did they fly to another part of Australia?

at first I thought it was the later, but now that i'm rereading i'm not so sure because why would the Administrator be all the way in Australia with Zepheniah Mann. Like it doesn't make sense to me but it's also not entirely impossible?

as I'm typing this I realize she could be all the way over there to be closer to the Australium but IDK. I just think its weird she would drag a man on the verge of being a corpse to a new country, i'd imagine traveling and making sure he stays alive must be hell.

As I type further i decided to speed through the comic and I noticed Soldier says something about all the Australium being taken from his cave the next day. Like it happened quickly. These guys really flew about thirty hours clown car style over the ocean. Thats wild. But IDK it's still possible that its still in Australia, please tell me what you guys think though because I feel like small details like that are worth it.

So I was drawing a pic of Sniper, but I was getting frustrated with the head positioning and perspective and got the genius idea to use sfm as a model. Then I got carried away and realized I sort of recreated a scene from my fic. I might actually put more effort into this, but much later.

Definitely gonna create more scenes from my fic now, I can't imagine being with this man I got to visualize it now.

gotta figure out lighting

the fic is pinned on my blog if you want to read it

Thinking of making SFM pictures of some scenes from my fic

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Because you, like me, have extraordinary taste in men.

Cheers mate

We need more Dilf Sniper content, and I'm not talking about him just being old, I mean like him actually being a dad. I can picture him being a little bit like Bandit Heeler where he just does silly things to make his kid laugh.

Like I want fics where he has teaparties with his kids and teaches them archery, and takes them camping.

I think there were few Dad Sniper fics going around, but I can't remember the names (if anyone can send them that be much appreciated).

Do you guys have any like, living together/married life things yall wanna do with Sniper. I need ideas for my fic, I might use them IDK depends on the direction I go.

WIP

I don't like the way his face came out, gotta tweak it.

IDK when I'll find the motivation to finish.

@professional-sniper-lover

@micksniperr

Crop top Sniper with autopsy scars WIP be upon ye.

Me: Why am I struggling in Physics and calculus?

Also me when my proffesors yap:

My mom read the first 2 chapters of my sniper x reader fic.

You're probably thinking, did she stumble across the word document while you were away?

No, I gave it to her purposely.

I was talking about a friend's sudden interest in wanting to read romance. She knew him, so we were kinda laughing that how out of all people he'd want to read it.

I mentioned how I wrote this "story" abt the guy I drew the pin up of (she saw it in my room), and how it's written in a way that it's like ambiguous to who's reading it. How this friend knew about it and convinced me to send it to him and how he said he liked it.

Then I cant remember if she asked or if I offered but either way I said fuck it, she would probably do the same if she where my age rn, and I showed it to her.

She was giggling and smiling the entire time, and she said that she liked it but idk if she says that because she's my mom lmao. We where interrupted before reading the rest and she hasn't asked for it again so IDK.

IDK if I made a mistake LMAO.

At the end of the second chapter she was giving recommendations on how to continue it like, "oh don't keep them in bliss now, give them a struggle" and I was like "girl, I wrote 4 more chapters of pure struggle, and I'm not done"

"You wrote 6 chapters?"

"And I'm not finished"

Silence, and her looking at me like I'm crazy and where do I find the time LOL.

Dear Sniper TF2

I would give anything to live with you on your parents farm, and go on road trips in your camper van, and listen to you play your sax, and for you to call me Sheila, and go hunting with you, and get married, and maybe make a mini Sniper (idk) and and and.........

It does things to me

Sniper’s lopsided smile reblog if u agree

Give me some Ideas of pin up poses you want to see Sniper in

So if you haven't seen it I drew a pin up of Sniper (as a forever alone joke on valentines). I've been meaning to draw more, and I have a few in mind, but if you guys want to give me ideas feel free. I think I'll draw him in that crop top some of you guys were talking about. (keep in mind school is kicking my ass rn so it might be a while, and I won't do anything that shows his junk). Actually if you want, suggest he can do regular mundane things too idk. Send me asks, comments, reblog, whatever I'm new to this site.

know what, here's the pin up if you haven't seen it.

Aw thanks guys. I'll probably do the crop top when I have time.

Forget scout in a crop top. Need more sniper in a crop top.

Still figuring out how to draw him but... Naked Sniper be upon thee

Forget scout in a crop top. Need more sniper in a crop top.

I drew a pin up of him with the autopsy scars but without the crop top, anybody want to still see though?

Forget scout in a crop top. Need more sniper in a crop top.

New chapter of my Sniper fic

I published a new chapter of my sniper fic on ao3

Something that made me solidfy my feelings now that I remember. There was some pokemon x TF2 art I saw once where he was bottle feeding a baby kangaskan.

I want it

I want him

Please

Also if anyone knows what I'm talking about can you send me the artist, I can't find them and as someone who like both pokemon and TF2 I want to see more

We need more Dilf Sniper content, and I'm not talking about him just being old, I mean like him actually being a dad. I can picture him being a little bit like Bandit Heeler where he just does silly things to make his kid laugh.

Like I want fics where he has teaparties with his kids and teaches them archery, and takes them camping.

I think there were few Dad Sniper fics going around, but I can't remember the names (if anyone can send them that be much appreciated).

We need more Dilf Sniper content, and I'm not talking about him just being old, I mean like him actually being a dad. I can picture him being a little bit like Bandit Heeler where he just does silly things to make his kid laugh.

Like I want fics where he has teaparties with his kids and teaches them archery, and takes them camping.

I think there were few Dad Sniper fics going around, but I can't remember the names (if anyone can send them that be much appreciated).

Added a new chapter to the Sniper × reader fic I'm working on.

I'm writing a Sniper x reader fic on AO3, idk I thought i'd make you fellow simps aware. Its mostly fluff with some attempt at angst. The chapters may update slowly but it'll eventally be complete.

Its basically my first fic, go easy on me please.

Heyy.. heyyy… tf2 doodles…

Grrr I need to learn how to draw demo and engi I DONT DO YHEM JUSTICE GRRRR

Every time I see this dude (Leonard Nimoy) my mind just tells me he’s literally sniper tf2 irl and anyone could just use this dude as a reference for tf2 sniper fanart lol

they’re the same thing

Yk how sniper’s face is long?

so I always thought of this..

Sniper borzoi

nemesnipehimforu 🥺

nemekillhimforu kermie 🥺

What sniper actually looks like btw for people who don’t know what sniper looks like:

found a worthy opponent for the image i edited days ago

Romantic Sniper HC's!

hey, hey, hey! Sorry I've been gone for a while. Happy Holidays love! I hope you enjoy this sniper hc list I made out of sheer boredom. <3 Sniper Romance Hc's:

-Sniper is very awkward at first and doesn't really speak in the beginning of the relationship. He mostly just mutters or replies with very short answers.

-Soon enough he'll start being more considerate and he'll talk to you more often opening up with more conversations and things to talk about (such as his day, your day, dislikes and likes ect)

-He wakes you up a lot at night because he's usually outside at his post so he'll knock on your door softly and talk to you on your bed.

-He doesn't mind spooning you or you spooning him! If he gets to be close to you he's happy.

-Sniper thinks it's cute when you wear his hat or any other piece of his clothing. He really loves it when you tease him by wearing his glasses.

-Sniper also likes to watch you do things ! He usually watches behind and just admires everything you do

-Sniper is well... a sniper and so on battle he will watch you closely to make sure no one hurts you or tries to kill you.

-He's very protective over you also. He doesn't enjoy it when the other mercs get in your guy's way.

-Once you've gotten close enough you find out that Sniper actually enjoys collecting vinyls and he'll play you some of his favorite songs on his record he has in his room.

-His favorite song to sing to you is "Oh Sheila" by Ready for the World (yes I know it's an 80s song but idc)

-Even though he likes singing and music he's terrible at dancing !!

-You like to take him step through step on how you dance and soon enough you both started to bust moves together

-His other favorite thing to do with you is animal watching also <3

-He likes to tell you all about his fascinations about animals: specifically reptiles, kangaroos, birds and insects. He keeps a book around to show you more information about them.

-He loves to watch animals from afar and you both start to voice over the animals giving them wacky voices.

-Pretending to make a funny documentary with both of your's voice overs was peak comedy and romance to him

-He enjoys making out in the sunset <3

I kinda rushed with this one, sorry! I'll try to upload more but thank you for the support and i'll see yall again. Bye-bye! MWAH!