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I need to know about that one post that’s like “weatherboy (derogatory)” is that stellar firma or that vine
Apparently my favorite genre is “deeply dysfunctional, unintentional found family of a group of coworkers (all of whom have attempted to kill at least one of the others at some point), facing off against increasingly horrific forces (their employers), that exist on a scale they don’t even begin to understand until they’re already in over their heads.
More Stellar Firma Incorrect Quotes
Trexel: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. David 7: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Trexel: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Trexel: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. David 7: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Trexel: Yes! IMOGEN: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
David 7: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Trexel: I'm a knife. Bathin, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
Hartro: Trexel isn’t answering their phone Paradrak: I’ll call Hartro: David 7 and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Trexel: Hello?
Hartro, banging on the door: Trexel! Open up! Trexel: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Paradrak: No, they meant- David 7: Let them finish.
Hartro: Board, give me patience. Trexel: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Hartro: If the Board gave me strength, you'd be dead.
David: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Trexel: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. David: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Trexel: David, they...they weren’t always orphans. David:
Trexel: David 7! My face is on fire! David 7: Trexel! Are you ok?! Trexel: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. David 7: But your face is on fire. Trexel: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
Stellar Firma Incorrect Quotes
Trexel: You're right. David 7: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Trexel: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... David 7: You would eat yourself? Trexel: I wouldn’t even question it.
Trexel: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! David 7: Really? Name one law Trexel: Don't kill people? David 7: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
Trexel: I'm a reverse necromancer. David 7: Isn't that just killing people? Trexel: Ah, technicality.
Trexel: What is your biggest weakness? David 7: I can be uncooperative. Trexel: Okay, can you give me an example? David 7: No.
David 7: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Trexel: *chugs entire bottle* Trexel: It’s perfume.
David 7: Hartro, my old arch enemy. Trexel: ... I thought I was your arch enemy? David 7: I have a life outside of you, Trexel.
I love things like this, please please send me characters to do! My main interests are listed in the tags/my pinned, but you can also just send me whatever characters you want! I am desperate to talk about my interests to anyone!
Does every loosely structured improv comedy web series set in a dystopian sci-fi mega-corporation have, like, a weird thing with feet? Or is it just the two of them?
