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I just love how supportive and kind the show made Stede, from the first episode he’s trying to help his crew better themselves, paying them wages (something Stede bonnet did irl by the way). He cares about their emotional well being he is such a golden retriever of a man-

And then- when Ed comes into his life and Stede is instantly on board to teach him the ways of a gentleman and fucks up a whole ship of people who put him down, and the whole exchange where he’s just like let’s forget the whole murder thing, oh you killed ur dad? Bitch probably had it coming xoxo Stede

Even when he goes home and he’s slow to realise how good the life Mary has built for herself is, he goes on to Stan her paintings and her work and he even fangirls over her new boyfriend

I bet he sees Blackbeard going through his villain period next season and he’s just like ✨ yassssssss my love, stab them all, Lucius who? Hahaha ✨

ok nvm what they did was way funnier

please tell me this is the reunion. i dont want anything but for this to be the first interaction they've had since breaking up

they could have made Mary Read and Anne Bonny the sweet,mature wives offering guidance in Ed and Stedes trying times but no they made them dysfunctional, kinky, crazy bad examples of a healthy relationship and i think thats very slay of them

the devil works fast but sad gays work faster

friendship arc,mentorship or a secret third thing

-Stede Bonnet 1717

£400???

please tell me this is the reunion. i dont want anything but for this to be the first interaction they've had since breaking up

"shipmates! :)"

"former"

danm the shade

something about his troy bolton lifestyle and his general aura of Fear speaks to me

#look at where we are. look at where we started

STEDE & EDWARD ☾ OFMD 1.05 | 2.05

↳ @lgbtqcreators battleship bingo: parallels

I feel like this would work with stede and ed

Cas: *trying to flirt* you have lips

Dean:

Cas: I have lips

Dean:

Cas: …interesting

Some pirates, anyone?

on-screen lovers and off-screen besties is literally the best dynamic ever

Anyone ever think about the fact that the real life Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet both died in 1718, so just a year after the events of Our Flag Means Death, meaning that we will most likely see them both die at the end of the show.

Yeah, me neither.

caught myself relating too much to stede then pleasantly realising its bcs of how autistic-coded this man is and i love that the fandom sees it too!!!!!!

An attempt at Stede Bonnet lmao

It went- alright, overall?

Lucius: So are you a big spoon or a little spoon

Ed: I'm a knife

Stede*from across the room*: hes the little spoon!

I thought I should post this before season 2 comes out

Motherfuckers were serious when they said they could do Kate Bush make this so so heartwrenching.

Also making Stede a fucking mermaid was a power move because now is all i want from life

please tell me im not the first person to make the comparison

I like to introduce you to my newest OC Jane Bonnet, Daughter of Stede Bonnet :)

I used reference cheats from kibbitzer (idk if they're on tumblr)

If you wanna know more about her pls let me know ^^

What a sight for sore eyes

screen cap/edit by @sherlockig

my tits are too pretty for this. for all these agonies.

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH | Stede Bonnet Hi all! Nice to be here. I may be landed gentry, but I’m thrilled to be granted entry.

ed when someone doesn’t immediately fall kitten mitten smitten with stede the gentlemen pirate bonnet

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Dubious Ethics, Masturbation, Nipple Licking, Gentleness, Unconsciousness, Season 1 Episode 4, Ed Being a Gentlemen as Best He Can, Ed was Half in Love with Stede Before They Even Spoke, Stede Looks so Soft and Touchable, Stede Would be Scandalized and Flattered Summary:

Ed generally doesn’t make a habit of feeling up feverish, near gutted men, and he especially doesn’t make a habit of touching men who are too unconscious to touch him back. He knows this isn’t something he should be doing.

But the knowing is abstract, swirling oil black in water. The touching is intimate, and real, and when Ed slips his palms over Stede’s shoulders, sliding them until his fingertips settle in the dips of Stede’s ribs, he marvels at how right it feels. How good, how correct. The idea of wrong is at the bottom of the fucking ocean.

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Or: Ed doesn’t keep his hands to himself while watching over the injured Gentlemen Pirate.