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Pranking (Request)

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

Do you think the concept of Slytherpuff (Slytherin and Hufflepuff) is adorable or is it just… not your cup of tea?

I’m just curious, that’s all.

Honestly I love all of the Hogwarts house pairings if done well. They all have their own fun dynamics.

My favourite is Slytherclaw because of how similar they are. Slytherpuff is also cute and adorable but I am kind of bored with the whole good x evil paring (or the sun/moon paring or whatever it's called). Give me the Dark Academia pair (Slytherclaw) and the Light Academia pair (Gryffinpuff).

What do you think of how Slytherin was flirting with the other houses and got flirted back?

I can imagine Hufflepuff didn’t realize they flirted with them and thought they were just complementing them.

I think Slytherin just randomly flirts with the other houses to see how they react.

Ravenclaw is either clueless and doesn't get that they were flirting or knows Slytherin is flirting and deliberately acts as if they don't know. If they know Slytherin is trying to get a reaction out of them and would rather let them suffer in silence than anything.

Gryffindor either flirts back to see how Slytherin will react or gets irritated at their constant fake flirtations.

Hufflepuff doesn't get that Slytherin is flirting and ends up flirting back accidentally in a way that makes Slytherin lose their mind.

As a Slytherclaw stan, I believe Slytherin and Ravenclaw don't flirt in public but are really good at it behind the scenes.

Gryffindor: did Ravenclaw just use "stupefy" on you?

Slytherin: me and my girl don't argue, she bash my head with a rock and I walk it off like a man.

What would you do in a trolley problem? Hit the 5 people in your way or save them and hit a spectator?

Hufflepuff: I would not like to hit anyone but if I had to.....the spectator. Because killing one person is better than 5.

Gryffindor: I would hit the 5 people, it would be wrong to kill an innocent bystander.

Ravenclaw: try to stop the trolley somehow or else jump off the trolley, I can't handle responsibility.

Slytherin: hit the 5 people, then reverse the trolley and hit the spectator. No witness, no crime.

Slytherin and Ravenclaw on a date:

*Gryffindor spying on them with Hufflepuff*

Hufflepuff: this is so creepy, why are we here?

Gryffindor: why did you come then?

Hufflepuff: you told me we are getting ice cream and feed ducks in the pond!

Slytherin: they are spying on us aren't they?

Ravenclaw: ofc, hiding behind the lamp post won't help Gryffindor

Slytherin: do you know how we can scare them?

Ravenclaw: *nods* I am ready

*both pull out knives at the same time*

Ravenclaw: honey, are you ready for our next murder spree?

Slytherin: You bet I am. I heard someone following us.

Ravenclaw: the last victims are not even found yet....

Gryffindor looks at Hufflepuff: this is the moment.

Hufflepuff: what? I can't hear anything and why are they pulling out knives are they going to......

Gryffindor: RUN!!!!!!RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!!

Hufflepuff: Ahhhhhh....all I wanted was to eat free ice cream!

Slytherin: they are not coming back

Ravenclaw: No.

Slytherin: why do you have a knife anyways? As a surgeon I have knives all over me.

Ravenclaw raises eyebrow: you never know when they come in handy...let's go I want cotton candy......NOW

Slytherin: *nervous laughter* you are so cute.

Gryffindor: Is Ravenclaw alright? What's wrong with them?

Hufflepuff: what do you mean by that, they look completely fine!

Gryffindor: they are literally crying in corner with a cup of coffee since half an hour.

Hufflepuff: we all cry sometimes out of the blue...

Gryffindor: really? I DON'T. Hey Slytherin can you talk to Ravenclaw? You seem like the only person who understands them

Slytherin: *shrugs in a nonchalant way* Okay

(Walks to Ravenclaw, bends down and asks softly)

Slytherin: are you alright, buddy?

Ravenclaw: I finished a book and....

Slytherin: and your favourite character died?

Ravenclaw: YES AND I'M DEPRESSED. WHY DO THE GOOD CHARACTERS DIE?

Slytherin: and was this character a morally grey anti hero?

Ravenclaw:......how do you know.

Slytherin: I get it I have been there *patting their head*

Gryffindor: did I just witness Slytherin showing affection?

Hufflepuff: *squee*

(I know we all love the Hufflepuff×Slytherin but....I LOVE Ravenclaw×Slytherin way more!!!! It's like two very similar people but yet so different. And THE POTENTIAL CHEMISTRY!!!)

working on some things…

𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 — masterlist

draco malfoy || cupid3clipse

summary : in which draco is caught up when he comes face to face with an old lover who took a huge toll on his life. this simple ravenclaw girl changed him from a scared boy to a man all for him to destroy it all. it still haunts the man even through his successful career as CEO of D.M enterprises

warnings : inappropriate themes, mentions of violence, toxic relationship / behavior, smut

theme : slow burn, angst, fluff, rekindling feelings, sort of enemies to lovers?

ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴀʟ ʟᴏᴍʟ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ —

ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ || ep. 1

???? || ep. 2

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???? || ep. 6

and more to come…

Sorting TBP characters into Hogwarts houses cause it’s classic (and cause I’m bored :p)

Finney - Ravenclaw

Gwen - Gryffindor

Robin - Griffindor

Donna - Ravenclaw

Billy - probably Slytherin (but Griffindor also suits him...SLYTHERDOR)

Bruce - Hufflepuff

Griffin - Hufflepuff

Vance - something between Gryffindor and Hufflepuff (or Gryffinpuff)

Max - Ravenclaw (but Hufflepuff suits him too)

Albert (the Grabber) - or Ravenclaw or Slytherin (or Slytherclaw 👀) (P.S. I know that some of you were thinking about Azkaban)

Yeah I am bad at being the sorting hat 👀

And I just realized that I have to draw this *0*

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Hi! Could you make a Slytherin x Ravenclaw moodboard? I'd appreciate it! Btw your blog is so aesthetic, I love it! 💚💙❤💛

Aww tysm anon!! 🫶🏾i really appreciate it, here’s the moodboard you requested.

𝐒𝐋𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍 𝐗 𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐖 𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐁𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃

For my ravenclaw peers✨💙

‘i am nothing in my soul if not obsessive’

Mon vide, you are a sailor, sea-swallowed and sea-spat. Your days on ship are spent with memories of your feet in the sand, and the nights on land forget to cradle you like the sea.

Under its blaze, when the sun is as of use as its sunlight, with desparation, you want it to guide you somewhere beyond. Poor sun, when it beckons you deeper, further, all you want is for it to shine on your beloved.

There is only disdain for you here. Under the sun, you will never be satisfied.

- reign

It just so happens that I am filled with such unclaimed misery, I am convinced I smell of asphodel. There the pain, cumulative of all lives lived, is mine. Though not in flesh, it blooms for me, fresh.

- reign

How much can I write about a pain that refuses to lessen? Sometimes I think it will be easier to drink the ocean than to sink and sink further.

-reign

Forgive me for seeing beauty in your sufferings, when there was only cruelty.

- reign

The days I meet you, I am almost convinced, I can wear yellow.

- reign

I lost a bit of you and you lost a bit of me, all in translation.

- reign

I am trapped with myself. With no one else to be my hell, I am.

- reign

There isn't much of me that can love. But it is all that is left, and I promise to love you with my remnants.

- reign

It's a poet's inclination. The urge to abandon this domestication and be the gentle beast of the woods. To see curiosity and amazement in the eyes of creatures for once. To have my muse climb trees. To fetch water from roaring streams. I have been civil in my suffering. Now I want to suffer from unusual ailments.

- reign