Sick Asf Room - Blog Posts

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"I care for you still and I will forever

That was my part of the deal, honest

We got so familiar

Spending each day of the year"

-you gay bitches know what's up (it's white ferrari by frank ocean)

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well in the last few months u haven't posted i have:

• gotten the job at that law firm

• learned to HATE this job

• started dating someone who also worked here and then she quit

• we then broke up after about 7 months? long story, will talk about that next time

• got a platinum membership for an aquarium i love

• chromakopia came out and i've changed significantly

n e ways i've almost entirely stopped talking to ppl so HNY and cheers to more posts💃🏽🕺

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"i know when you hear my name, your eyes quiver and your throat feels raw 

you can't help but seize at the idea of hearing my voice again

no one else can quell your parched tongue, as nothing would be more gratifying than me"

-i know i keep quoting my own poetry but ugh let me live >///<

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like any other genderfluid boss babe, i use tumblr to quench my thirst for smutty fan fiction. last night as i was perusing for my night cap i decided "hey, lets read about joel miller just absolutely going to town on my body!" BUT you perverse, fatherless (same lol) FREAKS! cant seem to write anything about that man without it being the most obvious father/daughter fantasy story. freud was so right, why would you let him be right? anyways go read @bageldaddy 's one shot called Sundown cause WOWIE WOAH MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMIMA BAZOOOOOOOOING! * EYES POP OUT * AROOOOOOOOGA! * JAW DROPS TONGUE ROLLS OUT * WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF * TONGUE BURSTS OUT OF THE MOUTH UNCONTROLLABLY LEAKING FACE AND EVERYTHING IN REACH * WURBLWURBLWURBWURLBWURBLWURBLEWLURBWUBRLWURBWLWUBLR * TINY CUPID SHOOTS AN ARROW THROUGH HEART * AHHHHHHHHHHH ME LADY... * HEART IN THE SHAPE OF A HEART STARTS BEATING SO HARD YOU CAN SEE IT THROUGH SHIRT* BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM * MILK TRUCK CRASHES INTO A BAKERY STORE IN THE BACKGROUND *

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