Shroomiethefrogwhisperer - Blog Posts

it is so funny how people send me hate being like "touch grass you soggy mf"

bitch i been touching grass i am a literal fantasy cosplayer

i literally have a six foot long wooden dowel that i use as a staff for twirly stick cardio

nature is my kingdom

i can tell different kinds of poison plants from just the shape of the berries

maybe you need to touch grass

idk

get some of that rage out

love yall

have you ever considered quitting your pathetic blog and maybe touching grass for once? you're a shitty excuse for a human.

dude, I post about frogs and crows and being a faerie. do you seriously think I don't touch grass?

Besides, I'm not a human. Duh. Is that not obvious? Did you not read my blog header?

I'm a mushroom.

What do the frogs think of the osemanverse?

And where would they get frog sizes books?

🤨🤨🤨

Questions

So, um, funny story?

Minerva McGonagall named her kids Charlie, Oliver, and Tori.

Charlie, coincidentally, is currently dating a frog named Nichard (or Nick for short).

Tori is aroace.

Oliver is too young to date.

Frog Size Books are available at Barnes & Noble and a queer bookstore in downtown Chicago, LA, Seoul, Tokyo and London.

The frogs are nerds.

More cosplay cos why not

The one in the honeycomb dress is my furry friend- they’re awesome! They make all their own fursuits.

I FUCKING LOVE BMTH IT'S SO NICE TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE WHO DOES

LET’S MOTHERFUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if you know you know

hello. i heard you like frogs. I also like frogs :3

We are now friends.

The frogs have decreed it.

what the actual fuck is wrong with you

quite a few things, actually

What are the frogs' opinions on Toads? Do they live together or considered seperate? Can they marry?

Hooooooo. This is a very loaded question. I'll try to simplify as much as I can, though.

So there are two opinions on this. The Technically Correct But Still Bigoted Opinion and the Woke Opinion.

The Technically Correct But Still Bigoted Opinion is that no, Frogs and Toads should not mate because they are different species (the reason it's Bigoted is because most Frogs of this opinion are racist and classist, meaning they think that Frogs should be the dominant amphibian class).

The Woke Opinion is that Frogs and Toads can and should mate because diversity. And it doesn't make weird hybrid species things.

I personally prefer the Woke Opinion, but it's a divided issue.

This is my Frog Whisperer uniform. Yes, I’m barefoot. Also yes, my leaf-cape is technically a blanket (it is regulation, though).

The Frog Council stipulates that I blur my face in my photos for privacy reasons.

Hi.Are you a mushroom?

did you not read my blog header?

yes. the answer is yes.

Hellooo. I am very new to tumblr, and saw a post you posted about the frogs. So i interacted with it, innocently thinking it will get saved, but now i cant find it anywhere???? Help pls??

So, it depends on how you interacted with it. If it was in Frogblr and you reacted, it won't save. But if it was one of my normal blog posts and you liked or reblogged it, it should show up in your likes or posts.

Idk how to save Frogblr posts, tbh. I'm just a neurospicy frog enjoyer messing around on here.

okay so i know that i may defend geoffrey, but i too am a fellow gay and nebula romantic. i’m like wondering what being nebula romantic means to you personally? #hopethisisntweird (btw i rlly like how silly you can get and i respect that grind)

Nebularomanticism, for me, stems from my neurodivergencies.

I have ADHD and undiagnosed autism, and because of this, I often have a very difficult time telling platonic attraction from romantic attraction.

Mostly, it means that I have a lot of crushes on my friends.

-Example no. 873 of ADHD being annoying

”Dude, stop being autistic.”

-My mom, to my ADHD brother when he’s being nitpicky

My mom is wearing a denim jacket and jeans

my mom has ascended to Peak White Mom

“Bee, you can’t dress up just a bit more? Just a full angsty outfit? Leaning into it?”

I know I’m edgy leave me alone

frogs and mushrooms does that equal neurodivergence. I know I’m neurodivergent. I want both or is that too much power or neurodivergence

These things are not mine to divulge.

I apologize.

You must make the Neurospicy Frogshroom Pilgrimage.

Only then shall you gain true power.

Lemme tell you about this one friend I have.

For a bit of context, she likes anything and everything dragons, Warrior Cats, and art.

I'm hanging out with her the other day, as friends do. Suddenly, she goes: my lips are so chapped what the heck

And then puts on chapstick

No, don't scroll. I know it sounds like a normal interaction so far, but just give me two sentences.

She smacks her lips for a second, and then turns to me and goes: this chapstick tastes weird. I'm confused, so she clarifies: it tastes like someone else used it.

At this point, my brain has stopped functioning. I have ADHD, and I can hear weird things that I shouldn't be able to hear. I've heard of people with really good senses of smell. But being able to taste who's used a CHaPSTICK?

At this point I think all my friends are just fey in disguise.

This isn't an insult but you write like an AI

Maybe I just have adhd but

W h u t

I have no idea what this means

I see the words on the screen

But understanding has left my brain

What the hell

I wrote two thingies about aliens and now people love me.

Guys.

I'm just a little goblin trying to be funny. Like, yes, I do art and fanfic and all that, but mostly I'm just ranting about my brother being a raging h0m0ph0bic weirdo and my friends being crazy gremlins.

Eventually, I'll have an Etsy where you'll be able to buy my weird art. But until then, please keep enjoying my weird shit.

(Also, would you guys want Karen The Raging Hormonal Monster and Human Poison stickers?)

if you’ve ever wondered how I look in real life, consider this:

Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, but with redder hair, blue eyes, a slightly more feminine body, and hates dogs. Cats are superior.