Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Wally: *Gently taps table*
Charley: *Taps back*
Maddie: What are they doing?
Rhonda: Morse code.
Wally: *Aggressively taps table*
Charley: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Maddie: I think we're missing something.
Wally: Teamwork?
Charley: Cohesion?
Rhonda: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Simon knowing he fucked up: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Maddie: Wasn't Xavier with you?
Simon: In his defense, he was also left unsupervised.
Wally: Charley, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Charley: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Wally: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Rhonda.
ok chat this is the last one for today ok
Wally: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Charley: The cow???
Wally: What?
Rhonda: Charley, W H Y?
Xavier: I trust Simon.
Claire: You think they know what they're doing?
Xavier: I wouldn't go that far.
Simon: We need to get through this locked door. Claire, give me your credit card.
Claire: Here.
Simon, pocketing it: Thanks. Xavier, kick down the door.
Diego: You kidnapped Maddie? That’s illegal!
Nicole: But Diego, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing our body snatched friend Maddie, or destroying our chances of convincing her to return to the school?
Diego: Kidnapping Maddie, Nicole!!!
Claire: Diego, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Diego: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Simon: To work together!
Diego: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Xavier: Diego, we all agreed a spirit wearing our friend’s body as a meat suit does not count as people.
Simon: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.
Maddie: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Xavier: Fuck a heatwave, a goth never gets too warm.
Xavier, an hour later: I have heatstroke.
Rhonda writing a letter: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty... and it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
Simon: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.
IDK IF YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN THE OG VIDEO BEFORE BUT I CAN HEAR STINKYASHERS VOICE IN MY HEAD READING IT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Simon: hey just double checking but you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night right? I'm dying to go to that new place like I can't-
Xavier: *confused stare*
Simon: oh sorry. Dinner. tomorrow. Me!
Xavier: YAY!! *Claps*
Store Worker: Would Nicole Herrera and Claire Zomer please come to the front desk?
Claire + Nicole, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker pointing to Xavier + Simon: I believe they belong to you?
Xavier and Simon, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Nicole + Claire: We didn’t even bring you guys here with us-
*Simon and Xavier sitting in jail together*
Xavier: So who should we call?
Simon: I’d call Maddie, but I feel safer in jail
Rhonda: Quinn and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Quinn: Sentences.
Rhonda: Don't interrupt me.
Xavier: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Claire: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Xavier: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Claire: Yeah, perfect.
Quinn: Chillax!
Rhonda: That's not a word.
Quinn: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.
Simon: What kinds of sounds annoy you?
Xavier: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?
Simon, now interested: Lets say imaginary.
Xavier, staring like he does: Spiders wearing flip flops.
*Simon calls Xavier*
Xavier: Hey Simon, what's up?
Simon, trying to be nonchalant: I'm sitting in a pool of blood, no biggie
Xavier, on the verge of freaking out: Is it... your blood?
Simon, still tryna be a tough guy: Yeah, I think so
Xavier: Do you know where it's coming from?!?
Simon: Probably the stab wound…
Xavier: YOU'VE BEEN STABBED?!?!?
Simon: Oh, yeah, definitely.
Maddie trying to convince Simon she’s not a figment of his imagination: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.
Simon: let's not forget who pushed me in…
Simon: crushes are the worst
Xavier: yeah. whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid
Simon: pfftt you're always acting stupid
Xavier: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard
Simon:
Xavier: Chillax!
Simon: That's not a word.
Xavier: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.
Maddie: How do Wally and Charley usually get out of these messes?
Rhonda: They don't, Cherry Pop. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
Xavier, texting Claire: Claire! Help I'm being kidnapped!
Claire texting back: Where are you?
Xavier still texting: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help!
Claire sending one last message: I'll call Simon.
Simon, answering his cell: Hey, what’s up?
Claire: Where's Xavier? He texted me that he’s being kidnapped.
Simon: Xavier? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-
Simon:
Simon: I'll call you back.
*hangs up*
Simon: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Xavier: WHO ARE YOU?!
Yuri: Can I be frank with you guys?
Wally: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Charley: Can I still be Charley?
Wally: Shh, let Frank speak.
Mr. Martin: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Xavier: Stop doing that.
Simon: Stop doing what?
Xavier: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
Maddie: You have to apologize to Xavier
Simon: Fine.
Simon: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.