Rachel Berry - Blog Posts

AHH it’s Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead time!!!!

Does anyone else think about how Stay Stay Stay by Taylor Swift is what Finchel is trying to be, and is, at its best moments?

OKAY SO, I am no expert on Broadway Auditions and will be ignoring the absurdity of a completely open audition for a well off revival of a critically acclaimed show like Funny Girl. But I cannot ignore the buffonary of Don’t Stop Believing as an audition song. The fact that she gets the part instead of being laughed right off the stage is ridiculous honestly what even was this show??

Klaine!AU Kurt has a big crush on badboy Blaine 

more klaine AUs here! :) 

So purely on vibes I matched ND members with musicals I’ve seen in person (included high school productions because I needed more shows). There is no real reason to any of these I just went with what felt right, in order of when I saw the shows...

Wicked - Kurt Hummel

Aladdin - Mike Chang

Anything Goes - Santana Lopez

Cinderella - Finn Hudson

Hamilton - Noah Puckerman

Lightning Thief - Sam Evans

Kinky Boots - Blaine Anderson

Anastasia - Tina Cohen-Chang

All Shook Up - Artie Abrams

Chicago - Quinn Fabray

Les Miserables - Mercedes Jones

Phantom of the Opera - Rachel Berry

The Drowsy Chaperone - Brittany Pierce

I’m in a Lover mood again so it’s time to combine it with my other current hyperfixation, Glee. I’m sure this has been done before but here is how Glee would fit each song (by each song I mean only the ones I listen to) from Lover into their plot.

I Forgot That You Existed

This is the one song that I’ll give entirely to Rachel. I straight up want Rachel to sing this when her and Finn are breaking up/fighting. I don’t know which one but I’m thinking something also involving Jesse would be good. Ooo It could even be Rachel saying a personal goodbye to Jesse after the egging? Idk I just want Rachel to sing this about one of the boys she’s been with.

Lover

This would be a finchel duet and it would be cute but I actually want it to be a quartet. I am Klaine trash so this could be really cool to have in The First Time. As you’ll be able to tell from this list I really like Don’t Speak and The Scientist so the couples having mirror storylines and singing in quartets is like crack to me.

The Man

This would either be a girl Power mid episode number Ala Madonna, or a really weird decision for Unique. But RM constantly was making sketch choices so I could absolutely see him pulling something like that. Could be girl number at one of the few points they were all single??

I Think He Knows

I want Quinn to sing this. I have no idea what the context could be? Maybe when she’s cheating on Sam with Finn could work pretty well. Yeah let’s go with that.

Miss Americana And The Heartbreak Prince

This one would probably never be covered but I think it would be a good Quinn song. Quinn for season 1 when she’s having problems with Finn. It could be a good dream sequence song type in Preggers.

Paper Rings

I, like most of the Klaine fanbase am obsessed with the Box Scene. I want this to happen the episode after the box scene so it doesn’t intrude on the Christmas of it all and be a number with Klaine Tike and Finchel. This could also be the number that prompts Finchel to get engaged. It would be so cute.

London Boy

Season 4. Kurt and Adam get a song. That’s all. It probably in the snowed in episode where we got come what may we get Adam prompting Kurt to get a song for them and this comes on and they just laugh. In terms of staging it’s very intentionally very similar to Cold Outside. All in all the mid game New York romances needed more development so that when we got rid of them people cared. We also needed them to have flaws and to see the relationship not working out so when we got the original pairings back it didn’t seem like people were settling.

You Need To Calm Down

This would be a big walk down the hallway all glee club number and Kurt would get the line, you all know the line, and we would all debate it’s merits but listen to it a lot because this is right up the alley of Loser Like Me and Don’t Stop Believing for that young hopeful Glee sound. It would probably end the episode.

Me

OKAY BUT THIS AS A KLAINE DUET WITH DARREN SINGING BRENDON URIES PART. Okay so I know that’s not going to happen, but it would be so good for Klaine. In real glee it would be a Finchel duet and it would fit pretty well but I want it to be Klaine. As a Klaine song this would be really good if they had done an episode in season three addressing the schools reaction to having a gay couple in the hallway. Cause with as much flak as Kurt got on his own it would be an interesting arc if they actually addressed the fact that pda is dangerous for them. That would have been a much better use of episode time in season 3.

The Yellowjackets as glee plotlines with no explanation

Shauna: Sebastian blinding Blaine by throwing rock salt at him, then subsequently arguing with Santana by singing “smooth criminal”

Jackie: Making two student have sex so that they could be better at a high school level play

Nat: Terry Schuster getting the kids high in school

Lottie: Finn thinking there was Jesus in his grilled cheese sandwich

Taissa: Blaine wanting to propose to Kurt when they weren’t even together (he also cheated on Kurt and dated his high school bully)

Van: Brittany agreeing to be shot out of a canon so the cheerios could win a high school level cheerleading contest

Mari: Terri Schuester faking a pregnancy, then trying to get Quinn to give her kid to her/ kitty giving Marley an eating disorder

Misty: Mercedes throwing a brick to destroy Kurt’s car after he didn’t reciprocate her crush (he’s gay)

Laura Lee: There was a gas leak and Blaine imagined all of his friends to be muppets and they sang “what does the fox say”

Coach Ben: Mr. Schue fighting to allow the kids to twerk in school

Travis: Brittany becoming a math genius the year after she had a 0.0 GPA

thread of my favorite glee gifs cause i need to delete them from my phone, but i also don't wanna lose them - pt.2 and final

7. no comments 👁

6. quinn is a lesbian in my heart but sam was def the best bf she had

5. half of the new direction kids wanted rachel and i truly understand them.

4. her smile could def replace the sun

3. brittana my beloved...

2. faberry my beloved...

1. forever my favorite gif LMAO

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once again, all credits to the original owners

thread of my favorite glee gifs cause i need to delete them from my phone, but i also don't wanna lose them - pt.1

14. santana being dramatic and brittany being 100% supportive

13. whatever happened between these two bitches

12. whatever happened between these two bitches (b&w version)

11. whatever happened between these two bitches (interview version)

10. lady di playing the drums

9. this deleted scene from that never released episode

8. rachel berry as mrs. claus

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i don't remember who the owners of the gifs are, but all credits to them!

it would be so much better if rachel had just said a "fuck you" to finn after that stupid ass speech of "type of drunk girls" in biota

so cute 😞

when your girlfriend won't let you steal your daughter from her mom

thinking about how rachel warns every time she's going to hug someone...