Percy Jackson The Lightning Thief - Blog Posts

Percy Jackson tv spoilers!!!

AHHH IM GONNA CRY SO HARD PERCY MY SON I'm gonna cry so bad, the story she tells him in the 1st ep, about the mom and son who were cast out and only had each other and how eventually Perseus found his way to a happy end, then in ep 2 he feels that not only was he abandoned by Poseidon but that sally was too and how he wouldn't let him ignore her. he already felt that he and his mom only had each other but now he feels that they've been completely abandoned, cast out, and he's trying to find them both a happy ending, Percy doesn't want glory or honor just to have it, just because, he wants it because he wants his father to see him, to see sally he doesn't start his journey to please the gods or for honor or even to prevent war, he does it to get his mom back because at the end of the day he's just a little boy whos only ever wanted them to be okay in that wooden chest they've been floating in

On a book hunt

I do. I want something. I want to come along please. We can also get the people who we actually convinced and weren't gonna take him

Hey I’m going to go beat up the previous school counselor that tried to get Percy pulled out of his school before he even started over a fucking DRAWING and walking on a roof and convinced the principal that Percy was so mentally unwell that the best school in the state couldn’t help him, do y’all want anything?

Okay but if the Mythomagic cards were so accurate about the Minotaur and his underwear, and Grover used them to “train” Percy, does that mean the satyrs designed and mass produced these cards themselves? Whose idea was it? Did they like have a big meeting about recruitment and go “What do the kids like these days? Pokey-man? Let’s make a Greek myth Pokey-man game. That’ll help,” and they interviewed a ton of campers like, “Hey, I know that time you almost got killed by a Gorgon was super traumatizing, but we just wanna make sure our cute little card design is accurate. Were her snakes green or purple? Also, would you classify her as Class A or B in power?” Did the campers get super into it too? Was it a group effort? Do they have to update the decks regularly based on new information? Which generation of Mythomagic cards did Percy use? Is the OG packaging limited edition? How popular are they in normal life? Do they get covered by the Mist, and people like Rachel think they’re just insane when they see Mythomagic in a shop window, and everyone else thinks it’s a Pokémon deck? Are there satyrs out in the world running game shops, and whenever someone asks about Mythomagic, they’re like “Do you come from a single-parent household, and also do you want to be friends?” How deEP DOES THIS GO??

Okay so I know Aphrodite looks like Annabeth to Percy, right? But the first time he sees her, she kind of shifts back and forth a few times?

Hear me out…what if Aphrodite in the show was played by movie!Annabeth, musical!Annabeth, and someone who looks like Leah? (*cough* Keke Palmer *cough*) now THAT would be a goddamn Easter egg

literally my child

annabeth: this seems impertinent

percy: i am impertinent