Penny Lamb - Blog Posts

hey is jane does head actually her dolls head because she lost hers

@bi-shop the way you draw Penny is so cute and I really like it

She has the greenest eyes :D

POV your sister is trying to convince you that she died in a rollercoaster accident and came back to life (she’s going to be kicked out of catholic school)

Oop

Look guys!!! She found her head!! Slay!!

These are beautiful omg

Did someone say rtc redesign

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I MADE A JANE DOE DOLL

Ya know what I wanna know more about Father Marcus

Like what was going through that man’s head

What was up with him

You know

He’s a just a little baby rat

Everything happens like in the musical but they don’t die they’re just in coma and having a shared “dream”.

And then they recover both physically and mentally :)

These are beautiful and I need them as stickers

penny has 2 hnands

I’m literally living for this I love it

the breakfast club x ride the cyclone

Monique guboue is Noel’s French sona

You know de sun is wising while descending

It goes own and own and own again

i know dis dweam of wife is nevew ending, it goes awound and wound and wound again

1 2 3

1 2 3

1 2 3 4

If someone made a new birthday song just for me I think I would simply pass away

assorted rtc text posts

Shinji crank that soljia boi

every time I see a picture of Ocean I'm like why does she look so familiar

and then I realized

Legoland peak

I was bored in chem so i started thinking about what the choir would be saved as in Ricky's phone so here

Mischa - the spider that bit peter parker

When the choir saw someone saved on Ricky's contacts as this they asked him who it was. He told then it was mischa and they were all very confused. Constance asked why he saved mischa as that and ricky doesn't even look up from his phone and types "it's because he's radioactive" into his text to speach. everyone looks horrified and ocean is about to rant about how he can't say things like that, but mischa is doubled over with laughter at the other side of the room.

Noel - greasy McDonald's french fry

Honestly it's bc noel low-key reminds me of my ex-best friend and he always had greasy hair so I think that there was a period of time when noel just straight up didn't shower for like a week straight

Constance - fresh a vaca do

The blackwood cafe has a menu sign out side and one time constance let him erase it and put vine quotes on it

Ocean - *insert joker quote here*

Ocean is just constantly flipping between preppy uptight bitch to "no one loves me I might as well just kms" ricky calls it her joker arc

Penny - Penny

He likes penny :)

Rtc characters as things me or my friends have said/done

Ocean- I wish I could bleep people in real life like they do in reality tv, cause you just cussed so much.

Noel- Because I'm a hoe for romance ok!, now unpause the movie

Mischa- *gets down on one knee* will you marry me? *reveals dino chicken nugget in hands*(idk why I did this but I feel like he would)

Ricky- *signs you're a rat to random people in class*

Constance- do ever just want to punch people in the face but you know if you did you would either cry or get into a full on fist fight

Jane/penny- *eats a piece of my choir sheet music* yum *choir teacher gives me a dirty look* what everyone else was doing this two seconds ago

(some of these aren't very in character but I really wanted to post this

RTC as things my friends have said

Penny *after killing a spider*: Is the carcass on the Bible? Can confirm the carcass is on the Bible

Ricky *abt Sally face*: Do you think Larry's nose is bigger than his dick?

Mischa: i am not gay

*Like 10 minutes later*

Ocean: So who from Be More Chill would you date?

Mischa: Oh that is easy Michael. Wait no-

Noel *to ocean probably*: Alright Captain America

Noel: c'est petit penis

Rando: You're from Canada Mischa:*offended* I am from Ukraine

Ocean: I have social standards you know

Penny: I just wanna taste therapy again

Noel: So how often do you fuck yourself. Ocean: Only when your mum isn't available

Constance: His ass cheeks are grass cheeks

Ricky & Penny: To ze top of ze towaaaaaa

Noel: Omg RuPaul is in this movie Mischa: Is that the guy that plays Ant-Man

Ocean: Do you think he's slimy? Noel: Free lube

Ocean: I'm a verbal prostitute and you're a pervert

Penny/Constance: Cause I like squids and I like murder

Ocean: It was just a suggestion- Mischa: I don't take suggestions

Ocean *to Constance abt her little brother who is now taller than her*: I am going to murder your brother at sunrise

Ricky *to mischa when he realised he was bi*: Eat dick, positive I guess

Noel: I heard a hissing noise and thought Ocean was deflating

Miscellaneous Ride The Cyclone headcanons

-they all get brought back to life at the end of it

-they remember the events of canon

-meaning they remember their songs

-the choir performed an "original song" at the next fall fair called sugar cloud

-they won it for the first time

-they did the dance and everything

-Mischa's house is the designated sleep over house

-mischa is trans ftm

-noel is gender fluid

-penny, ocean, and Ricky are autistic

-ocean is aroace

-constance is a demigirl

-mischa gets into fights for the choir a lot

-talia was a catfish

-mischa confided in Noel after finding out

-they fell in love

-talia then became a code name for Noel

-they told the choir abt the code name thing

-noels dad is homophobic but usually never around but just to be safe

-bi Mischa

-Mischa's mama is alive and on the road to recovery

-mischa only got into a few fights pre-canon cause he intimidated everyone

-he starts them now to protect the choir

-mama bird Mischa

-mischa sings Ukrainian lullabies to penny when she's over stimulated

-noel had a small crush on Misch pre-canon that got worse after the "you are man of words Noel Gruber" thing

-constance has two mums

-the choir hang out in Constance's family bakery

- constance learned how to make pirozhki to give to Mischa

-he cried

-Mischa's had top surgery

-ricky is non binary and uses he/him pronouns

-penny is unlabeled and uses she/her pronouns

-the choir like to steal Mischas clothes

-Mischa's shirts look like dresses on ocean

-Ocean is 4'11 and 103lbs of sass and insecurity

-mischa is 6'2 and like 190lbs

-ocean is a snitch

-someone shoves into ocean in the hallway and sees a very angry Ukrainian speeding towards them

-ricky offers Mischa one of his crutches is he's there when Mischas beating the shit out of someone

-everyone was Hella surprised when after almost dying Mischa started actively taking part and enjoying choir

-ricky communicates thru sign language

-mischa, penny and Noel learned sign language for Ricky

-ocean is trying to learn sign language (it's not going well)

-the choir like to sing "what the world needs" to piss off ocean

-mischa taught Noel a little Ukrainian so they could talk shit about people

-2016 cast & script>

-penny has a special interest in animals

-penny walks stiffly likes doll post accident

-ricky is buff from the waist up

-the choir had a betting pool on when nischa would get together

-ricky won

-he was beyond pissed that he was off by like 3 days tho

-noel has one of those crusty white dogs that looks like it has rabies

-birds are attacted to mischa like a disney princess

-i feel like mischa would smell like beer

-penny has a pet frog

-constance volunteers at a pet shelter

Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (provided by the incorrect quotes generator)

Noel: Hey, someone tried to fight a quid at the aquarium today!

Mischa: *covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

~

Noel: Is something burning?

Mischa: *leaning against the counter* just my love for you.

Noel: Mischa, the toaster is on fire.

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Ocean: You’re right.

Noel: That’s an unusual phrase for you, did you just learn it?

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Ocean: Do you take constructive criticism?

Noel: I only take cash or credit.

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Ocean: You know those things kill you, right?

Noel: *pouring a glass of whiskey* Yeah, that’s kind of the point.

Mischa: *smoking a cigarette* Were trying to speed this shit up.

Constance: *nodding her head while eating raw cookie dough*

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Ocean: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Noel: Oh yeah? You’re the one who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Ocean: I’m leaving you! AND IM TAKING MISCHA WITH ME!

Constance: *picking up the Monopoly board* I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Pretty!!

back again with the cyclone shenanigans 🌀🌀

oh.

oh my god you know what i just realized. born april 7th, the lucky nature.... your lucky number is seven

I'm gonna come out and say; I absolutely hate the headcanon of Jane/Penny being a lesbian(This is coming from a lesbian)

Considering it strays from stereotypes and she's confirmed to not be a lesbian and is just bullied for looking like one

So yes I am a Lesbian Jane/Penny anti👍

(I also really don't like Penny x Tammy)

Seen this and decided to sketch it

Ezra & Penny putting on a good ol Lamb play.

I personally don't believe Legoland was pre-cyclone. I believe it is and only was post-cyclone.

Let me explain myself before you start telling me I'm wrong

Jane Doe was the one unidentified body of the cyclone disaster. She was unidentified because she lost her head and it was never found, Nor could anyone in Uranium recall her

And you might say "Oh but she just came to Uranium after her parents got arrested so nobody got used to her yet" that's where your wrong. Penny Lamb had a criminal record by 15 years of age and her brother Erza sold his medication to collage kids for money, I've never been to Canada yet but I'm sure anywhere in the world if a pair of kids that young came anywhere with a history of parents that grew weed and did and still does all that stuff? That news would spread like wildfire

And if Penny had a brother how was she unidentified if Erza could very well have went to the corner himself and outright told them she had gotten on the ride and it must be her. But again how in God's name would a card like Penny Lamb be left to a Jane Doe after all the stuff she's done back when she was 15?

Now think if Jane was originally someone else

A girl who did in-fact joined the choir late and didn't bother to talk to alot of people around Uranium because she planned to pack her things and leave as soon as she graduated

Excluding herself from any social gatherings, Any school events that aren't mandatory, only going out to get food so she can continue to live. Someone who never made friends because she didn't want to say goodbye

Someone nameless.

Think about it; With Jane originally being Penny there's a shit tone of plot holes but if Jane was someone totally different who never made herself known because she had the same goals as everyone else in the choir, It makes sense.

She'd have no friends so nobody in any of her classes could tell the corner anything, No shop workers probably didn't know more than maybe what groceries she bought every time she came, There's the possibility her parents were either out of the picture or didn't care enough to identify her; Neglectful or downright horrible parents are things that can happen in the real world and which we see with Mischa, Noel, And Ocean

And let's be honest, Ocean's parents were most likely not the ones to come claim her, It would most likely be people from St. Cassian and around Uranium considering how loud and "overpositive" she was which was most likely a huge contrast from everyone else

Constance we know had parents who ran the Blackwood Café which would make her well known among the town

Noel we know has a mom and was the only openly gay kid in a homophobic town and he was always told to dial it back so by that logic he had to have stuck out alot, Making him known

Mischa was the town's teenage fuck-up, He stole communion wine, He seemed to have caused some problems here and there which again makes him known

And Ricky was always acknowledged as some helpless boy because he was disabled which caused everyone to treat him hell-of-a-lot differently which obviously made him known and we know he had helicopter parents so-

And Jane? Well if she were Penny she would be well known enough to at least have a name to her corpse. But no Jane didn't get that, Which means she must have been someone duller, Someone more forgettable.

Someone nobody would know even existed till she was dead

Someone like the nameless person we see in at the fair with the choir.

And Karnak stated multiple times that he didn't know who Jane was and he genuinely feels guilty about having these CHILDREN die without doing anything so why would he lie when he can very well make them so much happier by telling Jane who she was, Having her remember so she has her own song to sing and not one of a nameless face

Think what you will but I highly doubt Penny was pre-cyclone with the amount of plot holes in that theory. But rather Penny is post-cyclone thus leaving the Cyclone's Jane Doe to a new story to begin but never an old story to tell.

(I suck at explaining shit😭)

How old the choir kids are from oldest to youngest

I had my dad help me calculate the choir kids birthday and also figure out what year they were born, it took hours because I don't understand math and dates because it's to confusing, hopefully it's right cuz I went over them way to many times.

Oldest to youngest

Mischa: Born Sunday, August 18, 1991, on September 14, 2009, (which was the day they went on the cyclone) age was 18 years, 0 months, and 27 days

2. Constance: Born Thursday, November 14, 1991, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 10 months, and 0 days

3. Ocean: Born Sunday, December 22, 1991, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 8 months, and 23 days

4. Noel: Born Thursday, March 5, 1992, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 6 months, and 9 days

5. Penny/Jane: Born Tuesday, April 7, 1992, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 5 months, and 7 days

6. Ricky: Born Friday, June 5, 1992, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 3 months, and 9 days

This is for the people who have been wanting to figure out what year they were born and who was oldest and all that

I made a perfect dolls playlist, cuz I’m hyperfixated on Ocean x Jane doe