Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Star Wars AU where everything is the same except Anakin converses with himself when he’s about to do something dark-sidey like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
Just—
Imagine—
Anakin, squatting on the floor while rubbing hands together: The Jedi are wicked, tricksy, false!
Anakin, in softer voice: No, not Master! Not Obi-Wan!
Anakin, growling and getting spit everywhere: Yes, precious… false! Obi-Wan will cheat you, hurt you, lie!
Anakin, whimpering: But Obi-Wan is my friend!
Anakin, growling again: You don’t have any friends! Nobody likes you!
Obi-Wan, yelling in exasperation from the other room: Anakin, dear, I promise I’m not trying to trick you, I just want to know what you want for dinner tonight!