Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Some people: Oh my god Ford TORTURED a gnome and did EVIL EXPERIMENTS on Shifty because he's a mad scientist and he's MEAN
The kind of scientist Ford is: no no you HAVE to hug the plaidypus, we're SCIENTISTS, not neglectful fathers! He's SCARED because he SNEEZED, so you need to keep hugging it for a WHOLE HOUR THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. You also have to give it kissies on its little bald forehead OR YOU'RE NOT DOING SCIENCE RIGHT