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(actually story for once!!) (may refer to calico jack as jack throughout just cuz easier)(human au)Calicos kitchen:

The first thing Kwazii did when he walked through the door was sniff the air. the next thing he did was vomit in his mouth, the house reeked of burnt, just burnt.He ran to open the oven and was met with a charred lump of …well  something.

“oi!” *smack*

“OWW!” Kwazii yelped as he leaped back rubbing the spot on his head we’re his granddad had hit him with a tea towel. “THE FUCK!”

“I’m cooking that for dinner.”Jack said taking the lump of char out of the oven

“I think it’s done.”

“Don’t be cheeky with me,i’m doing this for your boyfriend.” jack snapped

“Why do you want to kill Peso?”Kwazii narrowly dogged the tea towel that was flung at him.

“awk” jack scowled at him “I just thought i’d better reheat it before cutting it up.”

Kwazii skimmed the recipe that was displayed on the cracked iPad on the kitchen counter,it became clear what the mystery lump of char had once been, and why calico jack had insisted that they save the beef broth from Sunday’s roast.

“Good God please no.”Kwazii whispered in horror

“Oh don’t be a dick Kwazii,i think i’m a fairly decent cook,I made all your meals for you growing up and you lived.”

“Oh i lived.” Kwazii scoffed at the bar on the floor

“Kwazii i am perfectly capable of following a recipe.I just want to show peso that I accept him as part of the family.” He lingered on “family” and looked up at Kwazii questioning.

Kwazii stated back at him for a few seconds before it clicked what he was being asked “OH FOR FU- NO how many times do i have to tell you.”

“I’m just saying by the time i was your age i was married and i had had your father.”

“Granddad” Kwazii sighed exasperated “it’s too soon,besides peso is going to leave me if you give him that.”

“Don’t be stupid Kwazii why would he leave you over food?”

“Oh I don’t know ,You could accidentally call him Colombian BY MAKING A COLOMBIAN DISH!”

“This is chilean ajiaco.”Jack interrupted pointing at the recipe’s title on the screen “chilean ajiaco see.”

“ok well ,You could insult his country ,culture and cuisine with your cooking,or you could oh i don’t know kill him.”

“Just be quiet i’m making it and that’s that.”

This is my first time actually writing a fanfic.and🥳🥳 some actually story to go with all the info dumps about my au

human shellington (Ik the sketch Lines are annoying I’m going to start sketching in pencil don’t worry)

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Octonauts human au part:5 Inkling (+info on the others)

Inkling:he is 73 and is a retired professor of marine biology. Inkling decided to travel once he finished university when he was 22,his travels quickly turned into research on endangered wildlife (water life?fish) and natural marine structures .His travels eventually brought him to china where met a cartographer named min after he got stuck in some bamboo (that’s as much as I know about how they mett season five is not available in my country)the tow began talking and quickly got involved, there was a bit of confusion on the nature of their relationship all internal until min broke the ice never being one to sit around and wait and they became a couple.They traveled all over china together mapping the landscapes and investigating the marine life for tow years.Inkling had stayed in china for fare longer than he had intended because he didn’t want to leave min but he had to go back to england, he proposed to min and asked her to return home with him but she declined as she still had work to do in china,but she still wanted to continue there relationship.Inkling returned home heart broken but had the comfort of letters from min.Inkling became a professor of marine biology when he was 26 he had dreamed and petitioned for a aquatic life research and preservation team to be assembled and to be based somewhere out at sea but was rejected numerous times till eventually he gave up.When he was 40 he met a young man in the navy at a pub who was fascinated with marine animals and there delicate eco systems,the young man by the the name of barnacles was fascinated to hear about inkling past attempts of developing a research and preservation team and greatly encouraged him to pursue it again.When inkling was 42 he became the prod fonder of the Octonauts after his petition finally passed as it had great support from the navy put he maintained his position as a professor at the university.His team started out small consisting of himself ,the young man in the navy and a girl from the USA called tweak who was a friend of barnacle who wanted to lend their inventions and mechanical expertise to his cause.When inkling was 60 he took a back seat handing the role of captain over to barnacles who he trusted most whith the position.When inkling was 63 he ran into a former student of his how seemed to be distressed so inkling bought him a drink his old student confided in him that he had got someone pregnant and that they we’re going to get married but she called of there engagement,inkling offered his prior student shellington some comfort .When inkling was 66 he suggested to barnacles that he should recruit shellington as a Octonaut as inkling was getting older and would need some extra help fulfilling his duties on the octopod.when inkling was 72 he was reunited with min and they were finally married.Inkling enjoys jigsaws and often dose them with peso and shellington (mainly shellington)he is shockingly good at ping pong and candy crush.inkling is has a grandfather-grandson relationship with tunip and is the one that looks after and entertains tunip when he is on the octopod.inkling is in a whellchair.he youes he/him pronouns and is an ally.He had to be educated on transgender people in his 40s when he met tweak as he didn’t know that they existed when he met her and he was very confused.

soz this was a long one

Octonauts human au part:4

Peso

Peso:he is 29 and is a doctor/medic (I looked it up There can be a difference but it depends on the context)He is in a relationship with Kwazii and he is from chile (chilean Antarctica )(I looked it up people live there in small towns)(apparently) (although I’m not the biggest fan of the us dub i do love chilean peso) He has a good relationship with all his siblings and is very protective of his little brother pinto and fells responsible for him as there dad left when pinto was a baby which led there mother to fall into a depression (also a wee bit of postpartum), pesos older siblings we’re both away at university so peso had to help his mum a lot with pinto .Peso loves his extended family but only really gets to see them all at once at weddings and funerals as there is so many of them (The struggle is real i can relate) peso studied medicine outside his home town but still in chile and never really traveled outside of chile at all until he joined the Octonauts when he was 28. He met Kwazii at a bar on a bar crawl with friends from uni to celebrate them passing their exams when he was 27,Kwazii offered him a position on the octopod and a date. peso agreed to go out with him but didn’t agree to join the Octonauts until the following year.Peso is a talented pianist and often used to play in bars and restaurants for some extra money when he was a student and still plays for the Octonauts entertainment occasionally.Peso doesn’t talk to his dad that often because he saw firsthand the effect him leaving did to him and the rest of his family and he still doesn’t fully forgive him for it but he has good communication with his mum and the rest of his family.Peso is very close with pretty much everyone on the octopod there a pretty tight net  group.He injoys jigsaw puzzles and often does big jigsaws with Shellington who also loves them he uses he/him pronouns and is gay.

Big thanks to @jibanyans-chocobar who unintentionally helped me a lot with we’re peso is from by their post I really hadn’t a notion before im remarkable shit at geography and i would have definitely fucked it up otherwise