No Lies Here - Blog Posts

Vintage anime booby statues. That my mum bought for him cause she knows he hates it.

if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad’s tiktok niche be

so you want to be a writer aka someone who drinks lukewarm coffee at midnight while arguing with imaginary people, googles things like “how much blood loss is fatal” while eating snacks, gets emotionally attached to characters they’ll probably kill off, stares at a blank page for hours just to write one sentence and delete it immediately, has 27 unfinished projects but starts a new one anyway because it’s different this time, and spends more time daydreaming about interviews they’ll never give than actually writing—congratulations, you’re already halfway there.

Similarities between me and Crowley from Good Omens

Demon

Not straight

Angel comrade

Likes Queen

Lost the Antichrist

Dramatic about a vintage car

Briefly considered fucking off to the moon