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Aki, her parents, and their ninken ♡

inuzuka hc 1: only the main family have the distinct fang-like clan markings. for everyone else, it's just a bit of red somewhere.

inuzuka hc 2: sharp ears, sharp eyes, sharp teeth, sharp nails! some have longer ears, some have narrower eyes. it varies.

(picrews used: 妖男子メーカー, よっこら（改）, DGCメーカー)

How the boys of Naruto react to your affection;

Pairing:Naruto, Sasuke, and Shikamaru x reader

Content warning: none.

Word count: 830 words

Readers sex: Female

Summary: How each of the boys of naruto react to your public affection.

Masterlist

Shikamaru

Doesn’t dislike it, let’s others know you’re his.

Try’s not to do it often.

You and Shikamaru dated in secret for 3 years before the two of you decided to come out with your relationship, he has always been keen to showing you affection in private, so giving you affection in public is weird to him.

The two of you were on the way to get some Ramen, it was a beautiful day. You were holding onto Shika’s arm walking while admiring your boyfriend, his hair blew in the wind, and he was very focused on getting there.

You were looking at his hair when you noticed a leaf fly into his hair, you stopped and stepped in front of him, “wait shika.. you have something..” you whispered as you got on your tippy toes to get the leaf in his hair.

When you got on your tippy toes, he wrapped his arms around your waist to support you. You smiled at him before placing a quick peck on his lips, his face blushed a bright red, as he is still trying to get used to your affection in public.

“Oops! I’m sorry shika! I didn’t even ask if that was okay.. you just looked really cute.. I couldn’t resist..” you spoke as you looked to the ground with a blush on your face.

“It’s fine.. I’m just not that used to it..” he spoke as he squeezed your hand trying to comfort you.

“Besides it shows everyone around us who you belong to.”

Naruto

Doesn’t care

Loves giving you love whenever you desire (it’s not really shown below, but this is how he feels.)

You’ve lived in the leaf since you were a little girl; when your family moved here Naruto was the most hated by the village.

When the others would throw stuff at him and call him names, you would stand up for him. It was immoral, and you refused to sit there and let it happen. Maybe that’s what caused Naruto to develop feelings for you, when he left to go train with Jiraiya, you were devastated.

When Naruto came back, you were the first person to notice. “Naruto!” You practically yelled as you ran up to him, wrapping your arms around his neck.

“(Y/N)! How are you!” He spoke pulling away from you to examine you; you changed so much since the two of you were kids, you were stunning.

“I’ve been okay! I missed you alot! It hasn’t been the same without you!” You smiled as you wrapped your arms around his waist and put your head in his now toned chest. “I missed you too..” he spoke laying his chin on your head.

“I want to be with you (Y/N)..” he whispered as he placed his callused hand on your soft cheek, leaning your head up to face him. Your eyes sparkled as you looked up at him in his bright blue eyes, “I want to be with you too..” you whispered.

He smiled before pulling you in to place a long awaited soft kiss on your lips, when you pulled away you bit your lip with a smile. “Let’s go get some ramen!” He beamed as he grabbed your hand and ran through the village to get to his favorite shop.

Sasuke

Acts like he dislikes it; secretly loves it

Prefers to be more affectionate when you’re alone.

“Sasuke! Stop walking so fast!” You whined as you ran to catch up to him, he huffed as he turned and looked at you. “Hurry, we have to get back to that vile snake.”

You quickly grabbed his hand and turned him to face you, “we are gonna be able to go soon..” you whispered before standing on your tippy toes; placing a soft kiss on his lips

He sighed after he pulled away from the kiss, “not soon enough..” he grabbed your hand and began to walk into the near village so you could pick up some food.

“Sasuke! Let’s go into this shop! I’m hungry.” You pleaded as you gave him your best puppy dog eyes, he sighed before opening the door for you.

The two of you got your food, and sat down at a near table. You smiled as you watched the him eat, he was so peaceful. “Will you stop watching me..” he whispered as his eyes met yours.

You blushed as you shook your head no, “I’m allowed to look, besides, you have something on your face..” you spoke as you reached over the table to wipe off the spot off his face.

“You know you aren’t my mother right..” he spoke as he looked back down to eat his food.

“Obviously! I’m your girlfriend!” You spoke with a giggle as you ate your food in silence. Susake didn’t like to show it, but he loves all the small gestures you do for him.

You make him feel at home, regardless of where he is.

I can make other versions of this containing other characters! I just don’t know if that’s something others would want to read!

My favorite Naruto fanfic trope: there is one (1) braincell in Team 7 and if Kakashi isn't holding it, Sakura is, no one else

You are so so correct anon. I just had to visualize it hehe >:3

I’m here to spread my wlw SasuSaku agenda >:) Take these quick lil doodles! (closeups and yapping under the cut)

I don’t even ship regular SasuSaku that much, but toxic wlw SasuSaku? Absolutely.

Like, imagine they had the same homosexual tension that Sasuke has with Naruto. As an example, the second image there is my own take on that one shippuden scene where they see Sasuke again for the first time and he and Naruto have a *moment* but what if it was sakura getting her highly homoerotic moment?

Like I’m thinking from the start the dynamic is COMPLETELY different. Sakura would be socialized to see Sasuke (the most conventionally attractive according to canon) as competition, but then she’d see the darkness in her and get the urge to take care of her like a lost kitten and UGHHHH

And Sasuke would be locked in with revenge she would just see Sakura as an immature annoyance. She doesn’t engage with the “rivalry” she fully believes she’s better. But she’s also secretly insanely jealous because Sakura is everything that was taken from Sasuke (bright, innocent, like a spring breeze, has friends and parents…) so she tries to fully ignore her. Like, will NOT acknowledge her existence. And Sakura whenever she tries to extend the olive branch will get lethal cold shoulder, so she just stops trying and gets even pettier.

All the while they’re developing feelings for each other. Sakura wonders why it hurst so much to see her #1 op walking into the the abandoned compound alone.. Sasuke wonders why her heart squeezes when Sakura laughs, she thinks it must be due to hatred but no bb girl you’re just gay.

(Cue loathing from Wicked)

When they get put on a team together Sasuke can’t avoid Sakura anymore so she switches it up and becomes bratty. LOVES getting a rise out of her (totally not because she finds it cute when she gets all red up and her cheeks puff up nonono) and Sakura takes the bait EVERY. TIME.

Sakura struggles to get along with Sasuke the whole time. Sasuke constantly teases her about being a “deadweight” paper ninja (never calls her weak tho) and it really gets to Sakura. They used to be evenly matched at the academy (in terms of academics) but now she’s suddenly so far behind. She sees Sasuke kicking ass and she burns. To her, Sasuke is everything she is not, and can never be.

But like every time plot would happen they’d always have each other’s backs. They both trust each other and rely on each other and they know so so much about one another from CONSTANTLY watching each other (Sakura seeing Sasuke as her goal, Sasuke seeing Sakura as the ghost of what could have been :( )

They eventually do become friends. Sakura still wants save Sasuke from herself and Sasuke almost wants to let her.

And when Sasuke leaves Sakura is DEVESTATED. Sees it as a personal failing that she wasn’t strong enough to get her back. (Cue training montage)

And in shippuden Sasuke would still tease Sakura and they would fall back into their banter and UGHH

They are NOT good together and it IS a disaster but that’s what makes it so fun <3

I love SakuIno as well, but they already resolved their issues. I need girlfriends that TRY TO KILL EACHOTHER in a gay way <33

I just think they want to tear each other apart <3

Sorry for yapping but DO YOU SEE THE VISION????

Anyway if anyone read all of that I love you <<333

Okay thanks for witnessing my mental illness byee~~~

*crawls out of the pit*

Part 2 of silly 1 panel comics I made featuring Naruto fic tropes (and fandom head canons) I enjoy that make me giggle a lil :) !!!!!

Niche edition, so bare with me-

Naruto doing fox things randomly (thank you @alternitavely )

T&I being the home of Konoha’s rumour mill, and specifically Aoba and Anko being PROLIFIC gossipers (Ibiki pretends to hate it but he doesn’t stop them)

Not from a fic but @oh-no-its-bird turned me on to the concept of Sakumo Hatake being a sex symbol back in the day and it haunting Kakashi. It has not left my head since.

Alright that’s it, if I can think of more I might do this series semi-periodically but we’ll see 🤷‍♀️

Also thank you so much for liking part 1 of this series, it makes me so happy that people enjoy my brainworms <3

‘Till next time byee~