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I don't normally do original posts but I must tell someone about this. My mother, who knows vaguely about Tumblr through osmosis, just referred to it as "the conspiracy theory website". When asked to clarify, it's because "they all write stories about stories". "Fanfiction?" I ask. Yeah, apparently. "Mom those aren't conspiracy theories, they're fictional" "So are conspiracy theories!" She would not be dissuaded from this
So apparently fanfictions are conspiracy theories now, just thought yall should know.
Happy Mothers Day Mom!
We may not agree on everything, but despite all that I do, you’ve raised me up to be more than I ever thought I could be, I love you Mum!
Now seriously…. Go hug, call, or text your mother!
Introduced alien stage to my mom today she liked it (' ω ')
My mom got her eyelashes done today and she looks weird as fuck (ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■
My mom decided to buy a shit and ice cream for some reason
If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.
my mom was telling me that I can’t warm up hotdogs
p.s she said no cuz my sis burned the cookies when she made them so she probably thought I was her
Hello again dear readers!! ❤️
First of all, there is an update coming this Sunday for A Human Condition!! I think you’re all going to enjoy it! It’s been a long time coming and I’m excited to roll it out!
Secondly, though this is not strictly Gravity Falls fanfic news, I recently went to help my mum go through her bookshelf and HOO BOY! Did I learn ALOT!
My mother, gentlefolk, the original fanfic girlie, has totaled out with 425 romance books, 45 of which are exclusively time travel tropes, 34 are thruples, 27 are gay/lesbian and an INCREDIBLY SURPRISING 64 of them are supernatural romance featuring either a vampire, werewolf, sea monster, demon, demigod, or shapeshifter.
She has also informed me these are just “the best ones” the others she donated to the library and gave away at book swaps back in the day.
Pic of said books below for reference:
She’s insane and I love her 🥰. She’s the one who turned me into a reader in the first place and inspires me to write everyday.
This has been a brief mother appreciation post.
See you all on Sunday. Your patience has been appreciated! 🥳
Yes mommy I told my husband I will spend the weekend with you since my father is in a business trip
"Hey son, I've got great news! I think I've solved our money problems for good. I'm selling all my old undies and thongs online. I see clothes for sale all the time, but I'm the only one who's selling these. Yes honey, I have to post these pictures, it's so people know how they fit silly. You have a lot to learn about women. All these guys bidding on my stuff wouldn't be able to tell if my thongs can fit their girlfriends. Yes I'm sure that's why they buy them, what could they possibly use them for? Look honey, this guy asked me not to wash them before I send them to him. Every guy so far has asked me that, guess that just saves me more time. Be a good boy and get me those grey boy shorts and my camera? I need your help snapping another pic for him, he says he needs to know how they fit with my ass like this."
Mom’s response. She fucking loves Haikyuu
The message I just sent to my mom and sibling that don’t follow fandom social media about the new Haikyuu announcement.
(I think I’m up to date on things but if I got stuff wrong it’s not like they’ll know…)
The message I just sent to my mom and sibling that don’t follow fandom social media about the new Haikyuu announcement.
(I think I’m up to date on things but if I got stuff wrong it’s not like they’ll know…)
My mom found out I write fanfiction. She doesn't know my pen names but she told me she is actively SEARCHING WATTPAD because she's convinced she'll know my writing when she reads it.
what the fuck do I do
I've started listening to Hollywood Undead with my mom, and the other day No. 5 came on. I was singing, and Charlie's line about Paris Hilton happened, and my mom just looked me dead in the eye and said, "paris hilton did NOT say that"
Taylor Swift isn’t real. Don’t give in to the governments plan to brainwash everyone with Taylor Swift’s amazing music. Why do you think she’s lasted so long in the music industry. She’s not real that’s how. Like all the music industry people joined together to make her. The reason she’s trying to get the rights to her music back is because she wants to take over the world. She’s in so many random movies like that doesn’t even make any sense if she was real it would make sense. Also she’s way to pretty to be real. Real people can be pretty but they aren’t as pretty as the way Taylor Swift is pretty. I would never never listen to any music by this not real person. Not real people aren’t real. She needs to tell me to my very face that she is real to make me start to believe that she is real. DON’T GIVE IN TO HER PLAN I BELIEVE IN YOU.