My Friends Are Insane - Blog Posts

"the chipmunks on my dresser are holding a revolution, their tiny arrows get stuck in my feet

there, I wrote a tumblr post

are you gonna let me have tumblr now?"

- ladies, gentlemen, and everyone else,

✨️my mother✨️

It's been decided

KR: drives the car

KP: has the funds

me: brings the vibes

and together we make

✨one whole adult✨

me: "Why are my pet peeves your favorite??"

KP: "tiny anger"

me: *malfunctions*

me, holding up the pile of garbage I picked up from the auditorium: I'm going to commit a crime

M: ok

M: as long as I don't see it, it didn't happen

I trust this person with my children

The Walmart cashier watching me devour an entire lego set in front of them

I don't trust you anymore

Hey if you wanna be an evil DM roll D20 every turn and add 10 and make that the BBEGs AC for that turn of combat

this time I get to be Jesper and Nina

the crows as things my friends have said, part 2:

kaz: "I should try that: dress all nicely and spread lies."

inej: "I do love throwing knives."

jesper: "Hey, I stole that fair and square!"

wylan: "I'm gonna cry about it for hours when I get home, but other than that it's ok."

nina: *someone complains about how many people are in the room* "It's ok because I look better than everyone here."

matthias: "You live and you learn. You live, and I learn how not to live like you."

KR: "that went from zero to arson real fast"

I've already opened 2 energy drinks today and it's only 2nd period... I don't drink energy drinks

this is true

hey guys remember that time when the entire tech/stage crew of the Music Man was sick right after the show last year cuz we worked ourselves to the bone in close quarters but refused to admit any of us were sick until the show was over

theatre kid problems

normal person: dang it! I'm sick, I guess I have to call into work to tell them I won't be there

theatre kids: IAMNOTSICK IAMNOTSICK IAMNOTSICK

SR: "I'm gonna go eat my cocanie, see you at lunch"

MS, checking her watch: "oh, I think my cat's dying"

me, walking into the costume room for the first time this school year: "It's like the first breath of fresh air in months!!"

SR, KR, KP, and I: *make a "vertical panic pile"*

Note: a "panic pile" is a theatre tradition of a bunch of us laying on the floor in an overlapping pile when we get stressed

I love that I can be Spot and Crutchie

the newsies as things my friends have said

jack: "I'm just simultaneously too stupid and too smart."

katherine: "do you feel like I called you out? good 'cause I did."

david: "guys I got manipulated by a six year old the other day."

les: "what if, after high school, I just became a clown."

crutchie: "last time I wore my bandana, everyone kept asking if I was in a gang. I just like bandanas, calm down."

race: "you best call me Tom, because I'm about to do some foolery."

spot: "I don't want to be endearing. I want to be feared."

me: YOU CAN'T FIST FIGHT THE COUNTER

me: WHY DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS

honored to represent our queen Inej

the Crows as things my friends have said:

kaz: "what are we doing? I wasn't paying attention, I was too busy scheming."

inej: "he was terrified of me because he thought I tried to murder him and I wasn't gonna stop him from believing that."

jesper: "my summer aesthetic is otter pop."

wylan: "I was gonna fact check it, and then I forgot, and now it's been two months, so--"

nina: "I just need more food because I'm a gluttonous little beast."

matthias: "You disgust and amaze me at the same time."

CL (RIP) & JR (RIP): *threaten my grumpy bear plush for "all [his] secrets"*

me: I think I'm dying you guys

CL (RIP): That's ok- that's bad

me: dID YOU JUST ALMOST SAY THAT'S OK

CL (RIP): YES BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT'S NOT OK