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Mr. machete as a girl😍😍

Knife Kid such a pester sometimes (all the time), but they are not doing this on purpose actually. Just acting without thinking >< Mrs.Chain is character of @maxinkress :** she's such a mommy umm

Just recently played through Homicipher - it was a good game. The whole mechanic of slowly piecing together the language was really fun, and the characters are simple- but pretty cool and interesting for having dialogue hindered by a language barrier and seemingly broken speech even when largely deciphered. Mr. Gap is probably my favorite at the moment.

Though I think it says a lot about me that I immediately thought of Zack when I saw Mr. Machete- and the fact that I’m now rapidly thinking of crossover scenarios…

If they did meet- to Mr. Machete, Zack would just be a smol human, an oddly respectable one that can stab and yell funny. And Ray would just be an even smaller human. Really boring though. Shame the funny man doesn’t seem to let him stab her.

Mr Crawling would immediately make it his goal to make Ray genuinely smile/have fun as soon as he sees the dead corpse energy she exudes. But he quickly realizes that that might not be as daunting as as task he originally assumed to be as Ray is morbid as all hell, and all he needs to do is trail her for a bit before she sees something in this horrid haunted place that piques her interest and he encourages her to have fun with it. (Zack watches with a disgusted look in the corner as Ray teaches Mr. Crawling to sew dolls with her)

Of course Ray would be the one actively making an effort to understand the language - and Zack would probably reluctantly pick up a few words here and there if only from the fact that he’s forced to overhear Ray and Mr. Crawling chatting it up all the time.

Zack would hate Mr. Gap specifically with all his heart- I can feel it in my bones.

What Homicipher character you simp for says about you

Mr. Crawling: You (probably) initially were weirded out by him, but then you switched up faster than a light switch and now believe he's a lovesick puppy

Scarletella: You like yanderes way too much and you have an obscene amount of...certain material. He's also definitely not the only yandere you simp for

Mr. Gap: You're someone who likes peeping toms

Mr. Hood: You just want someone who's chill and won't cause too many problems. Plus, faces are unattractive to you.

Mr. Silvair: You like handsome and distant men that would likely abandon you

Mr. Machete: You're a masochist who wants a guy to kill you. There's also a chance you're a Bakugou simp

Mr. Chopped: You think bratty characters are hot even though you'd find them annoying in real life

Mr. Masque: You probably had a crush on Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon when you were a kid. Who knows? Maybe you still like him

Mr. Wheelchair: You like men who can't run away from you

Mr. Stitch: You want to be kidnapped and you probably have some affliction relating to Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas

Ms. Bride: You fall for women who show you any semblance of kindness. Plus, faces are unattractive to you

Ms. Blue: You want a clingy girlfriend who would bombarde your phone every minute you don't look at her

Mr. Human: You're either basic or sane. Hard to tell which one at times

Hairdresser: You crush on people who physically appear as the portrait of your will to live

Mr. Huge face: Other girls say they want a man to be over 6 feet. You want a guy who's taller than Goliath. Hard to tell if you have a death wish or not

The Painting: ...G...Get therapy please, why would you---

Adami Adashino: You either like how much aura she exudes, or you want a girl to kill you

Masterlist

homicipher.

tag guide: 🎀 = fluff 💣 = angst 🧸 = comfort ❤️‍🔥 = nsfw

mr crawling:

first kiss - 🎀

pampering - 🎀/🧸

scarletta ending (reactions) - 🎀

first time - ❤️‍🔥

mr scarletta:

(coming soon)

mr silvair:

scarletta ending (reactions) - 🎀

mr chopped:

scarletta ending (reactions) - 🎀

mr hood:

scarletta ending (reactions) - 🎀

mr gap:

scarletta ending (reactions) - 🎀

(more coming, requests r open)

1:18 pm. 12/06/2024. @i90o3.