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Mr. Bonzo fans how we feeling

shitpost tma version almost all of them were drawn in june when i was stressed about college and needed a way to relax, so I started drawing these silly things

brits, are you okay?

let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.

Going off of each episode so far, here's my current prediction for the S2 finale...

...I'm not sure if it's spoilers or not. Better safe than sorry, iykyk

Actions and consequences are like a cocked guillotine

I feel tumblr would enjoy this drawing I did

Mr Bonzo.

i was going on a rant about mr bonzo and his story (ig?), talking about how he's skin and bones and at the end of my rant i said lowkey smash and my friend ( @witchinatree ) did a sigh at me

How could Jonathan sims and Alexander J. Newall do this to me, I was so excited :(

So my friend got me into The Magnus Protocols and so far I love it

The only thing I can headcanon about it though is that Mr. Bonzo is a twink

I hate mr. Bonzo here have body shaming ver of him /joke idk how to make him accurately so i just did this

Also

Idk if their two other face is connected to the head or not but uh just wip i probably will cancel

@imogen-eye forgive me i need this for a moment :)

bonzoposting

god mr bonzo is so babygirl

early magnus episode!!

bonzo joke

headcanon that when his face opens it reveals a slightly smaller mr blobby face

also holy shit poor gwen. from the date of the case it can be discerned that the groom was probably the name found in the letter. seeing the results of her actions (in a situation where she had NO IDEA WHAT SHE WAS DOING) must have fucked her up severely. and then, of course, there was the fact that she grew up to some extent on mr bonzo. very wacky

also also sam and celia!!! ack!

predictions for episode 11?

personally i think it would be really neat if there were at least a passing reference to one mr peter lukas

also mr bonzo is gonna make out sloppy style with needles jonny told me himself trust

it’s been several days already but the fellas at rusty quill are going to face my wrath for the events of april 1st, 2024.

since mr bonzo is uncredited i have no choice but to believe he’s voiced by ben meredith doing his david 7 voice

i had a date today and my partner set the condition that if i use the words mr bonzo once she would strangle me

so i used the words he who must not be named

GRAHHHHHHH I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM

Has anyone looked closely at the cover art for the Bonzo Theme? i swear there are photos hidden on it but i can’t make out what is on them

(bonzo theme cover art under the cut)

Jonny really said "you clowns should listen to an hour of clown music today" huh...

When I tell you this has altered my brain chemistry and I'm not even halfway through. If you are going to read any jonmartin fic let it be this one

MR BONZOS ON HIS WAY, HE WANTS TO STAY, HE WANTS TO PLAY

Just re-listened to MAGP 10 and am I the only one who hears whispering as [ERROR] gets out?

It’s quiet but I swear it’s there behind the water sounds.

The only word I can hear clearly is “ethra” but I have no idea what it could be. Another language maybe?

Idk, it’s not in the transcript but I’m certain it’s there

Before it comes back from hiatus tomorrow, here are my thoughts on the first ten episodes of MAGP

- ship Sam and Celia

- Gwen is my favourite, love her so much, date me please

- also love Colin, love a Scotsman

- Lena is chill, major Elias vibes

- love the big clown guy Mr Bonzo, he’s great

- GERRY AND GERTRUDE?

- Gwen, Colin, and Sam are my favourites