Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Parr, looking at a cat lying down: Meow meow’s dead. Meow meow get up. Nah he dead.
*cat moves*
Ah shit meow meow, I thought you were dead.
Game show host: Name a yellow fruit.
Sleep Deprived Cathy: Orange. *immediately cringes*
Kitty: I think I know more about American Girl Dolls then you do, genius.
We love a sassy queen
Anne: I’m not sure that I had faith in religion before I had a double decker taco. Like, that can’t of been an accident, it was made by god.
An actual thing said by my teacher
Also yes, I’m aware she was religious, I just think she’d like Taco Bell.
Cathy: Y’all see this bed? It’s soft. It’s comfortable. I’m about to lay down and stay down.
Katherine: Poppin’ some pills! Just kidding... they’re just tic tacs
I said this and it gives me “blazin’!” Vibes
Cleves: Hey bro, can I get a sip of water?
Anne: It’s not water.
Cleves: Ah vodka, I like your style bro. Nice-
Anne: It’s vinegar.
Cleves: HA, what?
Anne: It’s vinegar, pussy.
Kitty: *Takes sip of Aragon’s beer*
Aragon: Katherine Howard! I’m gonna beat your ass.
Anne: *falls through roof*
Kitty: Hey Anne.
Anne: Hey Kitty.
The Queens learning world history: So I am confusion. Why is this one Kansas but this one is not Ar-Kansas. America explain! Explain!what do you mean it’s Ar-ken-sah!!
Kitty, drunk: I smell like beef. I smell like beef. I smell like beeef!
Parr, done with everyone’s shit in the show: When there’s to much drama at school, all you gotta do is walk away-ay-ay
*someone hates on queens*
Cleves: I said whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho.
Aragon: There’s only one thing worse then a rapist. *pulls paper out of the way*
Anne: A child!
Aragon: NO-!
The entire first half of the show:
Anne: I’m still not sure why Howard and Parr are even here.
Katherine: Did they just say our names?
Cathy: Don’t be stupid.
Cleves: What up I’m Anna, I’m German, and I was never fucking taught how to speak English!!!
She’s petty
Katherine, behind a door and into a microphone: Hi, my name is Katherine. *opens door* What’s your favorite dinner food?
Anne to literally anyone while they’re competing: alright let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m gonna go first; I hate you.
Anna: Hey guys. on this New Years Eve, I’d just like to remind everyone how blessed and appreciated I am.
Jane: When we go into this restaurant you are twelve.
Katherine: Mum, I am 19!
Waiter: And would you like a kids menu?
Katherine, crying: Yes I do.
Katherine while crushing on Cleves: Hehehehe. Hehehehehe. Anna!
This specifically applies to Aimie and Genesis’ Katherine and Anna
Boleyn: Remember one time I liked you?
Aragon: No.
Boleyn: Good, ‘cause never happened.
Aragon: Aw..
Boleyn: HAHA! *middle finger* ho!
Sorry Aralyn shippers😂
Anne: Aragon, look! It’s the good kush!
Aragon: This is the dollar store. How good can it be?
Death itself: You ready to fucking die?!
The Queens: I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me!
Jane taking the others to the store: Put that candy back, I'm not buying you all that mess. *gets hit in face with candy* Try me!
Anne: Just stick with me because I know so much Italian. Gelato, margarita, ravioli...
Cathy: Anne, we’re in Spain.
Parr: *meditating because she's cool like that*
Anne: *runs past* my poop is coming!
Parr: *exasperated*
Katherine: Hey Mum, say "who want lasagna?"
Jane: Who want lasa-*runs into counter*
The Queens at historians: Why the fuck you lying? Why you always lying? Hmmm, oh my god. Stop fucking lying.