Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
"Its because Leroy invented Christmas."
"No keep passing it, I'm sure all of the saxophones could use mutes."
"Please dont get that lost in your tuba that would be a bad way to start the season."
"BooBiES!!!!1!11!"
"I am music :)"
"I have to play pEePeE!!!"
"All bassoons are required to wear cool socks."
“He’s still my boyfriend he just doesn’t know that yet....”
“YeAH that’s right its gAY”
"I'm just saying that if a clarinet and a trumpet had a child..."
"nO like if they had an affair but then they broke up"
"WHY HAS NO ONE SEEN MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE? SHUT U P"
"No, you cannot challenge her, you play different instruments."
"we play jesus party"
"Your paper looks like Danger Days threw up on it what did you dO?"
"Wht tf is there a tub of cheese balls in the band room?"
"Our band is concerning."
"My arm is too fat"
"I'm surrounded by JeWs"
"No, Pauline is short for Susan."
"Ok which symbol- OH the gay one :)"
"You guys sound like a wet, soggy potato chip."
"Why are the sousas all twerking with their sousas around their waists?"
"You all like soggy potato chips?"
"I like soup!"
"Is squad zero people the people who dont have their instruments?"
"You're going to eggplant arent you."
"I want a peach."
"Hold me back, sir."
"I'm moist."
"Look out for the puddle of suffering."
"mY sOcKs aRe dAMp"
"I RAN AND IT WAS A MISTAKE."
"The puddle is suffering, death is going inside and still walking in water because it's in your shoes."
"I want to kermit go home."
"(Trumpet) LOOKS LIKE AN ANTELOPE"
"We must discuss those two's removal from the trumpet party."
"You have to be a big tittie"
"WE NEED TO GO TO W A R"
"WhY are you a bIRd?"
"Its a weed cookie!"
"I am magenta and therefore I dont exist."
"I. AM. A. SHRUB."
"Oh god, they're forming a circle."
"Its crop top season!"
"I ate a small child. I'm not sorry."
"Theres pot brownies by the trumpet tree!"
"Cooking class contraband - you cant bring in premade cookies"
“You haven’t tried either and therefore you are nothing.”
“AAAAHHH MY FAMILY!” -Alumni
“Give us the tinfoil, we’re making a wall.”
"I can see the shit stain on the back of your pants."
"Hippity hoppity, all of your family is now my property."
"CHOO CHOO!"
"Band directors dont eat."
"WHAT ARE YOU AN ANIMAL?!"
"You're actually f**king Jesus!"