Mallek Adalov - Blog Posts

I haven't played friendsim yet but I already know that Mallek is my favorite character! He is best boi. Also side note; drawing digitally is super hard. Especially when you're drawing on mobile without a stylus. =~=

😊✨ My love

What's your opinion on Mallek?

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Victory Spoils

Mallek Adalov x Male!Reader

When you made this bet you had phrased it as a half joke. Nothing serious, easily waved off as two immature idiots having a go at each other. A ‘winner takes all’ type of deal, hell you figured Mallek would forget the original bet after a few rounds. 

Empty chip bags littered the ground, their shiny surfaces only illuminated by the glow of the TV as Mallek destroyed you at COD. You were half convinced he was cheating, Call of Duty wasn’t even an Alternian game. That was why you’d picked it. In all your years on Alternia you hadn’t found a single troll equivalent that wasn’t flarping. Which- terrifying honestly. With troll’s propensity for violence you figured COD would have had its debut on a planet like this. But it hadn’t and so you had ignorantly assumed this would be the game you’d beat Mallek at. 

“There is no possible way you aren’t cheating!” You shouted barely maintaining your grip on the controller not to throw it across the room as you threw your arms in the air. How was he this good at it? He had to be cheating there was no way-

“Maybe you just suck at this dude.” He shrugged teasingly, a grin spreading across his face as you spluttered indignantly. 

Glaring up at him from where you’d taken the floor and a pillow to get comfy you only grew more enraged by his clear enjoyment of your loss. 

“Bullshit! How are you good at this?! COD isn’t even on Alternia!”

“Ha!” He laughed, “You call this ‘COD’? That = ridiculous. Start the next round.” 

“Oh fuck you.” You snapped turning back to the screen. With your back to him you missed the way Mallek seemed to zero in on the game with a single minded focus that would have been terrifying to be on the receiving end of. You had no idea what you’d just dangled in front of him with your bet, and how could you? He’d been nothing but careful in making sure you had no idea. 

You were his robobuddy after all.

He’d entertained round after round of this game, ruthlessly tearing through enemies in a way that would have brought a tear of pride to The Empress herself. In the beginning he’d briefly entertained the thought of letting you win a round or two, just to prolong the inevitable, but it died in the face of your clear indignation at being thwarted in your own playing field. Now he was simply driving the losses home with each and every win he stacked up. 

Groaning in defeat you tossed the controller aside. The bet entirely forgotten as you grumbled and pouted to no one in particular. 

“Damn. I guess I’ll have to find another game to beat you at, huh Mallek?” You hummed, regaining some of your cheer as you stood and stretched out your back. It popped satisfyingly as you bent yourself nearly in half. Behind you Mallek was unusually silent.

“Mallek?” You questioned turning towards him in concern. In a flash you found yourself pinned under him to the couch. 

“I win.” He hummed, settling himself between your legs contentedly. Stretching himself out like a snake as he got comfortable you could only blink up at him in momentary confusion.

“Uh, yeah..?”

Mallek’s smile was snake-like as he stared down at you and it took more strength of will than you were comfortable with not to shift in arousal. God you hoped you weren’t about to pop a boner that would be beyond awkward. You felt like prey and not in the scary ‘you’re going to die way’ either. He settled further on top of you, arms bracketing your head as he continued staring. Swallowing thickly you found yourself staring back at him. 

“Remember your little bet?” He asked leaning down further, it took a minute for your brain to catch up. Breath caught in your lungs and eyes wide you attempted to back up only to realize how futile it was when you were already pressed into the couch. 

“Oh-,” There were about fifty excuses you could think of off the top of your head.

Every last one of them fled the minute Mallek said those next little words that sealed your fate completely. 

“I’m gonna own you.” 

Thank you to everyone slowly trickling into my inbox with requests. I love you all even if it's taking me literal years to get shit posted. I love being able to pop into my inbox and see more requests its honestly so fun. I'm slowly working on your guys' requests when I get the free time so keep sending more!

So far I've been working on:

Professor Kukui smut. Not an x reader but honestly it's such a lovingly detailed absolutely filthy request I can't wait to get it posted.

Standoffish!Reader x Gamzee

Marvus x Reader fluff. It's so sweet guys!

Mallek x Reader one-shot. Not specified the ask just says "Mallek x Reader pls?".

TMNT!Mikey x Artist!Reader

Platonic!Quicksilver x Reader. ANON IDK YOU BUT WE ARE KISSING. KISSING I TELL YOU.

Nightcrawler x Reader request that was literally just "I'm here to enable you. Give me a Nightcrawler x Reader so indulgent you wouldn't even show your friends." I think it is the same anon who sent the platonic Quicksilver request and I want you to know we're married now. The honeymoon draws near. I am signing over all my wordly assets amen.

Mors Speaks

One of these days I'm just gonna go feral and write self indulgent X Reader fics of my favs but Marvus simps are still here and must be fed. They are appreciated deeply but this is not a Marvus only blog and I am one free moment away from screaming into the abyss about my favs. Which probably won't get as many likes or reblogs but they're self indulgent for a reason lol. But worry not because I am always taking requests and asks for writing especially because the ideas thrown my way are serotonin in these crazy ass times.

LIGHTSVERSE MASTERLIST

I finally figured out the links thing and feel like a born again idiot lmao. I’ll try and keep this updated as it progresses!

PART 1

 https://morsartis.tumblr.com/post/637540536742543360/lights-part-1

PART 2

https://morsartis.tumblr.com/post/637560034518302720/lights-part-2

PART 3

https://morsartis.tumblr.com/post/639353903581888512/lights-part-3

PART 4

https://morsartis.tumblr.com/post/670139166780260352/lights-part-4

[image description 1/2: while Chixie is performing on stage, Elwurd says to Zebruh, "I'd call you a simp, but I simp her too". Zebruh is flabbergasted. / end ID 1. / ID 2/2: Mallek laughs saying, "yeah I'm a simp. s = super, i = into, m = mechanical, p = parts!" / end of image descriptions.]

friendsimp

[text sources: "Mary Bean" under a Samantha Lux video, and "It's me, 33" under a remix of sexy back by justin timberlake mixed with the home depot song, on youtube]

[image description 1/ 3: Diemen is in the meat freezer, holding a hot dog. there is a text box next him that says "(flirting)". Diemen says, to the hot dog, "you look so biteable today". / end of ID 1.

ID 2/3: Mallek is holding MC while shouting "I can fix him! (my robot parter who needs technical repairs)" / end of ID 2.

ID 3/3: Kuprum and Folykl are in their usual ally by the dumpster. Folykl says "sorry bro, I can't hang out today. I used up all my mana." / end image descriptions.]

I think the arrow kinda looks like Mallek's snake lusus, who I like to call Mr Noodle. I am now picturing him pointing himself towards something, turning his head, and unhinging his jaw, just to point at something.

...okay, who wants a fanfic?

[text sources: fanghusband-remade, imagineyourfo, and beeword]

!!!!!

cool sweater

[image description: Nihkee is in her work-out dungeon. a box of text says in asterisks "pirate woman on sixteen hundreds tinder voice". Nihkee says "aye they call me the peg... and not because of me fake leg." cut to Mallek and Elwurd talking. Mallek says "d'you think it be because her Christian name be Margaret?" Elwurd says "oh, lad. I s'pect you be too naive for the likes of her." / end of ID]

if y'all couldn't tell by now, I like pirates.

[text sources: peniswakt (who is deactivated) and nudityandnerdery on tumblr]

flattering

elwurd: why doesn’t bronya find me sexy when i bite my Lip?

mallek: what do you look like when you bite your lip?

elwurd: *bites Lip*

mallek: ...have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

I walked through my house at 1:12 am to photograph some potatoes because I wanted a background for Charun and I couldn't find an official one that fit the text. it was all for you.

I've gotten better at editing on my phone! it took a lot of headaches to get here. but now you get to see Zebruh in his true from: a pop-up ad.

isolated potato photo here:

[text sources: milfiero, sapphicseance, vamprisms, and gay-bitchdisease on tumblr]

heh heh bugs

[text source: dreams_of_slothes on twitter]

I drew the toothbrushes myself with a mouse lmao. I was totally gonna make Mallek's teeth shiny, but I couldn't figure out to make it work.

[text sources: philsadelphia on twitter, and deverified and essentiallyjesus on tumblr]

Happy pride month, folks!!!!

(text sources: JoeJohnsonIce, arthoedotcom, loopusOMG, and inknose on twitter)

Some life advice for aspiring young punks!

(text source: onlyfoolsandvikings and melonfucker4)

Assorted singular ones!

(text sources: MYS3CR3TCRUSh on twitter, and religiousmom, dankmemeking, and sinnlosekunst on tumblr)

(text source: punlich and kiloueka on tumblr)