Kenma Smau - Blog Posts

➥ you reply “who’s this?” to them.

SUMMARY. how the haikyuu setters would react to you responding “who’s this?” to them.

PAIRINGS. fem!reader x miya atsumu, fem!reader x kageyama tobio, fem!reader x kouzume kenma, fem!reader x oikawa tooru, fem!reader x akaashi keiji.

GENRE. fluff, angst (?), crack, boyfriend!smau.

a/n: i literally don’t know what this is or why i came up with it, but i’ve been wanting to do some hq texts for a long time, so… hope u like it ;)

一 (#) 𝐌𝐈𝐘𝐀 𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐔!

一 (#) 𝐊𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐘𝐀𝐌𝐀 𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐎!

一 (#) 𝐊𝐎𝐔𝐙𝐔𝐌𝐄 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐌𝐀!

一 (#) 𝐎𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐖𝐀 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐑𝐔!

一 (#) 𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐊𝐄𝐈𝐉𝐈!

Chapter 5: ❝Shut up Kuroo!❞

Um. Im a liar. Interactive is hard af. So. 😜 call me kokichi ouma from how much i lie [proud]

pairings: kenma x gn reader!!

slight filler ig

kuroo being freaky ig

masterlist | next chapter !!

Kenma sighed and put his phone down. Every time either Fukunaga or Inuoka start to say that he and Y/n are dating it makes him annoyed whenever you said you weren't. He knows you aren't dating but still. It hurts when it sounds like your crush doesn't like the idea of being with you. Kuroo's annoying ass wasn't helping by knocking on his window. "Baby it's cold outsideeeee... let me in please Kenma... I was just playing... only Lia was gonna be oiled up... not you baby girl." Kuroo whined from the outside of Kenma's window.

Kenma groaned closed his curtains and hid under his covers. "Kenma!! Stop ignoring me! Please!" Kuroo whined louder. Kenma sighed and covered his ears with his pillow. He wishes you were here since you always knew how to get Kuroo to stop whenever he was being annoying. Thankfully, you were able to call so he called you and the first thing you said was "Kacchan! You can't be calling me so... randomly!" in a really good Izuku Midorya impression.

"Shut up..." Kenma said with an annoyed tone of voice but you knew he was just playing. "My bad gang. So what's up?" You asked with a chuckle. "Kuroo's being annoying... make him go away," Kenma mumbled before putting you on speaker and putting you next to the window. You cleared your voice before speaking. "Hey... you better leave my kitten alone you omega."

"Sorry alpha!" Kuroo said before leaving as he thought he bothered Kenma enough for one day. "Yeah... anyway! What else is going on Kenken?" You ask him fixing your position on your bed keeping the phone to your ear. "Nothing. I was going to play Animal Crossing later. You wanna join me?" He said grabbing his Nintendo to start up Animal Crossing. "Oooh. Count me in!" You said happily grabbing your Nintendo and starting animal crossing. You both ended up playing for around 3 hours.

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This is lowkey filer bit i promise chat the next xhapter will be moving forward 😝

Chapter 4: ❝You what?! PT 2❞

this is like... the only chapter with just writing so... heh... beware :3

Pairings: Kenma x GN reader

masterlist | next chapter!

"Hey."

Kenma muttered from behind you. You jumped up a bit in surprise and looked away from your phone. "You're gonna give me a heart attack, Kenma! " you said with a sigh, pocketing your phone again. "Let's go inside. I saw the menu, and everything looks amazing!" You said, taking his arm and dragging him inside the cafe.

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"I don't get it," Kenma said looking at your hand movements. "It's a giraffe!" You said giving up as Kenma sighed and tilted the phone up looking at his score. You and him were playing the game 'Charades!' in the cafe while they waited for their food. "You're terrible at this game you know." You snicker looking at his terrible score. "Shut up..." Kenma muttered. "Okay, my turn!" You say taking the phone and choosing a category before placing it on your head.

Kenma groaned and made a poor hand gesture. "Princess and the Frog!" You guessed and Kenma looked shocked and nodded. You cheered and tilted the phone down signaling you got it correct. After the game, Kenma looked at your score and groaned. "How are you so good at this..." He muttered feeling competitive. "Heh... I'm just alpha like that." You said with a chuckle and put your phone away as the treats you both ordered came.

"You should eat more than apple pie, you know." You're looking at his order. You should eat less biggie, Kenma retorted with a small smirk on his face. You looked offended and scoffed. "Alright. I am NOT Lev," you said with a scoff. Kenma snickered and hid his smile with his hand. "You sound like Yaku," Kenma said with a small smile. "I would hope so, I'm his cousin." You say with rolled eyes.

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"Why did Kuroo ask me for ten dollars?" Kenma asked looking at his phone. You both went out to the arcade after the cafe to hang out. Currently, you both were on a shooter game but Kenma got distracted by Kuroo texting him. "I knew his broke ahh isn't paying me back." You said taking Kenma's gun and shooting it so they could win the game.

"Why does he have to pay you back?" Kenma asked and snatched the gun back and continued to play. "We made a bet on who would ask out who first. Him or Lia. I said Lia because I love her and I won." You explained. Kuroo had a girlfriend from Fukurodani, Lia, who was one of the managers. She was also Akaashi's cousin. You both went to the same middle school and kept in touch!

"That's his fault. He's a pussy." Kenma said with a scoff. You couldn't help but snort. "You're not wrong.." You said with a snicker. While you hadn't noticed, Kenma had a small smile on his face and a tiny bit of blush. He thought you looked stunning. He wishes he could grow a pair of balls and just tell you how he feels. But like Kuroo he's a pussy.

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"Are they still playing?" A girl with a cap and sunglasses asked the boy in front of her covering their faces with menus. The boy shook his head. "Nope. They're making their way inside now." He said side-eyeing Kenma and Y/n. The girl nodded and hid her face with the menu when Kenma looked over.

'Are they serious? Do they think I'm that stupid?' Kenma asked himself staring at the duo with a deadpan. Of course, Lia and Kuroo would follow them. The both of them are nosey as hell. He sighed and turned his attention back to you. "We got enough to get the huge cat squishmallow!" You said happily.

Since first year you both wanted the huge cat squishmallow in the arcade. So you both saved up enough points to get it. Today was the day! "Finally..." Kenma said with a small smile. "Come on be more excited!" You said shaking him by the shoulders as he groaned and let himself be shook.

Kuroo snickered and Lia smacked his hand discreetly. He was going to get them caught! Kuroo made a quiet pained noise and glared at his girlfriend before putting his attention back on you and Kenma.

"Let's go! It's getting dark now." You said taking the cat plush in your hands and walking out the door. Kuroo sighed and put the menu down and Lia did the same. "And they say they aren't dating," Kuroo said with a shake of his head like a disappointed father. "Right, even Bo wasn't this dense," Lia said putting her head in the palm of her hand.

"That's insane. Well, we should get going. Shall we princess?" Kuroo said getting up and extending his hand towards Lia and helping her up. "We shall." She said with a smile before both of them walked out.

IM FINALLY DONE BRO SORRY FOR THE LONG ASS WAIT FOR THIS SHITTY ASS CHAPTER 😣

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Chapter Three: ❝You what?! PT 1❞

Y/n's first chapter and interactive!!! Yayayyaya

Pairings: Kenma x gn reader

Ft: nekoma vb team + special guests from karasuno 😱

masterlist | next chapter !!

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Tsukishima groaned at the tweet, which caused you to look over at him. "What's with you?" you asked curiously. You knew the Karasuno first years because, well, Kenma had introduced you to Shoyou, and now Shoyou had introduced you to the others, and here you are. You and Tsukishima were on call because you wanted him to help you plan your outfit.

"Nothing. But why would you screenshot my message? I thought we were FRIENDS." Tsukishima said with a sigh of fake disappointment. "You deserve it. I called you because you need to help me with my outfit." You said holding up two outfit choices.

(THIS IS YOUR FIRST CHOICE IN THIS CHAPTER!!)

On one hand, you held a casual outfit that had a few accessories (perfect for the cafe). And on the other hand, you held a more cute and simple outfit with a bit more effort put into it.

"So, option one or two?" You asked Tsukishima holding the two outfits up.

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Option One:

"That one. It seems casual enough. It ain't a date you delusional ass." Tsukishima said bored. "Alright. This one it is. I should've asked Hitoka for help. She's way nicer than you." You say putting the other outfit down and moving away from the camera to change into the outfit.

"Whatever. Oh, Tadashi's calling. Bye, loser." Tsukishim said before hanging up. You sighed and turned your phone off. You got his opinion so it's fine he hung up. Alright. It's almost time for the not-date date with Kenma!

You put your phone in your pocket (or if you picked something that has no pockets you put it in your bag!!) and grabbed your keys heading out to the cafe. You went home early because Kenma had volleyball practice and you wanted to make sure you looked presentable.

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Option Two:

"That one. It seems nice. Plus maybe you'll actually look presentable and not like a gremlin." Tsukishima said bored. "Alright. This one it is. I should've asked Hitoka for help. She's way nicer than you." You say putting the other outfit down and moving away from the camera to change into the outfit.

"Whatever. Oh, Tadashi's calling. Bye, loser." Tsukishim said before hanging up. You sighed and turned your phone off. You got his opinion so it's fine he hung up. Alright. It's almost time for the not-date date with Kenma!

You put your phone in your pocket (or if you picked something that has no pockets you put it in your bag!!) and grabbed your keys heading out to the cafe. You went home early because Kenma had volleyball practice and you wanted to make sure you looked presentable.

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GET CLIFFHANGED LOSERS (this isn't because I got lazy and wanted to post this...)

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Chapter Two: ❝Animal Crossing!❞

Pairings: Kenma x gn reader

ft: nekoma vb team (again ig...)

Warnings: A LOT of brainrot

masterlist | next chapter

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Kenma and you had been playing animal crossing for a couple of hours now. You were supposed to be hanging out with Inu and Shiba but you got a text from Kenma asking if you could play so obviously you said yes.

"Did... you just take MY bark," Kenma said moving his character to look at yours. "Erm... no!" You say taking out your net before moving your character to go get bugs. Kenma sighed and went to cut down another tree.

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

Kenma's phone was buzzing with notifications while he was on a call with you. "Woah! Mr. Popular over here!" You teased him. You could practically hear his eye roll. "Shut up. It's just Kuroo DMing me on Twitter to unblock him so he can call me." Kenma said ignoring the notifications. "You still have him blocked? What did bro do?" You asked with a snicker finding the fact Kenma still had Kuroo blocked amusing.

"I forgot I had him blocked," Kenma said as you chuckled. "Sounds like you." You say with a smile as Kenma hides in his hoodie to hide the fact his ears are red. "Yeah..." He said before you both fell into a comfortable silence while the two of you played.

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omg does anyone have any good COMPLETED anime smaus?? like haikyuu, jjk, mha, kny, tokyo rev?? i will literally take ANYTHING. i’ve been trying to find completed smaus for the past week and i NEED more😭😭 some1 pls help me out🙏🙏