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hold the flippety fuck up

kurtbastian good omens au???

I dont like you fun I dont like you either

we're not friends I dont even like you

FUCK

okay so I'm basing this completely off that

and obviously you would tweak the character points and storyline

kurt would be up in heaven quietly cursing gabriel under his breathe. when gabriel asks aziraphale to get in shape, he instead asks kurt to change the outfit to something less flashy and more appropriate for war

and seb would be sneaking around hell, trying to avoid hastur and ligur because last time they made fun of his popped collar and choice in sunglasses. he would also go round mucking up simple court cases and annoying the hell out of county councils

okay but like this could work

Kurt?

Hi! I did Kurt in a post earlier but I’m proud of this one so here it is again!

Kurt’s mom was absolutely Aphrodite. He doesn’t have charmspeak but he definitely has some of the natural beauty of Aphrodite kids. His “powers” also somewhat come from Aphrodite’s origin as a war goddess. Really all he can do is leave a battle/sing-off without a hair out of place. Sometimes he gets upset at how useless his powers feel compared to others, but he still loves his mom and he and Burt always knew who she was.

And I’ll add more on because yes. Most of the kids in the Aphrodite cabin never bullied him for being gay because they understand that love is love, but a lot of them were very petty about the fact that he was competition. When they were younger teens they probably helped some of the bullies break into his stuff. On a happier side of things the perfume thing is still a thing in this universe. And it was a gift from Aphrodite. It’s infused with mist so Kurt could use the perfume to stay with his father longer before going to CHB and so he can go back during the school year. The monster attacks aren’t great for his heart but he joined a support group for parents of demigods and that’s where he met Carole!