Jackieboy Man - Blog Posts

I know I’m kinda late to the party but here’s a good ol’ Jackieboy for ya! I also tried to go for a more different style than I’m used to. 

@therealjacksepticeye

Okay, this idea just came into my head and now it's like a plague that haunts my mind.

Imagine

The "Ipliers" and the "jse"'s are somehow all in one meeting place, it's a very rare moment where they are all there to discuss business or something else that is extremely important. One of them had brought snacks for everyone else (probably one of the "jse"'s), and they knew how much Mark likes Talkies. So they brought enough for all of the "Ipliers", so while everyone is talking business. They are also eating, so you can imagine the look of disgust and horror at the sight of all of the "Ipliers" 'eating' Talkies in the most horrific way.

The "Ipliers" have no idea why they are freaking out, so while they are trying to communicate every few seconds you can hear/see a Talkie dropping to the table. At this point, the "jse"'s are practically in TEARS. They end up just giving the "Ipliers" whatever they wanted, just so they would STOP and go away.

IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE? NO! IT'S JACKIE-boyman...?

Oldie but goodie, our friendly neighbourhood trans hero

@therealjacksepticeye

Racing Pigeon

Chase felt the wind batter his face and he zipped through the woods. He knew he was ahead in the race, wings beating quickly, tucking in to get through spots that where to tight for others racers through giving a head up during races. He was from a family of racing pigeon and wore his dad’s green race suit which fit him like a glove, a small skull embroidered on it.

He caught his wing on a branch and a grey father fell off his wing and a curse brushed his lips, this was a world wide known race, he was still shocked he made it this far. The wind whistled in his ears as he continued to swerve through the trees, heart hammering in his chest.

He didn’t expect what happened next.

A branch fell onto him. A big heavy mass of wood fell on him, a world class racer. He let out a yelp and felt a wing crack when the branch hit him causing him to plummet and pinning him to the floor, pain shooting through is body like hot, white fire. He took a few ragged breaths and tried to move. He couldn’t.

His breathing became faster as he started to worry, he could not seem to be able to get enough air in his lungs. His eyes watered and lungs stung. He wriggled and squirmed but was unable to move as each twitch of the muscles in his back sent waves of pain across his body. What if he couldn’t fly again? How would his family react, How would his Dad react? A Brody unable to fly, it would be a disgrace!

Something wet rolled down his face as he tried to hold himself still, still unable to breath his vision was going as fuzzy as his thoughts, black spots popping up. He couldn’t hear the surroundings, it was as if he was underwater, everything seemed so quite, so, distant. Breaths short and sharp and felt cold and painful, his head pounded. A sob escaped his throat at some point. He was alone, who would find him here? Was he going to die? He didn’t want to die. Thoughts swirled, he was scared, so   bloody   scared.

Then he noticed some movement. It was’t an animal, too big, well he hoped it wasn’t an animal because he couldn’t think of anything that big that was nice. It was dressed in a red t-shirt and dark beige shorts. He looked confused as if he had just walked upon him and a small determined frown appeared on his face

“Hey, I’m gonna try and move this branch, you think you can move?” 

Chase nodded quickly, the sooner  was off the better. The man came closer and chase noticed his short trimmed beard and mustache, His wings where neatly tucked and a woody brown, lighter on the underside. The man put two hands under the branch.

“Okay, 1, 2 ,3, GO!” The man lifted and Chase wiggled from underneath as the man dropped it on the dirt, both of them panting “Hey... I’m Jackie” the man- Jackie said.

“I’m chase, thanks” His voice was hoarse and weak with exhaustion and pain. His wing was bent awkwardly as the line of black feathers was no longer solid or straight. Jackie reached into a leather messenger bag slung over his shoulder and took out a water bottle and passed it to him.

“What you doing out here? I normally never see anyone when I go berry picking” Jackie asked as Chase took long swigs of water. 

“I was racing, taking a shortcut” He said between sips. “Guess I missed the time to get to the checkpoint” he let out a weak laugh, Jackie just frowned. “What are you anyway?”

“A robin, why?” the other man had stood up

“Wait, a robin, how did you lift that branch?” Chase eyes widened. The other man just shrugged.

Finally Chase stood up, ignored the pain that shot down his back and looked round. All he could see was trees for miles but he had a sense of the direction he needed to go, he was a pigeon after all. The other man looked at him. “Want to get outta here?”

“Yeah” Chase replied, he had enough of forests today.

The septic boys in all their body less glory

Here is a boy, I made this boy, he came from my creative cavity, take good care of him, for he is my son

This is hilarious 😂

I'm sorry.

Happy Birthday JackieBoyMan! The Best Superhero Ever! 

He Supports Trans Rights, Gay Rights and Helps Stop Fights!

@therealjacksepticeye

Things that mean different things in my different fandoms:

Puppets:

For Thomas it's a happy learning moment

For Mark it's angst time with a possibility of death

For Jack it's just a scary, scary death

2.Dark sides:

For Thomas, it's Virgil, Remus, and Janus

For Mark, it's Dark (The original dark side)

For Jack, it's Anti (The original glitch bitch)

3.Actors/Acting

For Thomas, it's Roman and an opportunity

For Mark, it's ‘Actor Mark’ and Manipulation

For Jack, it's what he has to do to fake cry during his projects, have you seen that?! I was stunned! Speechless!

4.Loops

Thomas’s most severe problem with loops is fruit

Mark is trapped in literal time loops and space tears in the fabric of the universe

Jack is stuck in ‘Fucking circles’ doing things ‘over and over’

5.Choices

Thomas, very calmly, goes through his choices in every episode with each of his sides

Mark doesn’t really get a choice, but you do! You get many choices

Jack really has no choice and is stuck in the middle of whatever the fuck Anti and IRIS are doing

6.Interview

Thomas’s 5 year anniversary babey!

Mark’s universe just has Wilford asking some questions

Jack, please, give Chase a break! He’s just a boy!

You see, I originally thought that too, but they are evenly matched! Almost down to the kind of sides they are!

There are six Sander sides (Roman, Logan, Patton, Virgil, Janus, and Remus)

And there are six septic egos (Jackie, Henrik, Chase, Marvin, Jameson, and Anti)

(Also, I’d pay money to see Anti and Remus fight alone)

Okay, I can’t keep this in my brain anymore, Who would win in a fight?

Sander Sides or Jacksepticeye’s Egos

@ax3-e0ns Yes, yes, wonderful. Counterpoint: Superhero. One with canonical lazervision and super strength. They also have a doctor, health advantage (also knows the quickest way to immobilize someone (at least.)) One dabbles in dark magic which will definitely throw off some of them. And all of them have some experience with knifes (in one way or another.) And I haven't even dabbled on Anti’s ability to POSSESS PEOPLE

Just some food for thought 👍

Okay, I can’t keep this in my brain anymore, Who would win in a fight?

Sander Sides or Jacksepticeye’s Egos

Okay, I can’t keep this in my brain anymore, Who would win in a fight?

Sander Sides or Jacksepticeye’s Egos

Mermaid!AU

JackieBoyMan - Ariel

Anti - Ursula

Thinking to do more disney AU's if it get an attention <3

Jackаboyman here!!

A little late to the party, but I really loved this series as well as all of the fanart that came from it. One thing people often overlooked, though, was Jack’s fear of heights, so I wanted to entertain that little detail.

Happy Birthday to the returning Irishman! Took me about an hour to draw and outline this entire page, and I only did it with pencil so I'm sorry if the quality is gone.

(Someone please tell me I'm not posting this too late pleasepleaseplease)

[Quick tag to make sure he actually sees this @therealjacksepticeye ]

HEYYYY!!! SECOND POST >:3 HAPPY (little late) BIRTHDAY TO THE BOY!

he's a special little guy! Hope you all enjoy! -River

First Post ig-thought the Tumblr community(for JSE and maybe Mark Egos) would enjoy some Jackieboy-Man fanart i did last month

so, enjoy it if you'd like! feel free to ask me about my version of the silly >:3 -River

JackieBoy Man!

@therealjacksepticeye

since I haven’t uploaded in forever have this beautiful hero man! 

I am super happy with how this turned out and my closet demon seems to agree

Henrik: Vhere zhe hell is Anti

Jackie: Hes in the vents

Mavin rolling his eyes: again

Henik: Vait Hes in zhe vents how

Chase: The fuck do you mean by again

Henrik: So, tell me who zhe fuck bit you

Jackie: I have no clue

(3 hours ago)

Jackie: Anti where the fuck are you

(Anti coming out of nowhere behind Jackie and biting his shoulder)

Jackie: There you are...

Jackie: OH GOD, HE BIT ME MOTHER FUCKER

Chase: Morning Jackie who did you sleep with

Jackie: Anti

Chase: I mean how did yo- wait WHAT

Jackie: Why is there a pile of blankets on the floor

Henrik: Anti is zleeping

Jackie: What

Henrik walking over and lifting one of the blankets up to show Anti curled up in a ball and asleep: See

Jackie: Oh

A jse ego fanfic that I might give up on or continue

"Is-is he going to be okay" Dark asked he had a worried look on his face. "Vell Wilford left in zhe snow after injuring him real bad. But he vell live." Henrik said. Dark let out a sigh of relief knowing that Anti was alive. " I'm so so sorry that this happened. I didn't think he would be so protective" " Vell dragons hybrids can be really protective with there lovers. Zo it makes sense if you want you can go see him" " I think I'll go have a talk with Wilford about this" "Alvight"

Dark vanished back to his lover while Henrik went into his clinic where the naga layed on the table with bandages on his tail, right arm, stomach, and neck. All the injures were caused by getting Wilford mad at him. Henrik lifted Anti up it was easy to pick him up with him being light but that just worried the bird doctor.

(3 hours later. Jackie's pov)

I got back after dealing with a thief I was tired since he put up a fight. " Welcome back Jackie" Chase said " Hey Chase" I said "Wanna play some games" "Nah i'm good" " What ever you say" I walked upstairs towards my room but stopped at in front of Anti's door

Should I continue???

Henrik walking in the house: I'm ho- VHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

(Marvin helping Anti who is laying on the floor after falling through the ceiling. Chase laughing at Jackie after pulling a prank on him. Jameson and Robbie just doing what they do)

Henrik: Vhy did you guys trash this place

Marvin: You left us unsupervised

Henrik: Chase I left you incharge

Chase: I was left unsupervised

Chase: So yesterday me and Anti got into a fight

Marvin: And?

Chase: I kinda said somethings that I probably shouldn't have said

Jackie: What were they

Chase: Well at some point I said that he was a good for nothing monster that deserves to be in hell

Marvin: You dumbass why would you say those things

Chase: I don't know but now now he isn't coming out of his room

Marvin: getting up I'll go talk to him

Jackie: You don't say something like that Chase

Chase: I know I don't even know what I was thinking

Jackie Seeing Anti under his bed: Anti why are you under my bed

Anti: It's Mating season

Jackie: Ok but why would you need to hide

Henrik and Chase from the living room: Oh Anti~

Jackie: You better hope they don't find you

Anti: Hey Marvin, Jackie

Marvin and Jackie: Yes love

Anti: Why is it so cold

Jackie running to get something

Marvin: How the hell are you cold

Jackie running to Anti with a bunch of blankets: Don't worry Anti I got you