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my cutie boopkins

AND THATS YELLOWJACKETS FOR YA!!!

“i hate jackie taylor” ok! have fun being boring!

the others criticized shauna for spending so much time with jackie’s corpse but i mean…. there wasn’t shit else to do in that cabin 😒

I really miss Jackie…

That kiss scene made me think of her.

YELLOWJACKETS SEASON 3 EPISODE 10 THOUGHTS (FINALE) (SPOILERS) (WHAT THE FUCK)

guys i'm scared

HANNAH GOING FULL YJ WITH THE CROSSBOW HOLY

nat crashing out at misty ofc

oh jesus thats kodi

lottie ml

THE DREAM SEQUENCES OMG

wait LOTTIE AND LOTTIE oh honey i need to hug her

the staircase dream❗❗

oh my god tai honey

TEARS IN MY EYES

NOT THE FLASHBACKS I AM CRYING

OH SHE ATE THAT

HIYA CALLIEEEE

oh why is misty there

OH WHAT

FYM 'BEFORE YOU KILLED HER'

OH MY GOD IT WAS CALLIE? i take back the walter theory guys im so sorry

It

petition for cllie to go shauna-level insane next season

OH SHIT SHE PUSHED HER

o hey jeff

HE KNOWS

i don't even know how to feel about this

oh akilah honey no NOT THE ANIMALS

wait shauna's hair is so prettyyyyyy

YOWZA it's hunt time ladies

i fear for all the brunette characters rn

evil lesbians omg

OH THEY LEFT

honestly go them

eerie lottie my fave genre

CARD TIME

'i trust whatever It wills' ooooooh scary

MARI NO MARI NO WHAT NK MAURI WHT ATGEVDUCK

WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY MEAN MARI

lottie's smile as she counts oh im sick

'MY FAVORITE THOUGHTS ARE JACKIE'S'??? OH I'M SICKKKKK

shauna at mistys house oop

'the shock of you taking responsibility for your actions just might give me a stroke' oh and she ate with that

'YOU WERE BUSY EATING YOUR EX-GIRLFRIENDS ARM'

RUN MARI PLEASE RUN

NO MARI

THATS THE DRESS

IT CAN'T BE HER

the box!

hannah knows ab the phone oh

i don't believe her if i'm being real. i don't think she wants to get out of there

lottie ml

O SHE DID IT MY POOR BABY AKILAH

akilah don't try it, lottie is jesus now

RUN MARI RUN

fuck shauna found the footprints

'mari's my friend' AHAHGHEJJDHDJAKWKWJWHDFJ

MARI RUN

o shit go melissa

LOTTIE FOUND HER

lottie can so see the future

NO

taking a break

had to go cry at my dad i'm back now (this is devastating mari was my second favorite and now i will never recover)

GO MELISSA

why couldn't you have killed her

SHE TWITCHED

crying again seeing her in the pit is horrendous

now who is tai talking to

oh it's misty

really thought they were gonna reveal another survivor at this stage of the show i am delusional

GET OUT OF HERE WALTER I STILL DON'T LIKE YOU

oh van sweetie

the close up of her face was not needed that is too personal to me

the switches between s1 and s3 are insane

whatever happens to shauna is deserved and i can't lie about that

THE NOTE WAS UNDER THE FRIDGE THE WHOLE TIME

the robes of the antler queen

IT'S MARI'S HAIR I AM SO SICK

oh 2021 shauna will go crazy next season

THEY SWITCHED CLOTHES WHERE IS NAT

MISTY'S SMIRK

oh yes nat, run free queen

OH MY GOD IT HAS SIGNAL

'I CAN HEAR YOU'

FULL CIRCLE IS CORRECT HOLOY SHIT

well this has been... fun. lots of thoughts. see you all next season!

YELLOWJACKETS SEASON 3 EPISODE 8 THOUGHTS (spoilers and it's a long one)

my only notes for the intro: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

diva misty

that is other tai istg

oh she found her glasses thank goodness

i'm probably wrong, but i feel like i can't trust kodiak idk

realest question from van

i'm advocating for tai to become the leader tbh

HI JEFF AND CALLIE MY LOVELIES

go off jeff you tell them

OH MY GOD THERE WAS A FUNERAL AN A SUICIDE NOTE? this is a crazy level of dedication and i respect it, melissa of hat fame

oh shauna looks disappointedddddd

'none of that matters to me' oooh ok

oooh they found the boys

unfortunately (or fortunately idk), i'm inclined to agree with lottie here

shauna is going crazy she's so silly

OH I GET IT tai's looking for sacrifices on the ward

alright by supergrass as they bury a man is wild i love this show so much

they cannot wait to be free they are so cute

IT'S THE NO EYED MAN I SAW HIM

melissa's tiny smile

her hand be shaking af

'and she still loves you?' 'whos lying now?' DAMNNNNN MELISSA

i love jeff

oh you tell him, callie

literally just wanna boop callie's nose that is all i ask for

THEY GOT OASIS UP IN HERE

this is the father/daughter solidarity we love to see

oh akilah's smile i am SICK

we love a good hallucination

oh we're back at the plane

oh you tell the wilderness, baby

OH WUHWOH THAT IS OTHER TAI

they're all so happy i am SICK

oh lottie sweetheart

shauna too

AND TAI HOLY SHIT

AND THAT'S THE END OF THE TEEN TIMELINE FOR THIS EP ISN'T IT

oh callie's smile i'm dead i love her so so so much

go off melissa debunking all of shauna's things

OH SHIT

OH SHE'S INSANE

great episode guys, see you next week

YELLOWJACKETS SEASON THREE EPISODE SEVEN THOUGHTS (spoilers below)

oooh the hikers pov thats fun

they really love these frogs thats cute

i bet the phone will break

THE SYMBOL

somehow, van, i don't think you're going home

awww look at shauna's grin she's so cute

yk what, you tell them lottie

NO MELISSA OF HAT FAME

oh lottie lowkey a freak🤭🤭

ooooh the full tape

HUH???

o shit that's an obituary

hashtag feeling bad for jeff

cutie ass van with that cute ass little knife

oh yeah i forgot that misty didn't know about the tape

oh lawd they running

oh dear she broke away from him he will die

OH MY GOD IS IT HANNAH'S HAIR ON THE ANTLER QUEEN COSTUME??? idk why, but her hair looks a lot like the stuff on the costume

oh so it's her kid

'gentle and reasonable conversation' be so fr right now babe

yay adult timeline yellowjackets solidarity!!

NO I DIDN'T WANT COMFIRMATION THAT MELISSA OF HAT FAME ISN'T THE SURVIVOR i wanted her jeff and shauna to stand in a room together

go off tai

gotta agree with tai on this one, 'luck' isn't really a thing that happens to the yellowjackets

'i'm gonna call my mom' and then what if i cried myself to sleep

oh baby akhilah

and so they leave her with no weapon? misty, it's ok, i love you

shaunanat

'i know where there's first aid supplies' AND THAT'S ENOUGH TO CONVINCE SHAUNA I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT

WALTER THEY CAN NEVER MAKE ME LIKE YOU I CANNOT LIE

wait what did he just say about shauna

OH SHIT VAN

oh he fell! bye bye hunter man

nvm ig

throwing up tears this is so sad if van dies so will i

oh shauna left them thats harsh

both her wives in hospitals after serious accidents does not bode well for tai

oh i love a good hallucination scene

oh other tai hi baby!

oh seeing melissa in pain is actually making me heavily sad

oh lottie my little blood dirt freak

oh callie and jeff are figuring things OUT

shauna my little scrunkle are you about to commit more crimes

OH SHIT SHE'S GOT A KNIFE

AMAZING EPISODE 9/10

jeff has my heart so far this episode, he's so precious (also the freezer scene goes so crazy holy shit)

OH SHIT JACKIE HI BABY

so after ep three we can all agree jackie's hair is definitely way darker this season?

the girlkissers girlkissed and i screamed in sheer excitement

So not to add to the pain of Qui but you know how previously Jackie was laughing about picturing Shauna making her ear a small coffin and next thing you know Shauna is putting together random rocks as a makeshift tomb...

I don't think this is that niche