Incorrect Hazbin Hotel Quotes - Blog Posts

Husk: Ugh, I can beat your ass if you don't shut up.

Angel: How'd you like to beat it from the inside?~

Alastor: ¿Alguna vez te he dicho cuánto te amo, cariño?

Charlie: No puedes matar a todos en el hotel, Al.

Alastor: Ya veo, no te lo he dicho lo suficiente.

I loved the slangs!🤣

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Charlie: *frustrated sigh*

GenZ! Reader : Hey *puts hand on shoulder* Don’t give up you’ve still got a couple of motherf**kers to prove wrong.

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Angel: They *points to GenZ! Reader* are not a fragile flower.

Husk : Yea, They are more of a fragile bomb.

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Vaggie: I’m disappointed but…not surprised.

GenZ! Reader : At this point you shouldn’t be.

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GenZ! Reader: You call me insane? I prefer mentally hilarious.

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GenZ! Reader : *jumps over problems* Parkour!

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GenZ! Reader : Alastor, here is a dictionary of some slang of my time:

Hop off - Mind your own business

I can’t even - Overwhelmed

No sweat - Easy or not a problem

Dope - Very cool

GenZ! Reader : Those are just some.

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i saw this incorrect quote by @my-dark-lord and just had to draw it

this thing was supposed to be colored but then i realized that i can't handle coloring all of the frames

btw it's my first comic

Sinner! Adam is the first person to not mistake Alastor for a deer, change my mind

Adam: the fuck are you losers doing?

Angel: me ’n Charlie wanna know if playing deer alarm calls will make Bambi freak out

Adam: you’re wasting your time

Charlie: it’s worth a shot, and this could help us get to know Alastor better!

Adam: like, do whatever, I don’t give a shit, but at least do something relevant to elk or shit won’t happen

Charlie: that’s what we’re doing?

Adam: he’s an elk, bitch, not a deer, so deer calls won’t work

Angel, scoffing: yeah, ’cuz you’d know more about Alastor in six days than us in six months

Adam: uh, I fuckin’ would know! I named the animals, course I know the differences between ’em. That red edgelord is an elk!

Alastor, appearing behind Adam: *sips Zestial-style out of his ‘oh deer’ mug like the pun negates Adam’s point*

Adam, visibly unimpressed: *plays an elk bugle*

Alastor, becoming rapidly less congruent with reality as he grows building sized: *destroys a wall and loses his entire shit in a show of power that would scare Lucifer*

Adam, who fears not even God himself: ha! I was fucking right! Dick-fucking-master! Hey, why are you two running away? Sore losers!