Ill Stop Now - Blog Posts

Alfred, dying (but this will NEVER happen cuz Alfred is invincible): Goodbye... I love you all...

Dick, crying: Alfred!! No! You can't die!!

Damien: Yes Alfred! We can't survive!!

Alfred, weakly: You'll be alright...

Jason: We really won't be

Alfred: Master Bruce will take care of you.

Bruce: I really can't

Tim: Yeah, remember that one time where Bruce was making cereal.

Alfred: What's wrong with that?

Dick: ...he burnt the whole kitchen...

Bruce: Ok! That was one time!

Jason: But what about the time where you burnt the toast? Or when you forgot to cook?

Bruce: ...

Alfred: ...

Alfred: Alright you guys won't survive.

do i spy an Epic The Musical Antinous SIMP? 🤔🧐🫵 :0

Oh no! They've found me! 🫢🫣😶‍🌫️

:0

My Antinous design, I'm kinda in love?<3

PLSSS YOU'RE MY 69TH FOLLOWER JSJEVAMAMBDV ( Also Thank you sooo much for that ❤️)

HAH 69 yOu KnOw WhAt ThAt MeAnS- (I love you and your sass thank you for existing 😩❤)

Those crystals don't even sound like they're from this dimension! Also, why would I put a rock on the coffee??

Why would anybody?? Doesn't coffee already have enough 'energy' as it is?

Pfft, I made myself laugh. Please don't put rocks into beverages, bacteria exist!

Facebook keeps giving me ads that are like:

"HOW TO TELL YOUR CRYSTALS ARE FAKE

1. If you hold them in your hand they get warmer."

???? According to whomst???

"2. Real Crystals don't chip or break! "

....mohs hardness scale my beloved.

And there's another one that keeps showing up by the same company that's like:

"STOP stirring your coffee with fake crystals!!!"

And it's like... what in world is happening here?

Today’s Inktober prompt was “Guidebook” and I had a wonderful idea

Bonus:

My demands have indeed been met. I release you from your reference hell.

In all seriousness though, it’s beautiful and I love it! Thank you, thank you for taking my request!

...now leave me to my staring...

got a demand request from @fullmetal-dog for snow villiers from ff13, thanks for making me stare at him for hours and remember just how stupidly pretty he is

The outfit- I- PLEASE!

finally bringing slutty men back to comic book media let’s gooooo