Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
People want to complain that Horace Slughorn wasn’t a well written Slytherin, but trashing your house, faking your death and transfiguring yourself into an armchair to avoid an uncomfortable conversation is about as Slytherin as it gets.
about that marauders football au:
it would be obvious to put snape in the death eaters’ team (in this case real madrid cause fuck them) but i think bc in cannon he’s not that appreciated he’d be a referee
(those who know about real vardrid get me)
like he’d whistle in slytherin’s favour and accept bribes for them hoping to be accepted into their little cult like team
also who did you think gryffindor’s and slytherin’s coaches would be???
mcgonagall and slughorn feels wrong
miranda would be on the board of directors probably like a scout director looking for young talents (yes she was the one who found sirius and asked him to sign for gryffindor)
and we ALL know poppy would be on the medical staff
she was the one who treated remus on his injury and later mentored him to work alongside her (for reference check out the tags for my other marauders football au drabbles)
LOOOVES blackberries
Has the most beautiful hazel eyes
Her favorite color is green
Specifically olive green but she loves all shades
Her fav smell is wet earth
Would like to be a fashion designer
Seriously obsessed with shoes
They're her go to gift for any occasion
Because 'you can never have too many shoes'
Has a pair of Doc Martens and they're her pride and joy
Thinks everybody should have a pair so they're the first pair of shoes she gifts someone
Dorcas got Marlene a pair of Doc Martens for Christmas when they first started dating so they could match
They're Marlene's fav now
One of Slughorn's favorites
Loves mythology
Whether it's Roman, Greek, or any other kind she loves it
Dorcas snorts when she laughs
Is really fucking smart
Loves bats
Unapologetically fierce
RBF
Killer death stare
Can go from 0-100 real quick
Loves reptiles
She has a pet snake and she loves her more than life itself
She scares Evan with her all the time despite the fact he SWEARS he's not scared of snakes (he's terrified)
Speaking of Evan he's probably closest with Dorcas out of all the Skittles
Gets along with guys more often than girls so there's always some dating scandal surrounding Dorcas
She's actually a lesbian
She's always known that and hasn't ever had any interest in guys
Literally Disgust from Inside Out (iykyk)
Aesthetic is dark cottagecore
Also surprisingly close with Barty despite the fact that he annoys the living shit out of her
Will run her fingers through his hair while she reads
Barty always falls asleep
"oH, SnAPE wAs ThE OnLY GoOD SlyTHerIN" let's not forget that this man bullies his students on the daily, hits them, and refused to help Hermione when she was hexed by Draco. This greasy slimeball also attempted to murder Neville's toad, Trevor, and punished Neville because said toad didn't die. Besides, there are more honourable Slytherins like Narcissa, who straight looked Voldemort in the face and lied to him. Regulus, who willingly drank poison and drowned in hopes that someday Voldemort would die. The list could go on. I loved Alan Rickman as Snape but you cannot excuse bullying children with "Oh, he was bullied too." because Neville was also bullied. His entire experience at Hogwarts involved a lot of bullying from so many people, even Harry and Ron. But when he grew up and taught at Hogwarts, do you see him running around, hitting kids? Absolutely not.