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i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate
claiming i was a fan of last kiss before speak now tv comes out
I have a type:
Dark haired, intelligent, emotional, psychopaths
maisie peters and taylor swift are just like me because i too have never gotten over anything that has ever happened to me
"You're being a superstar and all I've got are victim cards" "But baby, when you touch her, I bet she doesn't flinch" "If we're livin' the dream, I hope we never wake up" "Gave a two-word response, and I was havin' a breakdown" "We could live off of magic and maybes" "Love's a verb and not a bandage" "I'm doing better, I made it to September I can finally breathe" "So Samson blamed Delilah But given half the chance I, I would have made him weaker too"
”baby i'm the illiad of course you couldn't read me” “and what was cheap to you was all i had” “oh mr bruce wayne where's that cape now?” ”nobody actually happy and healthy has ever felt so desperate to prove it” “i'm on a one way to trip to take over the world you could have come, babe i held out my hand” “well fucking sue me because at least then we could talk about it” “it was shining lights it was rock n roll”
work song by hozier / mahmoud darwish
When Unreal Unearth comes out, I'm going to crawl into the bog with Andrew for however long it takes me to process the album because holy shit I am NOT going to be okay for a while after it comes out.
it’s not a hozier song unless i can’t tell if it’s about the evils of capitalism or eating pussy
We need help, but yes. Bonus points if they would punch you if you tried to hug them<3
*fictional man who has killed in cold blood, is mean to everyone, who is allergic to feelings and is emotionally constipated*
*points* yes, that one. he’s my comfort character
"Hi, I'm Ms. Walker and I'm the dog walker you hired."
*points at a Gnashgab* Look broth'r! There's thy equal.
Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’
I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own
romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering