Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
this websiteโs easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
If you think about it, the Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer40k is very similar to Alexander the Great.
1. The Emperor fought the Unification Wars to unify the humans on Earth and together start the Great Crusade across the stars to conquer the galaxy.
Alexander unified the Hellenic City states and together started the campaign against the Persians and conquer the east.
2. The Emperor faced some rebellions while in his Great Crusade
Some City States like Athens rebelled against the rule of Alexander while he was in his campaign
3. The Emperor brought in his crusade Historians, cartographers, scientists and explorers (the Mars mechanicum) to find and reserve new technologies, to conduct researches etc.
Alexander also brought in his campaign historians, cartographers, scientists and explorers.
4. The Emperor died (kinda) right before his crusade was over.
Alexander also died right before his campaign was over (he had plans to head for the west after he went to India)
5. They both left an empire of great scale that was fragmented into smaller peaces with different rulers each (Alexander's land was fragmented to the Ptolemaic Kingdom, the kingdom of Pergamon, the Seleucid Empire and the kingdom of Macedon. The Emperor's Imperium was divided to Segmentums: The Segmentum Ultima, Tempestus, Obscurus, Solar and Pacificus).
6. Finally both were powerful figures with great strategic skills and unmatched wisdom and sometimes were viewed as gods (the Egyptians viewed Alexander as a god and Lorgar with his legion viewed the Emperor as a divine being).
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๐พ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐พ๐น๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐,
๐พ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐ธ๐๐๐น ๐๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐,
๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ผ ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ท๐๐ ๐๐๐ธ๐๐๐๐
๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐ผโ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐
๐๐๐โ๐๐ ๐ธ๐ถ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐, ๐๐ ๐ป๐พ๐๐๐๐๐,
๐ผโ ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ธ๐ฝ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ธ๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐ ๐,
๐ผ ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ท๐๐ โ๐ช๐ฝ ๐ต๐๐๐, ๐น๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐โ
๐๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐ โ๐๐ ๐น๐๐ถ๐, ๐๐๐โ๐๐ ๐ถ ๐ท๐๐พ๐๐โ
๐๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ท๐ถ๐๐๐๐ ๐ถ ๐น๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐น ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐ ๐๐พ๐น๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐โ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ ๐๐
โ๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐ถ๐๐, ๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ถ๐๐น ๐พ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐โ
๐๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ท๐๐ ๐ป๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ป ๐๐๐น๐น๐๐๐,
๐๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ป๐พ๐๐น ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ป ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐ โ๐๐ฝ ๐น๐๐ถ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐น๐พ๐๐,
๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐พ๐ ๐?โ
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Written by Persephone.
โข ๐ผ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ โ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ถ๐ท๐๐๐
๐น๐๐ ๐๐๐น๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐พ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐น๐ ๐๐ป ๐๐พ๐๐น๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐ท๐๐๐ ๐ท๐๐๐ฝ ๐ฝ๐ถ๐๐๐ฝ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐๐ป๐.
๐ผ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ โ ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐ท๐พ๐๐น๐ ๐ธ๐ถ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ถ๐พ๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ ๐๐๐๐๐น๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ป ๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐.
๐ผ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ โ ๐๐ฝ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ถ๐ท๐๐๐
๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐พ๐ ๐พ๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐น ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ฝ๐๐, ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐๐ ๐๐พ๐ท ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐พ๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ท๐๐๐๐
๐ผ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ - ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐๐พ๐ป๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐น
๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐น๐๐๐ถ๐ ๐พ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐น ๐๐๐พ๐๐.
๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐โ๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐น โ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐, ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐พ๐๐น ๐ท๐๐๐๐ ๐น๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐น๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ป ๐๐ถ๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐ป๐๐๐น ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐น๐๐พ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐พ๐๐.
๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐โ๐ ๐ฝ๐๐ - ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐พ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐พ๐๐. ๐พ๐ป ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐ป๐ ๐๐ฝ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐.
๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐พ๐ป๐โ๐ ๐ถ ๐ท๐๐๐, โ ๐๐ป ๐น๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐น๐๐๐ถ๐น, ๐๐ป ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐พ๐ป๐โ๐ ๐ถ ๐๐พ๐ท๐๐ถ๐๐ - ๐๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐น๐ถ๐๐ธ๐ ๐๐ป ๐น๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ, ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐
๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐พ๐ป๐โ๐ ๐ถ ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ - ๐๐ป ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐,
๐๐ป ๐๐๐ถ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐๐๐ ๐ท๐๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐น๐พ๐๐ถ๐ ๐ ๐๐ถ๐ ๐ป๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐.
๐ฒ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ป ๐๐พ๐๐๐, ๐๐ป ๐ ๐ถ๐๐, ๐๐ป ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐ โ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐โ
๐ฒ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ป๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐ฝ๐ถ๐๐ ๐ท๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
๐ฒ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๐ ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐
๐ฒ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ป๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐น ๐ฝ๐ถ๐๐ ๐น๐๐๐, ๐ป๐๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
๐ผ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐. ๐ฏ๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐. ๐ช๐ป ๐๐๐๐. ๐ช๐ป ๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐.
๐ผ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐. ๐ฏ๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ป ๐๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐พ๐๐๐๐ธ๐ ๐พ๐ ๐ป๐๐ ๐๐๐๐.
๐ผ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ป๐๐ ๐๐๐ - ๐๐ ๐น๐๐ถ๐, ๐๐ฝ ๐น๐๐ถ๐ ๐ท๐๐๐๐๐๐น.
๐ด๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ ๐๐๐น๐๐๐๐๐๐๐น, ๐ผ - ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐น. โข
Written by Persephone.
๐ฏ๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ท๐๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ ๐๐ถ๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐พ๐๐
๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ท๐พ๐๐น๐ ๐น๐พ๐น ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐ ๐พf ๐๐ฝ๐๐ ๐น๐ถ๐๐ธ๐๐น
๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐น๐พ๐น ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ถ๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ป ๐๐๐น๐๐๐๐ ๐ท๐พ๐๐น๐พ๐๐๐
๐ถ๐๐น ๐ข๐๐น ๐๐ป ๐๐๐๐พ๐ธ ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐น ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ท๐๐ถ๐๐๐
๐ป๐ ๐ท๐๐ถ๐๐๐น ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐พ๐๐น ๐ป๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐พ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ป๐ป๐๐๐พ๐๐๐โ
๐ฝ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐น๐พ๐๐ธ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐น ๐พ๐ ๐ฝ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ป ๐น๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ
๐ป๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐น ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐พ๐๐น ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐น ๐พ๐๐โ ๐ธ๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐๐
๐ป๐ ๐๐๐ป๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ ๐ฝ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ป๐พ๐๐น ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ถ๐๐ฝ
๐ฏ๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ถ๐ ๐น๐๐๐, ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐น๐ถ๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ถ๐น ๐ธ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐พ๐๐
๐พ๐ ๐๐ถ๐พ๐๐๐น ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐พ๐๐น, ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐, ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐
๐ฏ๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐น๐๐๐, ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฝ ๐๐๐ท๐พ๐๐น๐พ๐๐
๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐ถ๐พ๐๐๐น ๐๐ถ๐ โ๐น๐ถ๐๐๐โ
๐ฏ๐ฝ๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐ถ๐ ๐น๐๐๐ : ๐๐ฝ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐๐น ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐พ๐๐๐
๐๐ฝ๐๐ ๐๐ถ๐น๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฝ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ธ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐น๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ
๐ฏ๐ฝ๐ ๐น๐ถ๐๐๐ ๐น๐พ๐น ๐น๐๐๐, ๐๐ฝ๐๐ ๐๐ถ๐น๐ ๐ฝ๐พ๐ ๐๐พ๐ป๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐
๐น๐๐ ๐๐๐น ๐๐ป ๐ฎ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐๐น ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐
Written by Persephone.
I am honestly tired of seeing people lump Greek mythology into the same category as DC Comics, anime, or any other modern fictional universe. Thereโs this frustrating trend where people discuss figures like Odysseus or Achilles in the same breath as Batman or Goku, as if theyโre just characters in a long-running franchise rather than deeply rooted cultural and literary icons from one of the most influential civilizations in history.
Yes, myths contain fantastical elementsโgods turning into animals, heroes slaying monsters, mortals being punished or rewarded in ways that defy logic. But that does not mean Greek mythology is the same as a modern fantasy novel. These myths were part of an entire civilizationโs identity. The ancient Greeks didnโt just tell these stories for entertainment; they used them to explain the world, explore human nature, justify traditions, and even shape their religious practices. The Odyssey isnโt just an adventurous tale about a guy struggling to get homeโitโs a reflection of Greek values, an exploration of heroism, fate, and the gods' role in human life. When people treat it as nothing more than โfiction,โ they erase the cultural weight it carried for the people who created it.
Greek mythology functioned in antiquityโthese were their sacred stories, their way of making sense of the universe. And yet, people will still argue that the Odyssey is no different from a DC Elseworlds story, as if it was just an early attempt at serialized storytelling rather than a cornerstone of Western literature.
Part of the problem comes from how myths have been adapted in modern media. Hollywood and pop culture have turned Greek mythology into a shallow aesthetic, cherry-picking elements for the sake of spectacle while stripping away any historical or cultural depth. Movies like Clash of the Titans or games like God of War reimagine the myths in ways that make them feel like superhero storiesโcool battles, flashy gods, exaggerated personalities. And while those adaptations can be fun, theyโve also contributed to this weird idea that Greek myths are just another IP (intellectual property) that anyone can rewrite however they want, without considering their original context.
This becomes especially frustrating when people defend radical reinterpretations of Greek mythology under the โitโs just fictionโ excuse. No, Greek mythology is not just fiction! Itโs cultural heritage. Itโs part of history. Itโs literature. Itโs philosophy. If someone drastically rewrote a Shakespearean play and justified it by saying, โWell, itโs just an old story,โ people would push back. If someone did the same to the Mahabharata or The Tale of Genji , there would be outrage. But when it happens to Greek myths? Suddenly, itโs โjust fiction,โ and any criticism is dismissed as overreacting.
I am not saying mythology should be untouchable. Reinterpretation and adaptation have always been a part of how these stories surviveโEuripides retold myths differently from Homer, and Ovid gave his own spin on Greek legends in his Metamorphoses. The difference is that those ancient reinterpretations still respected the source material as cultural history, rather than treating it as some creative sandbox where anything goes. When people defend blatant inaccuracies in modern adaptations by saying, โItโs just a story, why does it matter?โ they are ignoring the fact that these myths are a major link to an ancient civilization that shaped so much of what we call Western culture today.
Ultimately, Greek mythology deserves the same level of respect as any major historical and literary tradition. Itโs not a superhero franchise. Itโs not a random fantasy series. Itโs the legacy of a civilization that continues to influence philosophy, literature, art, and even modern storytelling itself. So letโs stop treating it like disposable entertainment and start appreciating it for the depth, complexity, and significance it truly holds.
unpopular opinion but with the new tide of Greek mythology stories and retellings, Greek Cultural Sensitivity Readings are absolutely necessary. We are in 2024, with thousands of fics and retellings out there!! How is this not a thing yet?? There's vast improvement one can achieve by working professionally on their text with a Greek. I've seen it so many times!!
Also, duh, I'm offering the service BUT I want you to know that the situation with the inaccuracies of SERIOUS works is so dire that initially I didn't even do it for money. As a writer I just wanted to... fix things, to set a new standard for writers and the industry that sells us the most heavily Americanized pop-culture material and passes it as "authentic vibes of Greek mythology". (And of course there were writers who wanted to do right by their story and they had reached out to me. So kudos to them as well!)
Okay, but why does Cultural Sensitivity Reading make a vast difference and it's not just smoke and mirrors?
As a Greek, I am tired of well-meaning writers and authors butchering very basic elements of my culture. It's not their fault exactly, since they were raised in another culture with a different perspective. And nobody clued them in on how different Greek culture is from theirs, so writers sometimes assume that their culture is the default and they project that into ancient Greece. (Even published professionals like Madeline Miller have written "UK or US in antiquity" (with a very colonialist flavor) instead of writing "Ancient Greece". (Looking at you, Circe!)
Even writers who researched a lot before coming to me still had a lot of misinformation or wrong information in their text, easily verifiable by the average Greek. Again, not their fault. They can only access certain information, which does not include Greek scholarly work and scientific articles that DO offer valuable context.
Translation, accuracy, and meaning: If you ever wondered what a word means or how to pronounce it, here's your chance! There are Greeks like me who are knowledgeable and have a keen interest in antiquity and they will be able to read and compare ancient texts, and dive deeper into the work of Greek scholars regarding those texts.
If you want to create new words, you can do that as well! (It doesn't always work, but we can try. Greek is a really rich language and has a word about everything) If you use existing words, I can help you separate reality from fantasy in the context of your story.
(Do not assume we Greeks are ignorant of our heritage, or that we don't know how to research! Our archaeology sector is huge and archaeological museums are closer to most of us than your local Target is to you)
I guarantee there are things you never thought about Greece and the Mediterranean - from the ancient to the modern era. Sprinkling elements like phrases, types of interactions, customs, songs, instruments, dances, etc , into your text will make your text absolutely rich in culture.
Names matter!!! The genders of the names matter, diminutives matter (If I see one more "Perse" for Persephone I will claw my eyes out along with a few thousand Greeks), naming traditions matter!!! In many cases you should not even use a diminutive!!
You will be able to write about a foreign culture easily! Because of the continuity of Greek culture, you can even write a few more recent Greek elements to fill in the gaps. I can make sure they are not mismatched, and they will complement your ancient setting. I have observed a few things I didn't know we had since antiquity, but they make sense because our land has certain characteristics.
Non-Greek writers often miss the whole context of Greek culture! Do you know how Greek respect towards deities and parents looks like? What tones we use when we talk to our elders? When to use honorific plural - if your setting is more modernized?
Oh, and please let's avoid caricatures when describing Greeks?? (even fantasy Greeks) There can be heavy exotisation and odd descriptions of Greeks, as if we are another species. Even in published works. For many western writers it's difficult to catch, unfortunately.
The whole process is actually way easier than you think. You send me a text, I make notes and then we have some discussion on your vision.
It's always okay to seek guidance from the locals! You are not "guilty" when you admit you don't know! How can you know if you don't ask?? You can't imagine what relief and "ฯฮฌฮปฮน ฮบฮฑฮปฮฌ!!!" I read/see from other Greeks when I tell them another foreigner is using me for cultural sensitivity? Greeks want you to seek help and will NOT shame you for it!
(On the contrary, you have no idea how many eye-rolls Greeks do when they see a blatantly wrong thing in a story... Which has happened pretty often for many years now. Can we do better as an industry?? Please???)
You can send me a personal message to share your story, or ask what this whole cultural sensitivity thing is all about, or ask about what I have done so far and how I can help. But for the love of all that's good, don't let your story be another "generic greek myth retelling"! And don't let others sell you their generic greek myth retellings!!