Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Gloria : Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Barbie : Okay, but in my defense, Sasha bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Gloria : That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Cloria: Can I have my shirt back ?
Barbie: Can I have my virginity back ?
Gloria:
Sasha in a distance: ... wait, what ?
Dear barbie ao3 writers,
Please write a fanfic where Barbie kissing Gloria in a place that turn her on and she moans but Barbie's, like the confused babe she is, thinks she's hurting her and asks her
B: Am I hurting you
G:No , quite the opposite
B:*confused noises* You're hurting me ??
G: That's not what I meant
Sincerely, a fanfic reader that doesn't know how to write 😬