Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Since you seem to like our walking cabbages so much, imagine if they got together and formed a mafia style crime syndicate and took control of the underworld of Teyvat.
Now imagine some poor treasure hunter is being interrogated by Jean as to why his gang has been stealing seeds and vegetables and flowers, only for the door to be kicked open by a walking cabbage in a pinstripe suit with a cigar in it's lips as it tell him he can get back to business before said cabbage looks at Jean and tosses her some Dandelion seeds as a bribe before it turns on it's heel and leaves.
Jean would be left wondering just what was in the tea Lisa gave her, and if it was time for her to take a nice long break.
In summary, Aranara Mafia au with the Creator either being the Godfather/Godmother or the fool who gave them the inspiration to become a gang of eco minded criminals who aim to seize control of the underworld of Teyvat and use it to spread green across the world by steadily taking control of society from the shadows.
I am very tired and have work tomorrow, and so my brain is running on spite and fumes right now, so I apologize for the mess this idea is.
LMAOOOOOOO UNFORTUNATELY I SUCK AT WRITING BUT I'LL TRY COMING UP WITH A FIC BASED ON THIS 💀💀💀
OTHER THAN THAT TYSM FOR THE IDEA
Edit: WAIT ALSO IMAGINE IF THEY USE THE MONEY THEY GOT TO DONATE TO ORPHANAGES OR BUY SNACKS FOR THE SMALL NARA THAT VISIT EVERY NOW AND THEN <3