Fundywastaken - Blog Posts

I generally believe that Connor is biologically schlatt's kid, and dream's ADOPTED son,

Why? Well looking at the conon of schlatt and quicktly being married as well as fundy and dream bring married/engaged.

It just doesn't make sense that dream is biologically Connor's other parent, especially with him literally hating schlatt, and that he had BANNED him from the smp before, just HOW??

Until someone finds an answer that actually makes sense I'm going go stick with dream adopting Connor

*Gorege objecting to dream and fund's wedding as well as ruin it claiming it's something he was supposed to do long ago*

DNF Shippers: YES!

FWT Shippers: NO!

Also George: btw I did it because I wanted to be the one marrying fundy! 😃

DNF Shipper: . . .

FWT Shippers: . . .

FNF Shippers: YES! suck it up ya'll!

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It is said that both the FWT and DNF Shippers decided to ignore the existing of the statement made by said Georgenotfound,

It was an important historical choice both parties came up with after lots of arguments,negotiations,tears and sweat.

The stereotypeing for making fundy lovesick/clingy in some different fictions & george a bit*h in fwt fictions.

Okay ya'll someone really REALLY needed to step up and talk about that, but since none is willing to, I'm taking the bullet

There is this thing with fans making fundy in fwt and dnf naive,clingy and lovesick, which is annoying 🙄

Before you come at me yes I know c!fundy is quite clingy to people around him (especially c!wilbur back in the days)

Now I didn't say that in the start, I'll say it now

I am NOT making an argue wither fwt or dnf better, you're free to ship whatever you like

My argument is about how you stereotype the characters, that's all so please don't come at me saying stuff like dream loves george or fwt is better

Fundy WAS the one to constantly ask dream on that date, he was the one to confess, and the most to talk/prepare about the wedding

BUT after the wedding desister he was very much the most annoyed at dream, he kept calling back stuff that annoyed him about the relationship

Now I don't know about you guys but that doesn't sound clingy,desperate or lovesick to me,

And despite his anger about what happened he didn't do or say anything bad about George in that matter, his anger about what happened was directed at and only at dream.

In fact the one who's more clingy in the fwt relationship ever since the wedding was dream,

he constantly tried to get fundy back, so how come this went by unseen?

Meanwhile, many MANY fwt shippers like to make george the evil guy,

Okay I get it, he objected to the wedding that wasn't very nice of him really, but fundy himself didn't say anything about him being evil or smth, like I said his anger was on dream alone

And george did say later on that he wanted fundy, and was pretty much jealous dream was marrying him,fast forward saying he wanted to be the one fundy marrys

Looking at George's character,

he's not a bad guy, he likes his friends, and he wants to be king because that's what dream promised him

And he sleeps, like ALOT

Fundy and George's characters are very much alike to say the least,

Both are good and nice people who have suffered and been betrayed by people they trust,

However both have some kind of grey circle, one that they do things that are considered evil while still going back to being good afterwards

Like george betraying dream after he was dethroned

And fundy helping destroy lamburge after wilbur died (and he NEVER got blamed for it, everyone pretty much thinks it's teachno fault)

Both have similar nightmares/dreams,

My point is they very much are NOT enemies, so stop making them to be in your mind because of dream.

Dream as well in that matter,cares about both

Wither he loves fundy or george is not really important here,

All in all the moral of this post is

Fundy is not a lovesick puppy

George is not an evil assh*le

End Of Story.

So I just want ONE small chance of fwt being canon and married and happy but it's not here! Check the post before this :)

Tw://Sort of forced this time?

"I OBJECT!"

The hall was silent as it was yelled just before they were pronounced partners forever after.

All eyes turn to the source of the interruption - a certain brunette in a cyan shirt with a fake Supreme logo.

"Dream take this chicken!" George says before forcing the chicken into his hands and kissing Dream, holding him so he couldn't escape.

"George what the fuck?!" Dream yells when he can finally get out of the hold because of Sapnap and Eret, Fundy frozen in shock, "We broke up ages ago, get over it! You cheated like 5 times! You had your chance and now you're trying to ruin my chances of being happy with Fundy! You're not doing this, not today." He grabs George and drags him over to the edge of the island, "I hate you George."

He makes sure they aren't being being followws before hiding them quickly, "I don't want to do this George, I thought it was a joke that went too far. Let's run away together."

Almost immediately, George agreed. The two shared a quick kiss before running over to the ship. They quickly set sail, narrowly missing the crowd left on the island, including the heartbroken fox who looked like he lost his last hope.

So I just want ONE small chance of fwt being canon and married and happy so here I guess?

Tw://Forced kiss, death

"I OBJECT!"

The hall was silent as it was yelled just before they were pronounced partners forever after.

All eyes turn to the source of the interruption - a certain brunette in a cyan shirt with a fake Supreme logo.

"Dream take this chicken!" George says before forcing the chicken into his hands and kissing Dream, holding him so he couldn't escape.

"George what the fuck?!" Dream yells when he can finally get out of the hold because of Sapnap and Eret, Fundy frozen in shock, "We broke up ages ago, get over it! You cheated like 5 times! You had your chance and now you're trying to ruin my chances of being happy with Fundy! You're not doing this, not today." He grabs George and drags him over to the edge of the island, "I hate you George."

A small "Wheeeeeee" came from the small audience that formed around themas George fell down from the island. They all went back to finish the wedding ceremony.

Hope you enjoy - I'm going to upload an angstier version soon >:)

"Stay here until I get back, I will only be a couple hours."

That was 10 years ago - 6 years ago he lost hope.

Ranboo was only 6 when his father left, he was only meant to go help with some family issues but never returned.

Little Ran didn't mind in those hours his father left, he played some skyblock - did some parkour. As he played, small ghosts appeared around him and talked to him. They'd have conversations and some of them was even kind enough to vanish some of the meaner ghosts.

It was 4 hours after his father left that he got worried. His ghost friends didn't know who his father was so they couldn't help. He waited and waited for the pop up message to tell him his father joined the server - it never came.

Years pass - ghosts come and go, Ranboo is now 10 years old. Little Ranboo and his green and red jewelled crown. He lost games and won more games. The ghosts helped him figure out how to summon a small blue bird and make posts that would get likes and comments.

He enjoyed life though he missed his father greatly.

He met a friend one day, they met during a skywars lobby. His friend? TapL. Everytime his friend left to do other things Ran would worry that he wouldn't return like his father although he always returned.

TapL told him of a legend from a server that one of his friends was part of, the legend of Technoblade. The name was familiar, very familiar. Maybe it was a name that his father told him, maybe it was his father's name? He couldn't remember. His memory was getting worse as he grew and he was worried that he'd forget everything from his childhood.

Another year passes, he met another friend. He was called Tubbo. They met because his ghost friends kept talking to Tubbo about him. It was funny but he ended up getting blocked twice on Twitter. He met someone else through Tubbo though, her name was Niki. She was the sweetest person that he'd ever met and he looked up to her. She was the closest that he'd ever call a mother or big sister. She'd protect him and care for him. She showed him how to go across servers and to create new world.

He was 14 when Technoblade joined the server once again but by then...Ranboo had forgotten his father's name and only knew the legend of Technoblade so he was excited to say the least to finally "meet" his idol.

Once he reached where Techno stood, he left once he spotted young Ranboo.

Technoblade left the server.

He believed it was his fault, he was half enderman after all. He was 6'5 at 14, it was practically unheard of!

He didn't know Techno had ran off to the Dream SMP and had went to create a small refuge so he could bring Ranboo to the server but it took longer than he thought though he knew he should've realised how long a castle with a village plus walls to protect it would take to build, even with his father's help. He had asked Dream to whitelist the child and through some convincing, Ranboo was whitelisted on the server.

It was Ranboo's 16th birthday at last. 10 years on the dot since his father left. The ghosts were chatting happily amongst themselves as they were talking about what recently happened on the Dream SMP. From what he tuned in to, he could tell there had been some wars and new people had joined. He heard that some Tommy person might be exiled for burning a "Gogy"'s house.

He was in the middle of a skywars game when he got a dm from Dream. He had to hide that he was messaging from the chat though it wasn't hard because they were all busy amongst themselves. Once he won the round, instead of going into another game like expected, he began to joke that he could hack into the Dream SMP.

He opened up a virtual keyboard and began spelling random words before opening the server. His ghost friends were crazy after that and began believing that it wasn't true but after he did some exploring and met with some of the current players, they believed he was on the SMP.

He was killed twice in the first 5 minutes of arriving by Dream.

Once that ordeal was over, he began a tour with Tubbo and Niki and he had a great time. One time Techno joined the server but he immediately left. He didn't have the best first impression with Tommy over his age but they ended up getting along great over their love of chaos.

It was a month into the server when he formally met Technoblade. It was awkward but they warmed up to each other. Techno didn't mention Ranboo being his child until they reached the place that Techno and Phil built for Ranboo. He was brought into the palace and shown the rooms.

He was told the news when they reached Techno's room. He didn't believe it until he was shown a photo album of him as a baby up until Techno left.

Initially, he was angry - pissed even. However, after hearing the the tale Techno told of wars gone and to be, he was still angry but more forgiving.

It took a week for him to settle down and get into a schedule before he and Techno went back to the SMP. It was still awkward but they were working on it. Unsurprisingly, Ranboo was good with a sword. He had grown up with skywars and parkour so his footwork was great.

It was that day where Techno introduced the SMP to his son. He didn't tell anyone where him and Ranboo lived - it was for protection. Ranboo was accepted into the family immediately, he recognised Phil - they had a brief interaction when he was starting to wonder if he should stay on Hypixel or find someplace else to call home though Phil told him to stay in case his father returned.

Everything was good.

Phil, Tommy, Tubbo, Fundy all began to move their primary bases to Techno's house - under Techno's permission. Wilbur was different, his ghost was still tied to L'manberg but his family was leaving him. He revealed himself to Niki a week ago but he hadnt seen her since, it was like she was avoiding him. He had also met another ghost called JSchlatt but whenever he talked to anyone about him they would tell him to stay away from Schlatt but he thought he was cool amd fun to hang around with. He was nervous though because Schlatt would bring him to weird rooms that were familiar yet he couldn't remember them. He was scared but his family was gone.

It took a year for Dream to form an agreememt with Tubbo - Dream will give back the disks but Tubbo has to give up L'Manberg's independance. It was a hard choicw but after seeing how happy his famiky was away from L'Manberg and the bad memories, he made the deal. L'Manberg was once again part of the Dream SMP. "Manifold land" stood strong though Jack had disappeared once again. Niki had left to Techno's house and Niki and Techno began raising Ranboo like their own child, though Niki and Techno weren't a couple though great friends. Niki and Wilbur made up but the best thing happened to him.

He found Sally.

Turns out Sally was taken while she was exploring and eventually died. He told her everything that he remembered and she was forgiving though she gave him a lecture. They found Fundy and it was a tearful exchange. Wilbur properly apologised to Fundy and though Fundy didnt forgive him now - he was willing to start to trust him. Fundy still lived with his family though sometimes visited his parents small home by the lake.

Schlatt left the server and met up with everyone except Wilbur from SMP live. He was happier than he ever was.

George and Eret became two kings, not in love but in close friendship. Eret mainly ruled over the old L' Manburg area but they worked together.

Dream decided he needed to be a bettee fiance and decided to focus more time of Fundy and spent more time with Purpled - who quickly became the little brother he needed, and the rest of the SMP. He invited Drista on the server permanently after his parents sadly passed due to age but he removed her powers. She occasionally leaves the server for school - Dream jokingly made a rule for the children of the server to go to a server based on school but they ended up enjoying it and go very often - but spends more time causing chaos for everyone.

Sapnap sadly died after an accidental arson went wrong and he died in his own fire. He mainly caused chaos for George but spent his death happily watchiny over his friends.

Skeppy and Bad left the server to spend more time with the idots and own personal servers, though Bad sometimes came back to spend time with his friends.

Everyone was happy.

Fundywastaken: the ship we didn't know we needed until now

So,this great artist @gaecactae, got this really nice hc: so,when a minecraft couple love eachother very much,a child can spawn nearby the parents.

Now. What if...Yogurt was Dream's and Fundy's child,who spawned a little later than usual when the couple was already separated? The product of a short time when the two were really in love with eachother...

Realization #1

Realization #2 (+mild heart attack)

(Of course,this is just one of many hcs, I also love the idea of Yogurt being just a random fox child adopted by Fundy ahah)

A soft Fundywastaken Au, which was heavily inspired by @clairedreems posts :)

Basically Dream has Enderdragon's features,while Fundy has Phoenix's.

(Also, Dream pranking Fundy and Fundy falling even deeper in love with Dream because he's just as mischievous as he is,if it ain't love-)